1. 原谅你是上帝的事，我的任务就是送你去见上帝。

2. 我问我同事你在那上学呢？他说在，电大。

3. 爱情是什么，爱情不是色戒就是钻戒。

4. Since the elder sister came to this world， it is not going to want to go back.

5. Some people don't need posture， can accomplish a fleeting.

6. I was a strong person， never need to worry about who is tough.

7. 你完整了我的人生，但我却只是你人生中的一章节。

8. 原来，友情也有新欢和旧爱。

9. Don't compare with others， but to go beyond their own.

10. 老妈说老婆贤惠，我看是闲得什么都不会！

11. Memories are just memories， but memories can not go back.

12. 上班最开心的事，就是老板不在。

13. The dark sky to a certain extent， the stars will shine.

14. 新世界男生，钱给老婆，幸福甜蜜都给老婆。

15. At noon in the summer， the hot sun， go out to play is the Anti Japanese hero.

16. 他们的信心是我给的，你们有什么问题吗？

17. 天若有情天亦老，动我姐妹全撂倒。

18. Every day to see through the novel， to see the toilet like through the hole.

19. My youth， dedicated to the called compulsory education.

20. 忘=亡+心。要让我忘记，除非心死了。

21. 得到了站起来，换个好看的姿势在到下去。

22. 以人类的体型，猪的习性活着。

23. With their own voice， I'm sorry， these years have not learned to love yourself.?>

24. I put the most perfect time， dedicated to the compulsory education.

25. 我要把你放在一边晾干，然后在收回来。

26. 我活了十八岁，愧对**先烈十八年。

27. 媳妇都涨了，工资你怎能好意思不涨呢。

28. 你要玩我感情，那就先看看自己的脸皮。

29. 不要三角恋的剧情，我恨透了那些。

30. Fall in love with miss the same， but love is installment.

31. I'm going to put you on one side to dry， and then I'll get it back.

32. Wife wages have gone up， how can you side up.

33. 我把最完美的年华，献给了义务教育。

34. Do not see the elder sister is not beautiful， the elder sister still can not play you to find the north.

35. 惹我光头强，揍你没商量。

36. My mom said I was a good wife and see what are not idle！

37. 有些缘分在开始的一瞬间就结束了，就像早泄。

38. 当幸福来敲门的时候，我或许不在家。

39. 跑车，洋房，可以有，自己买。

40. 我跟伍佰不熟，他弟弟二百五跟我很熟。

41. Men pull， still dumped， as in my black list swing.

42. Get up stand up， change a good position to go down.

43. New world boys， money to the wife， happy sweet to his wife.

44. 他若爱你，不必讨好。他若不爱，更加不必。

45. 时间不是让人忘了痛，而是让人习惯了痛。

46. 我人缘好，耶稣罩我，上帝保我。

47. 我怪自己太聪明，不该知道的都懂了。

48. To forgive you is God's work， my task is to send you to God.

49. 别让我看不上你，拿你的本事让我爱上你。

50. 我的聪明你看到了吗？哎，你还真是个傻瓜。

51. 我想重新认识你，从你叫什么名字开始。

52. There's a me in your eyes， I have a pig in my eyes.

53. Xiao sword flat business， not fifteen years.

54. 我不要你的忽冷忽热，因为这样我会感冒的。

55. When happiness knocks at the door， I may not be at home.

56. What is love， love is not lust is a diamond ring.

57. Time is not to let people forget the pain， but people get used to the pain.

58. When we lose， just know that he used to have.

59. 去去去，别糟蹋青春那两字了，你都已经立秋了。

60. I am good， Jesus cover me， my god.

61. I don't like people I am very happy to stop your heart.

62. Don't love triangle story， I hate those.

63. Take me to the strong day， I will destroy your world.

64. I want to know you again， from your name.

65. Their confidence is what I give， you have any questions？

66. My summer vacation and broke up， because the school Bitch！

67. If you want to test my patience， please prepare your patience.

68. I asked my colleague you in that school？ He said that in.

69. 每个月，总有那么几天不想上班。

70. 人生苦短必须性感，彪悍的人生是不需要解释的。

71. I'm not familiar with Wu Bai， his brother was familiar with me two hundred and fifty.

72. 如果你要考验我的耐心，请先把你的耐心准备好。

73. Do not want to deformation of the gang， not a good steel.

74. 高调最虚伪，低调才是最牛B的炫耀。

75. 看我不顺眼的人我很高兴能堵住你的心。