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在浩瀚的星空下,一颗璀璨的星球——地球,承载着无数生命的奇迹。在这片广袤的土地上,有一种独特的力量,它穿越千年的时光,生生不息,这就是文化。今天,就让我们一同揭开“文化”的神秘面纱,探寻它深邃的魅力。

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2. hellip; >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible,he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said,"Let me try world peace".有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。那是不可能的他说。然后我请让你变聪明。他说:你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds.

3. Take a bath-so that others may live too!早上好...你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢?生日祝福短信1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去..2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds.

4. .. >Error: No Brain Detected!!!这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。

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6. hellip; >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!搞笑短信Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?

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8. Pray-so that u may live...

9. .. >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。

10. Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!If u hide, I’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I’ll search 4 you. If u’ll leave, I’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, I’ll kill you.如果你躲起来,我会去找你。如果你不见了,我会寻觅你。如果你离开了,我会等你。如果日子会把你带走,我会为你战斗。但是,如果你停止发短信息,我会宰了你。Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.你永远不能战胜一个纯SB,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败你12.I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I’’ve no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this. 我知道这世上有人在等我,但我不知道我在等谁,为了这个,我每天都非常快乐。day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。那是不可能的他说。Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?Don’t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。Good morning...... Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?