1. 幽默的英语谚语：

2. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

3. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

4. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

5. 聪明人都不结婚，但一旦结了婚很难再聪明起来。

6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

7. Love the neighbor. But dont get caught.

8. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

9. Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard Visa.

10. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

11. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

12. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

13. One should love animals. They are so tasty.