1. 种草不让人去躺，不如改种仙人掌！

2. 人家是全城热恋我们是全城停电。

3. Wash the face with facial cleanser， found that their pixels become higher.

4. The girl didn't have a white horse， so she grabbed her head.

5. 心脏变成一座荒岛，无人收买，也就不再出售。

6. You say you are my friend， in fact， I know that animals are human beings.

7. For a moment， take your photos to do the desktop， TMD actually in the computer virus.

8. You say you want to die or did not want to live.

9. 听到你对我说的话，我就会得意一整天。

10. 我堵上所有时光只爱你一个人。

11. When the perfume of money， no money to wipe toilet water.

12. 像一条疯狗，咬过跪太低头过，所以庆幸。?>

13. 你说要去看左耳，我找遍了整个医院你却在电影院。

14. Love a person is what feeling？ That is to say good night and want to say good night.

15. 我一直没有理解傻逼的意思，直到遇见你。

16. 有奶不一定是娘有钱就一定是爷。

17. 我一直在承受这个年纪不该有的帅气和机智，我好累。

18. 只要瘦，什么都百搭，要是胖，什么都白搭。

19. 痒吗？痒就对了，伤口在长肉时，神经末梢也在长。

20. 那个谁，回去撒包尿漱漱口再来吧！

21. Brother mixed up to now， can get up and put down the only chopsticks.

22. 原来快乐大本营，走了谢娜只剩大本营了。

23. I looked down， and not defeat， but I'm looking for money.

24. Real drunby， dare to faceitselfhas no thickness.

25. I cried and came to this world， is going to cry to go back！

26. 上课的时候不省人事，下课铃一响精神百倍！

27. 就算全世界离开你，还有一个我来陪。

28. I'll be proud to hear what you said to me.

29. Because you have a double chin， so you can not bow to any difficulties.

30. No matter the mud， as long as the wall， always stick out of the point of touch.

31. 猛的一看你不怎么样，仔细一看还不如猛的一看。

32. From small to large， the only constant is a do not miss the heart of the book.

33. 我的婚礼上会有你穿着婚纱走过红地毯。