1. 我们不能再东拉西扯了!

2. 牙医只是我的副业。

3. Yeah, well, she is a nut job, and I'm not going on any date.

4. Kyle,Kyle,Kyle,stop!stop doing your business on the Petunias!There you go,go to Fred's.Go crazy.

5. Simmer down. Simmer down!

6. 哇，你的约会对象好像不省人事了呢。

7. Look,I probably shouldn't be saying this,but your work as as a villain,was kind of,amazing.So, if you ever wanna get back to doing something awesome, give us a call.

8. We can't afford any distractions!

9. 我可没有，我真想马上再来一次。

10. Are you out of your gourd?

11. 稍等一下/慢着。

12. 当具有极大挑战性的人走进商场，我的任务就是去了解他。

13. 你真的要拯救世界吗?是的，没错。

14. That's how I roll.

15. 蹩脚的谎话 我甚至都不喜欢她。

16. 你圆满完成了史上最糟糕约会。

17. 那你还有脸来银行借钱?

18. You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

19. If you take it personal, that's okay.

20. But try not to toss and turn.

21. And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money?

22. 我有话要说，她亲吻我的伤口，她帮我扎小辫，我们爱你，亲爱的妈妈，我的新妈妈露西无人能比。

23. 这就是我的风格。

24. 那就让我们为你隆重送别吧。

25. The moon is as good as ours.

26. You've got to be pulling on my leg!

27. Law enforcement still has no leads.

28. And you'll be talkingabcnormal in no time!

29. It was a little attempt at humour.

30. That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.

31. 那只是我小幽默一下。

32. -Things have been so lonely since my wife, Debbie, passed on. It's like my heart is a tooth, and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children.

33. 我们是发反恶人联盟，是一个致力于对抗全球大规模恶势力的绝密组织。我们对抢劫银行的犯罪活动没有兴趣，杀人放火的事情我们也懒得管，但是如果有融化两级的冰块或者让富士山消失甚至偷月亮，我们就要管了。

34. 于是就轮到你商场了 作为一个前恶人 你了解恶人的思维以及行为。

35. You never know what kind of booby traps this guy could have set.

36. These are sordid lies.abcI don't even like her.

37. And that's where you come in. As an ex-villain,abcyou know how a villain thinks, and acts.

38. Hi everybody.I'd like to make some toast...She...umm...She kisses my boo-boos.She braids my hair.We love you mothers everywhere.And my new Mom Lucy is beyond compare。

39. You just officially hadabcthe worst date ever

40. Go about your business.

41. 是的，不过她的脑袋有点不正常，而且我才不会去相亲。

42. 它太可爱了，我受不了了!

43. know someone whoabccan fix that for you.

44. I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on.

45. Let us give you the proper send-off.

46. 你真的要拯救世界吗?

47. Don't worry.It can only get better from here,right?But if it doesn't,you always borrow my dart gun.I do use it on,one or two dates myself.Yeah,you know as far as dates go,I think I'm good with just,the one.

48. 你疯了吗?

49. I miss being evil. Sinister plots，large-scale crimes.It’s what I live for. I mean， don’t you think there’s more for our future than jelly?Well,I'm also considering a line of jams.The thing is,Gru,I've now been recruited elsewhere.

50. 凯尔，别尿在我的牵牛花上，那儿，尿在弗雷德的花上，尿爽点。

51. 要给你做个演示吗?(demonstration在现在的日常工作中很常见)

52. 那孩子让我毛骨悚然!

53. 我觉得你们俩可以出去吃个饭。

54. 我们好兴奋!

55. I'm happy to create an evil army to destroy the world but nobody messes with my family.

56. 我不会介意的。

57. Hold the horses.

58. 也许我不该这么说，但是你当恶棍真是棒极了，所以，如果你回心转意想大干一场的话，给我们回个电话。

59. So if you want to go, you are going to have to walk yourselves.

60. We are the Anti Villain League,an ultra secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.Rob a bank? We're not interested. Kill someone? Not our deal.But you want to melt the polar ice caps? Or vaporize Mount Fuji? Or even [points his tea spoon at Gru] steal the moon? Then we notice.

61. I don't. I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

62. Oh,and just between you and me,You look much better bald.

63. Do you want a demonstration?

64. 执法部门仍然毫无线索。

65. 怎么会有这么胖的仙女?因为我住在糖果屋里面，烦心的时候我就会吃糖果逃避现实。

66. I was thinking you two could get some grub.

67. 明白没?

68. 回去干活吧。

69. Wow, looks like your date's out for the count.

70. 这下你跑不掉了!

71. 要是你们想去，就自己走去吧。

72. 好像是由于你背景复杂，所以没人愿你和你共事。

73. 你要因此恨我，我也不会记怀。

74. 格鲁很生气，后果很严重。

75. 我简直如坐针毡。

76. 虽然我非常想创造出一批邪恶的军队来毁灭这个世界，但谁都别想对付我的家人。

77. 我知道有人能改变你

78. I think I can live with that.

79. 月亮逃不出我们的手掌心。

80. 我怀念当恶棍的日子，图谋不轨，大肆犯罪，这才是我活着的意义。你不觉得我们的前途不应该仅仅是果冻吗?嗯，我也在考虑增加一条果酱生产加工线。格鲁，事实上，我已经另谋出路了。

81. 你装过头了 其实内在是一颗破碎的心。

82. 私下告诉你，我还是觉得你光头更好看。

83. How come you're so fat?Because my house is made of candy!And sometimes,I eat instead of facing my problems!