1. No Honking 禁止鸣喇叭

1. No Honking - No Honking Allowed

2. Menu 菜单

2. Menu: Menu

3. Bakery 面包店

3. Bakery - Bread shop

4. Bar 酒巴

4. Bar - Bar (referring to a bar, as in a place where alcoholic beverages are served)

5. Insert Here 此处插入

5. Insert Here - Place here / Insert here

6. Exit 出口

6. Exit - Exit

7. Keep Away From Fire 切勿近火

7. Keep Away From Fire - Keep away from fire

8. Give Way 快车先行

8. Give Way - Priority to Fast Lane

9. Seat by Number 对号入座

9. Seat by Number - Find Your Seat by Number

10. 弹指神功弹入盆，勿让水滴落地痕。

10. With a swift and powerful move, the Dazzling Skill is thrown into the pot, ensuring not a single droplet of water leaves a trace on the ground.

11. Staff Only 本处职工专用

11. Staff Only - For Staff Use Only

12. 11Destination airport 到达机场

12. 11 Destination Airport - Arrival Airport

13. One Street 单行道

13. One-way Street (Single Lane)

14. 34Queue here 在此排队

14. 34 Queue here - Queue here

15. 高高兴兴方便，轻轻松松冲刷。

15. Happy and convenient, easy and quick to rinse.

16. Menu 菜单。

16. Menu - Menu.

17. Danger 危险

17. Danger - 危险

18. No Cycling in the School校内禁止骑车

18. No Cycling in the School - Cycling is prohibited within the school premises.

19. Luggage Depository 行李存放处

19. Luggage Deposit Area luggage storage area

20. No Admittance 闲人免进

20. No Admittance - Unauthorized persons are forbidden to enter

21. 向前一步靠，滴水不外漏。

21. Take a step forward, not a drop leaks out.

22. 来时百步紧，出后一身松。

22. When arriving, a hundred steps are tight; when leaving, the whole body is relaxed.

23. 良机在握，一按即可。

23. The opportunity is at hand, just a press of a button.

24. Lost and Found 失物招领处

24. Lost and Found - Lost and Found Office

25. 今天，你冲了吗?

25. Have you showered today?

26. 3类属长期性的，其时效性不强，能时时提醒人们，长期地起宣传教育作用。所以这类标语一般书写在建筑物或特制的标语牌上它除了起宣传作用外，还能起到美化环境的作用，所以在公共场所也少不了它。

26. The 3rd category belongs to the long-term type, which has weak timeliness and can constantly remind people, serving as an educational and propagandistic function over a long period. Therefore, such slogans are generally written on buildings or specially designed billboard signs. Apart from their propagandistic role, they also contribute to the beautification of the environment, so they are indispensable in public places.

27. 大环境，小环境，干净才有好心情。

27. In the big environment, the small environment, cleanliness brings good mood.

28. 27Please leave your luggage with you at all times 请随身携带你的行李。

28. 27 Please keep your luggage with you at all times.

29. Save Energy 节约能源

29. Save Energy - Save Energy

30. Information 问讯处

30. Information Desk

31. Hands Wanted 招聘

31. Hands Wanted - Wanted Hands

32. 细微之处见公德，举手之间显文明。

32. Public virtue is seen in the finest details, and civilization is displayed in a lift of the hand.

33. Laundry 洗衣店

33. Laundry - Laundry service

34. 3…100打完，日本人起身，拍拍屁股，没事；然后张着臭嘴对自己的模仿能力和再创造能力吹嘘一番，并想坐一边看中国人的好戏。 中国人慢慢趴下，悠哉悠哉地说："来，把日本人给我垫上。”… 一兄弟上厕所，结果误入女厕，进去之后发现没有小便池，感觉不对，幸好女厕内没 有人。他便若无其事地走出来。正在开门的时候，遇到一mm进来，那mm和他打一照面，脸一红，头一低，转身钻男厕去了 一天在公共汽车上人太多了，特别热，特别闷不知谁放了一个屁，这下是环境更加恶化。我朋友实在受不了，又不知道是谁，没办法。正好，售票员正在问：“谁没有买票？“我朋友忽生一计，大声说：“放屁的没买票！“忽然，一个特别胖的女人，手高高的举着票，大声说：“我已经买票了！“ 某大学新楼落成一雕塑：一位少女左手捧一本书，右手高擎一只象征和平的鸽子．该校外公开向各学生征集名称，结果许多人的标语不谋而合——读书顶个鸟用！ 有三只小蝌蚪,他们去饭馆吃饭等了一会儿,上了第一道菜是炸青蛙 三只小蝌蚪不约而同的唱起了:我不想我不想 不想长大 有一天，曹操抓了刘备，关羽，张飞。曹操对他们三个说，你们每个人去果林里选一样水果出来。过了一会儿，张飞带了个苹果出来，曹操说，如果他们能把自己带的水果塞进屁股里面，就放了他们，张飞尝试了一会，失败了，于是被杀了。又过了一会儿，关羽拿了三颗葡萄走出来，曹操也对他说了同样的话，关羽便开始塞塞到第三颗时，关羽突然扑哧一笑，结果把葡萄夹烂了，又被杀了。下了地府后，阎王问关羽：“你真傻，为什么笑呢？不笑就不会死了”关羽长叹一声说“我也不想啊！天妒红颜！我塞到第三颗的时候，突然看见刘大哥抱着个榴莲走出来” 昨天去吃肯德基，排在我后面的像是一对儿情侣，眼看他们点了一大堆吃的，然后坐到我旁边。坐下后，那个女孩就开始埋头猛吃，好像饿了好几天的样子，而男孩则一根一根地啃着薯条，好像有什么心事。 突然，男孩放下薯条，往前凑了凑，很认真地问:“青青，我追你行吗？“ 女孩头也不抬，直接说:“不行！“ 男孩又问:“一点可能也没有吗？“ 女孩干脆地说:“一点可能也没有！“ 男孩愣住了，两眼直直地看着她，呆在那里… 当时，女孩一手拿着鸡腿，一手拿着汉堡，觉得男孩在看她，于是暂停大吃，然后用可怜的眼神看着那个男孩，小声说:“那……我还能吃吗？“ 旁边包括我在内的人都笑出声来，那男孩很无奈，忙说:“吃吧，吃吧…“ 这MM太可爱了要是我不让追也一定要追死命的追！！！！ 上学一向不安分，大一时第一次上自学，偶坐在教室郁闷，随即跑到过道抽烟。 刚点着烟没一会，来了个PL女生，问寡人,“现在上自习呢!你怎么跑出来 了？“ 我说，无聊出来抽烟，MM你是哪班的？怎么也跑出来了。 PLMM指着我们教室说，那个班的！ 当时偶好激动的说，我们一个班的啊？怎么，你也郁闷吗？ 她说：嗯，我们班一个新生上自习跑出去了，我出来找他。 偶笑笑，看来也还有坐不住的，你找他干啥，你又不是他妈！ MM:没办法啊，我是他班主任！ 偶当时就蒙了… 一分钟后，憋出一句话：老师，你看着真年轻…

34. 3... After finishing the count of 100, the Japanese stood up, patted his buttocks, and said he was fine; then he bragged about his ability to imitate and recreate with an unpleasant expression, and wanted to sit on the side and watch the Chinese performance. The Chinese slowly squatted down and casually said, "Come on, use the Japanese as a cushion for me."… A brother went to the toilet and mistakenly entered the women's restroom. After entering, he found there was no urinal, feeling something was wrong, fortunately, the women's restroom was empty. He casually walked out. While opening the door, he met a girl coming in. The girl blushed, looked down, turned around, and ran into the men's restroom. One day, it was too crowded on the bus, especially hot and stuffy. Someone farted, making the environment even worse. My friend couldn't bear it anymore and didn't know who it was, so there was nothing to do. Just then, the ticket collector asked, "Who hasn't bought a ticket?" My friend suddenly thought of a plan and loudly said, "The one who farted hasn't bought a ticket!" Suddenly, a particularly fat woman held up the ticket high and loudly said, "I have already bought a ticket!" A new building was completed in a university, and a sculpture was installed: a girl holding a book in her left hand and a symbol of peace in her right hand. The school publicly solicited names for the sculpture from all students, and many people's slogans were coincidentally the same—reading is useless! There were three little tadpoles, and they went to a restaurant to eat. After waiting for a while, the first dish was fried frog. The three little tadpoles sang in unison: "I don't want to grow up, I don't want to grow up." One day, Cao Cao captured Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao told them, "Each of you go to the orchard and select a fruit." After a while, Zhang Fei came out with an apple. Cao Cao said, "If you can stuff the fruit you brought into your buttocks, I will let you go." Zhang Fei tried for a while and failed, and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu took out three grapes and walked out. Cao Cao also said the same thing to him. Guan Yu began to stuff, and when he was about to stuff the third grape, he suddenly burst into laughter, which caused the grapes to burst. He was killed again. After going to the underworld, King Yama asked Guan Yu, "You are so foolish, why did you laugh? If you didn't laugh, you wouldn't have died." Guan Yu sighed deeply and said, "I didn't want to either! It's a jealousy of my beauty! When I was stuffing the third grape, I suddenly saw Brother Liu holding a durian coming out." Yesterday, I went to KFC, and the couple behind me seemed to be a couple. They ordered a lot of food and sat next to me. After sitting down, the girl started eating enthusiastically, as if she had been hungry for several days, while the boy was gnawing on the fries, as if he had something on his mind. Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, leaned forward, and asked seriously, "Qingqing, can I chase you?" The girl didn't even raise her head and said directly, "No, you can't!" The boy asked again, "Is there any possibility at all?" The girl said resolutely, "There is no possibility at all!" The boy was stunned, staring at her blankly... At that moment, the girl was holding a chicken leg in one hand and a hamburger in the other, thinking the boy was looking at her, so she paused her eating and looked at the boy with a pitiful expression and whispered, "Then... can I still eat?" Everyone around, including me, burst into laughter. The boy was helpless and said, "Eat, eat..." This girl is so cute that if I don't let him chase, I have to chase him desperately!! I was always restless at school. In my first year, I went to self-study for the first time, and I was sitting in the classroom feeling bored, so I went to the corridor to smoke. As soon as I lit a cigarette, a beautiful girl came over and asked me, "Is it self-study time now? How come you ran out?" I said, I was bored, so I came out to smoke. What class are you from, and why did you also run out? The beautiful girl pointed to our classroom and said, that class! I was so excited and said, are we in the same class? What's the matter, are you also bored? She said, yes, a new student in our class ran out for self-study, and I came out to look for him. I smiled, it seems there are also restless ones, why do you look for him, you're not his mother! She said, there's no choice, I am his class teacher! I was completely confused... After a minute, I came up with a sentence: Teacher, you look very young...

35. Filling Station 加油站

35. Filling Station - Gas Station

36. 请勿将烟头丢入便池中。

36. Do not throw cigarette butts into the toilet bowl.

37. 26Passport control 入境检验

37. Passport control - Entry inspection

38. Admission Free免费入场

38. Free Admission

39. SOS 紧急求救信号

39. SOS Emergency Distress Signal

40. Fragile 易碎

40. Fragile - Easily broken or damaged

41. Net(Weight) 净重

41. Net (Weight) Net Weight

42. 32Stay close 跟紧

42. 32Stay close - Keep close.

43. 12Domestic flights 国内航班

43. 12 Domestic Flights

44. No Visitors 游人止步

44. No Visitors / No Admittance to Visitors

45. Keep Dry 保持干燥

45. Keep Dry - Maintain Dryness

46. 4Arrivals 进港

46. 4 Arrivals - Inbound Ships

47. 一切皆可贵，冲刷价更高。

47. All things are precious, but the cost of washing is even higher.

48. 勤洗手，讲卫生，大家保健康。

48. Wash your hands frequently, maintain hygiene, and everyone will stay healthy.

49. Travel Agency 旅行社

49. Travel Agency - Travel Agency

50. Occupied （厕所）有人

50. Occupied (Toilet) Occupied