1. A cannot extricate oneself， in addition to the teeth with love。

2. Other people's money is my life a thing apart！

3. I thought I was decadent， today I just know， originally I had scrapped。

4. 人之所以有一张嘴，而有两只耳朵，原因是听的要比说的多一倍。

5. 如果你借太多的钱给一个人，你会令此人变成坏人。

6. Really brave warrior， dare to face her face without makeup。

7. Girlfriend， his mother drowned； Fly wing to wing， all his mama fell dead。

8. Want to pollution a place have two kinds of methods： trash， or money！

9. Only women and English sorry， only the wife and work hard to find。

10. 要在江湖混，最好是光棍！

11. Handsome have a fart to use！ In the end is not eaten by single！

12. 不是变化快，而是你太菜。

13. 喝药递瓶，上吊给绳，跳楼的挥着小手绢送行。

14. 不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。

15. No money， no power， don't point to you， can you tell me？

16. 人如果靠吃饭活着，那饭不叫饭，叫饲料。

17. Everyone must die， which shit is not paper！

18. 天赐你一双翅膀，就应该被红烧…

19. 帅有个屁用！到头来还不是被卒吃掉！

20. The old niang eyes opened， you will know a uber。

21. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair， but time。

22. 没有不透风的墙，没有不能上吊的梁。

23. I'm not RMB， how can let everyone like me？

24. 我那么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死埃。

25. 不要吹牛逼、请把牛逼还给牛、因为牛也需要性生活！

26. Long is really creative， live really have the courage！

27. 鸳鸯戏水，都***淹死；比翼双飞，都***摔死。

28. In the river's lake， preferably bachelor！

29. Don't than lazy with me， I'm too lazy to than with you。

30. 企业一定要有偷不去、买不来、拆不开、带不走，溜不掉的独特资源。

31. Is afraid of being used but you don't！

32. Bosom just like pregnant， time is long can let a person see out。

33. 老娘法眼一开就知道你是个妖孽了。

34. 只要锄头舞的好，那有墙角挖不倒？