笑点满满，每日一乐，轻松掌握1334个英语幽默短句！

1. 常常一个人崩溃，又一个人自愈。

2. nothing in the world is difficult for one who sets his mind on it世上无难事，只怕有心人。

3. 你化了妆都没她化了灰好看。

4. Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.成功是，你即使跨过一个又一个失败，但也没有失去热情。

5. There will be no regret and sorrow if you fight with all your strength.

6. 有一种手滑，叫做语音通话！

7. 好看的皮囊三千一宿，有趣的灵魂要房要车。

8. 好吃不过饺子，可爱不过老子。

9. For man is man and master of his fate.人就是人，是自己命运的主人。

10. A fool may give a wise man counsel.愚者千虑必有一得。

11. 我的婚礼上会有你穿着婚纱走过红地毯。

12. 其实表白并不好，因为显得手黑。

13. 风中一匹狼，冷风自己抗。

14. 你给旳幸福不是我想要旳。

15. go for it! just do it! 加油!向前冲!做了再说!

16. 得其以偏爱，倾尽平生慷慨。

17. 你身处江湖，江和湖表示抗议。

18. Never put off what you can do today until tomorrow。今日事今日毕!

19. never lie, cheat or steal. always smile a fair deal.

20. 情敌掉水里了，我们只能尿尿。

21. He who seize the right moment, is the right man. -- Goethe谁把握机遇，谁就心想事成。 -- 歌德

22. Life is sad at times, but it is up to you to make your own life happy.生活有时是令人沮丧的，但你可以努力让自己的过得开心。

23. Achievement provides the only real pleasure in life.

24. read, study and learn about everything imporant in your life.

25. you're uinique, nothing can replace you.

26. 我没认识你之前，我真没发现原来我有以貌取人这毛病。

27. 给自己个英文名，叫压力山大。

28. 不让吃猪肉了，看猪跑吧。

29. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.

30. 爱情就是犯贱，而且还是一次又一次的犯贱。什么时候你不犯贱了，女人就来了。

31. May I be strenuous, energetic and persevering !May I be patient! May I be able to bear and forbear the wrongs of others! May I ever keep a promise given!

32. 酸菜长毛了，吃了会怎么样？

33. 虽然你不是妇女，但是你很三八啊。

34. A thousand-li journey is started by taking the first step.千里之行，始于足下。

35. 给不了你最好的，成全你想要的。

36. Everything that is happening at this moment is a result of the choices you’ve made in the past. 现在的一切皆为果，而你过去曾做的那些选择皆为因。

37. One thing I know,that is I know nothing.

38. Let me make you whole life youth.愿我许你一生青涩年华。

39. Someday you will understand, were the first to love yourself.

40. 特别懒，没什么特长，但熬夜是一把好手。