1. 厕所不冲幽默雷人标语

1. Humorous and eye-catching toilet sign that goes against the grain

2. 请不要在小便池内拉屎。

2. Please do not defecate in the toilet bowl.

3. 作文毒舌高中生800

4. 我课本上看到这样一段文字：“应试教育的弊端是，导致学校教育往往只重视少数升学有望的学生，而忽视大多数学生，忽视了中小学基础教育的性质和任务，忽略了学生的德、智、体、美诸多方面的全面发展，以单纯的分数标准来评价学生，导致一些学生高分低能，片面发展，被动发展”。

3. Essay by a sharp-tongued high school student 8004. I saw the following text in my textbook: "The disadvantages of the exam-oriented education system are that it often only focuses on a few students who have the potential to be admitted to higher education, neglecting the majority of students. It ignores the nature and tasks of primary and secondary school basic education, overlooks the comprehensive development of students in many aspects such as morality, intelligence, physical fitness, and aesthetics. It evaluates students solely based on their scores, leading to some students having high scores but low abilities, developing in a one-sided manner, and developing passively."

5. 不需要“涌泉”相报，只需止水之恩。?>

5. There is no need to repay with a spring of gratitude; just a debt of still water will suffice.

6. ③我们公司刚处于起步阶段，待遇可能不是最好的，但未来可期。

6.③ Our company is just at the starting stage, and the benefits may not be the best, but the future is promising.

7. 关于毒舌作文素材

8. ·立意方向· 1守规矩，传递正能量。 材料中风靡网络的《金星脱口秀》，除了金星的“毒舌”让观众暗爽，更打动人的是她从不吝与人分享她的个人奋斗经历。金星的“毒舌”，是以“守规矩”为条件和前提的，是以传递正能量为主导的，不是人人都能成为像金星一样的“毒舌”。从这个角度，我们可以深入挖掘“毒舌”的内涵，分析“毒舌”的价值取向，从纵向展开，深入分析。

7. About the毒舌 essay material 8. ·Theme direction· 1 Adhere to rules, convey positive energy. The popular online show "金星脱口秀" (Jin Xing's脱口秀) not only satisfies the audience with Jin Xing's "毒舌" (biting wit), but also touches people's hearts with her willingness to share her personal struggle experiences. Jin Xing's "毒舌" is based on "adhering to rules" as a condition and premise, and is guided by the transmission of positive energy; not everyone can become a "毒舌" like Jin Xing. From this perspective, we can deeply explore the connotation of "毒舌", analyze the value orientation of "毒舌", and carry out an in-depth analysis from a vertical perspective.

9. 勿嘲人短，勿炫己长。

9. Do not mock others' shortcomings, and do not boast about your own strengths.

10. 看过“厕所不冲幽默雷人标语”

10. Seen "Toilet Not Flushed Humorous Shocking Slogan"

11. 此人头发茂密，眼睫毛长而翘，还有一个小鼻子、嘴。他学习不错，也够仗义，经常为兄弟两肋插刀。有一个极为形象的外号——毒舌。是的，他夸人能把人夸到天上去，贬人能把人贬进地狱。曾有几位仁兄被他贬得狗血淋头，欲还口却又无言以对，所以，叫他毒舌一点也不过头火。为什么他说功如此了得？那是因为他是男人，君子动口不动手，不能动手，说功又差，以后还怎么混？鲁迅他老人家的小说含义很深，且语气之锋利，但是比较刻板，一般人是不喜欢看的，说来也怪，可他却偏爱鲁迅的小说，怪人。一问，他却说：“鲁迅骂人不带脏，用反语贬得坏人有口难言，绝， 嘛不学？”难道！这小子读鲁迅文学悟出其真谛不是？什么讥人、讽人之语言可谓用到炉火纯青、登峰造极了。怪不得。他的毒舌魂技从不随便开启，除非组员不听话，别人招惹他，自己兄弟被骂，他才会用一用这损人绝技。关于为兄弟两肋插刀一事，可苦了那位仁兄啊。一日，毒舌在走廊游荡，以此打发时间。忽然，叫骂声响起，他定神一听，便飞快地往着声音根源奔去，果然，毒舌的兄弟李为鑫正在与别人争吵。见那人将李为鑫的气势死死压住，毒舌魂技启用。“你干什么，装帅，长得这么有个性，怎么会让你随便动呢？”说着，他又看了自己兄弟一眼：“兄弟，你怎能欺负别人呢？要讲道德，关爱脑残，好好照顾弱智儿童，是吧？”李为鑫立刻领会：“是啊，我怎能这样呢，脑残，对不起呀！”“你……。”那人无言以对，气愤地走开了，边走还边说：“你牛，牛”“脑残，拜拜！”“一路走好，还要摔倒！”。他故意提高了分贝“我在遥望，走廊之上，有一个脑残在迷茫地游荡，昨天已忘，撞到了一堵墙，结果梦回了厕所后的小巷。欧耶——那人气得“口吐白沫”。

11. This person has thick hair, long and curly eyelashes, and a small nose and mouth. He is good at studying and is also quite loyal, often standing by his friends even when it's dangerous. He has an extremely descriptive nickname—Poisonous Tongue. Yes, he can flatter people to the skies and criticize them to the depths of hell. He once put several friends down in such a way that they were completely speechless, wanting to retaliate but finding no words. So, calling him Poisonous Tongue is not an exaggeration. Why does he have such a great talent for speaking? It's because he is a man, gentlemen don't fight but argue, and since he can't fight physically, he can't argue well either, so how can he survive in the world? Mr. Lu Xun's novels have deep meanings and sharp language, but they are rather rigid, and not everyone likes to read them. But strangely, he is fond of Lu Xun's novels, what a strange person. When asked, he says, "Lu Xun doesn't use dirty words when cursing; he criticizes the bad guys with sarcasm so that they have nothing to say. Isn't that amazing? Why not learn from that?" Is this guy not enlightened by Lu Xun's literary work? What sarcastic or mocking language he can use to perfection, reaching the pinnacle. No wonder. He never uses his Poisonous Tongue skill casually, only when team members don't follow orders, others provoke him, or his own brothers are insulted. About the matter of standing by his friends to the end, it really makes his friend suffer. One day, the Poisonous Tongue was wandering in the corridor, using it to kill time. Suddenly, there was a shouting sound. He focused and quickly rushed to the source of the noise, indeed, his brother, Li Weixin, was arguing with someone. Seeing the other person压制住李为鑫的气势， Poisonous Tongue's skill was activated. "What are you doing, showing off, with such a distinctive appearance, how can you just let him get away with it?" He looked at his brother again and said, "Brother, why do you have to bully others? You should be moral, care for the mentally disabled, take good care of the mentally challenged, right?" Li Weixin immediately understood, "Yes, how can I do that, mentally disabled, I'm sorry!" "You..." The other person had nothing to say and walked away, muttering as he went, "You're great, great, mentally disabled, goodbye!" "Goodbye, take care, you'll fall!" He deliberately raised his voice, "I'm looking out from here, in the corridor, there's a mentally disabled person wandering aimlessly. Yesterday is forgotten, he hit a wall, and then dreamed back to the alleyway behind the bathroom. Hooray——that person was so angry he was "spewing white foam."

12. 如厕后请勿忘关闭水龙头。

12. Do not forget to turn off the water tap after using the toilet.

13. 我们既不应该沉湎于过去，也不要寄托于明天，而是要在自己理想的指导下，珍惜比金子还珍贵的时间，从今天就开始积极进取，奋发拼搏，将自己人生的船划向前方。赢得今天的人就是赢得了财富！。

13. We should neither indulge in the past nor rely on the future. Instead, guided by our ideals, we should cherish time as precious as gold, start being proactive and striving from today, and propel our life's boat forward. The winners of today are the winners of wealth!

14. 求关于毒舌的作文,晚上要用,十万火急

15. “脑残，别装了，哟，头上还带花，装美媚，别装了，就连打了十八辈子的光棍的人也看不上你哦。”他吐了吐舌头，带着一丝阴笑！

14. Need an essay on being sarcastic, it's urgent for tonight, like a fire alarm! 15. "You're brainless, stop pretending, hey, you even have flowers on your head, pretending to be a beauty, stop it already. Even a bachelor who's been single for eighteen generations wouldn't give you a second glance." He stuck out his tongue, a hint of a sinister smile on his face!

16. 按这里按这里，地球人都知道。

16. Click here, click here; everyone on Earth knows it.

17. 随手冲一冲，干净又轻松!

17. Quick rinse, clean and easy!

18. 解读：看事情亦不能只看表面，就像一句老话，良药苦口，“毒舌”背后的出发点，很可能是我希望你更好，更出色。此素材可以和“真相”“温情”“正能量”联系起来。 ■直击金星秀：伪“毒舌”，真妇道 “三十岁之前靠腿，三十岁之后靠嘴”，金星用这句话概括自己人生上半场向下半场的转型。从舞蹈家到娱乐节目的“毒舌女王”，她的变性经历和舞蹈家身份逐渐淡出公众的视野，取而代之的是“自信”“直爽”的屏幕风格。不仅如此，金星的受欢迎，恐怕还在于她的性别观点迎合了某些人对女性角色的传统期待。

18. Interpretation: It is also not enough to see things only on the surface. As an old saying goes, "Good medicine tastes bitter." Behind the "toxic tongue," the starting point may be that I hope you are better and more outstanding. This material can be connected with "truth," "tender feelings," and "positive energy." ■ Direct hit at金星秀: pseudo "toxic tongue," true feminism "Rely on legs before the age of 30, and rely on mouth after the age of 30," Jin Xing summarized her transformation from the first half of her life to the second half with this sentence. From a dancer to the "toxic tongue queen" of an entertainment show, her transgender experience and dancer identity have gradually faded from the public's视野, replaced by a "confident" and "frank" screen style. Moreover, Jin Xing's popularity may also lie in her gender views that cater to certain traditional expectations of female roles.

19. 所谓的“毒舌”，或许等同于“吐槽”，通过各种方式表达自己对人或事物的不满、抱怨等含否定性的评论，这种评论是建立在个人道德修养之上的。如今，“毒舌”现象正以一种独特的方式影响着人们的日常生活 ■调查“毒舌”是因为坚持讲真话

19. The so-called "毒舌" may be equivalent to "venting" or "complaining," expressing dissatisfaction, complaints, and other negatively charged comments about people or things in various ways. Such comments are based on personal moral cultivation. Nowadays, the phenomenon of "毒舌" is affecting people's daily lives in a unique way. The survey on "毒舌" is because of the commitment to speaking the truth.

20. 按一按，清洁又流畅。

20. Press and go, clean and smooth.

21. “不是！嗯，应该不是”因为我属于暴躁型的。“但又不能说完全不是！哎！到底是还是不是啊？”我有点儿不信自己所想就问了嫂子，但嫂子说：笑，就是乐观表现的其中一种。因为的再三疑问，嫂子最后又对我说：是不是，你自己想！

21. "No! Well, maybe not," because I'm of the irascible type. "But I can't say it's completely not! Ah! Is it or isn't it?" I had a bit of a doubt about my own thoughts and asked my sister-in-law, but she said: A smile, it's one of the expressions of optimism. Because of my repeated doubts, my sister-in-law finally told me: Whether it is or not, you decide for yourself!

22. 情不在切，贴心就行;“纸”不在多，够用就行。

22. It's not about how close it is, as long as it's heartfelt; it's not about how many 'papers' there are, as long as it's enough for use.

23. 来也匆匆，去也冲冲。

23. In a hurry to come, in a hurry to go.

24. 大环境，小环境，干净才有好心情。

24. In the great environment, in the small environment, cleanliness brings a good mood.

25. 笑,不苦口良药写作文

26. 中教网作文网专稿 未经允许不得转载

25. Laughter, a sweet medicine, writing essays 26. Exclusive article from China Education Network Essay Website; not to be reproduced without permission.

27. 自己想？哎！不是吧！我望着湛蓝色的天空，想。希望蓝天给我答案！“笑不是乐观，可以说是乐观的一种表现。笑有时代表着许多方面；一个人的内心藏着许多的伤心事，表面一副笑嘻嘻似乐观一样的模样，那不是乐观。也许只是不想让他人也跟着自己伤心罢了！乐观的人，也许会很温柔……”

27. Am I thinking about it myself? Oh, no! I looked up at the azure sky and thought. I hope the blue sky will give me an answer! "Laughter is not optimism, but it can be considered a manifestation of optimism. Laughter sometimes represents many aspects; if a person's heart is hiding many sad stories, and they appear cheerful on the surface as if they are optimistic, that is not optimism. Perhaps it's just not wanting others to share in their own sadness... Optimistic people, perhaps, might be very gentle..."

28. 这个概念很鸡贼，看似很暖心很温馨，但这类公司很多都有这样的现象：员工个人时间搞团建、要求员工对工作随时待命、强制要求员工用自己的社交帐号进行公司各类宣传……而当员工对这个“家”提出需求时，翻脸比翻书还快。

28. This concept is cunning, appearing to be very heartwarming and cozy, but many such companies have this phenomenon: employees are asked to spend their personal time on team-building activities, are required to be on call for work at any time, and are forced to use their personal social media accounts for various company promotions... But when the employees put forward their needs for this "home," they turn their faces faster than flipping a book.

29. ■现场宣传标语也“毒舌” “摩的跑得快，阎王最喜爱”“天堂之路，有一种便车叫摩的”。2015年6月，两条颇具个性的安全教育标语在光明新区居民中引起“关注”，它被大家称为光明新区建区以来最“狠”的安全教育标语。深圳光明新区的这种标语确实让人难以接受，但如此“雷人”标语并不是深圳首创，西安市曾拉出 “尊敬的西安市民，请管住您的裤裆” 的横幅来劝阻市民不要随地小便，贵阳六盘水市公交车厢内张贴“乱扔垃圾者畜生”来禁止随地乱扔垃圾的行

29. ■The on-site promotional slogans were also "toxic": "The motorbikes run fast, the King of Hell loves them the most," "The Road to Paradise, there is a ride called a motorbike." In June 2015, two uniquely personalized safety education slogans sparked "attention" among the residents of Guangming New District. They were hailed as the most "fierce" safety education slogans since the establishment of Guangming New District. The kind of slogans in Shenzhen's Guangming New District are indeed hard to accept, but such "shocking" slogans were not an original creation in Shenzhen. Xi'an once hung the banner "Respected citizens of Xi'an, please control your pants" to dissuade citizens from urinating in public. In Guiyang, Liupanshui City, a poster saying "Those who litter are beasts" was pasted inside the bus to prohibit littering on the streets.

30. 公司逐利没问题，都是要赚钱吃饭的，谁也不想落个倒闭的下场。但如果在捞金的时候没有底线，造成客户和员工的严重损失、社会上的恶劣影响，可就是“吃相难看”了。

30. It's fine for a company to seek profits; after all, everyone needs to make a living and no one wants to end up going bankrupt. However, if one does not have any底线 while pursuing profits, resulting in serious losses for customers and employees and a negative impact on society, then that would indeed be "unseemly."

31. 轻轻按一下，清新你我他。

31. A gentle press, refreshing us all.

32. 为了大家的方便，避免堵塞--请勿乱扔。

32. For everyone's convenience and to avoid blockages—please do not litter.

33. 自从唱了《忐忑》以后，龚琳娜红遍了大江南北，媒体纷纷吹捧其歌为“神曲”。在那之后，龚琳娜发表的一首新曲《金箍棒》却成了音乐人的炮轰对象。新曲歌词“金箍棒吧噶棒吧噶棒吧噶噶吧棒吧噶棒吧噶”，让人听得云里雾里。很多观众都大呼“受不了”，更有网友对此评论说：“快来打死这妖精！”还有人抱怨：“龚琳娜一出场，我家孩子吓了一大跳。” 点拨：当“神曲”火了， 龚琳娜逐渐在一片赞声中迷失了自我，不顾他人的反对，又继续推出了同一风格的《金箍棒》等，谁知没有变化的“神曲”遭到网友的棒杀。她的悲剧提醒我们，要正确认识自己，不要被花言巧语所迷惑，要做出明确的判断。

33. Since singing "Nervous," Gong Linna has become famous throughout the country, with the media praising her songs as "Godly Tracks." After that, the new song "Jin Gu Stick" she released became the target of criticism from music professionals. The lyrics of the new song, "Jin Gu Stick, bā bā bā bā gā gā bā bā bā gā," left listeners confused. Many viewers exclaimed "can't take it anymore," and some netizens commented, "Come on, kill this fairy spirit!" There were also complaints like, "When Gong Linna came on stage, my child was so scared." Tip: When "Godly Tracks" become popular, Gong Linna gradually got lost in the sea of praise, ignoring others' opposition and continued to release songs in the same style, such as "Jin Gu Stick." Little did she know that the unchanged "Godly Track" would face fierce criticism from netizens. Her tragedy reminds us to properly recognize ourselves, not be deceived by sweet words, and make clear judgments.

34. 它之所以重要，就是因为它是我们唯一能够有所作为的时间。中外许多名人之所以能收获他们人生财富，是因为他们抓住了现在、今天：善于利用“零布头时间”的数学家苏步青，善于挤时间的大文豪鲁迅，计算着时间的著名学者朱自清；每天统计时间支出的前苏联昆虫学家柳比歇夫，巧取时间的法国作家雨果，珍惜时间刻苦攻读的美国科学家富兰克林……是船，就要英勇地与风浪搏击。

34. Its importance lies in the fact that it is the only time we can take action. Many famous people at home and abroad have been able to accumulate their life's wealth because they have grasped the present, today: the mathematician Su Buqing, who was good at making use of "odd-minute time"; the great literary figure Lu Xun, who was good at squeezing time; the famous scholar Zhu Ziqing, who calculated time; the Soviet entomologist Liubischev, who kept a record of his daily time expenditure; the French writer Victor Hugo, who cleverly took advantage of time; and the American scientist Benjamin Franklin, who cherished time and studied diligently... If you are a ship, you should bravely battle against the winds and waves.

35. 求关于毒舌的800字作文

36. 把握住了时间方能成就自我，创造财富。人一生中只有“三天”，昨天已成历史，明天还孕育在暮色之中。

35. Write an 800-word essay on the topic of being sarcastic. 36. Only by grasping time can one achieve oneself and create wealth. In a person's life, there are only "three days": yesterday has become history, and tomorrow is still孕育 in the twilight.

37. 轻松一冲大家轻松。

37. A quick rinse and everyone is relaxed.

38. “你的梦想是什么？”——这是在某些选秀节目中高频出现的问题。但现在不少招聘信息上也充斥着这样的鸡血标语：“没有什么能够阻挡有梦想的你”、“梦想合伙人”、“给有梦想的你第一桶金”……甚至会罗列一系列优厚的条件，比如底薪+高提成、零基础免费培训机制、团队建设活动、升格股东机会等，看起来似乎很好赚也很容易入行。但哪有只享受优待而不付出的道理，公司都是要赚钱的，不能只看到诱人的待遇而忽视了其背后隐含的高KPI 要求和“洗脑”级别的工作内容，一旦你的业绩不达标，立马就可能被踢出“梦想”的队伍。

38. "What is your dream?" — This is a question that frequently appears in certain reality shows. However, now many recruitment ads are filled with such motivational slogans: "Nothing can stop you with a dream," "Dream partners," "Your first pot of gold for those with dreams"… They may even list a series of attractive conditions, such as a basic salary plus high commissions, a free training mechanism for beginners, team-building activities, and opportunities to become a shareholder, making it seem like it's very lucrative and easy to enter the field. But where is the logic of only enjoying privileges without making any effort? Companies all need to make money, and one cannot just be attracted by the tempting benefits while ignoring the high KPI requirements and the "brainwashing" level of work content behind them. Once your performance does not meet the standards, you might be immediately kicked out of the "dream" team.

39. 坦白说，我挺明白柯以敏的意思，觉得这姑娘是在为自己接下来有瑕疵的表演找借口，因为感冒，唱的不好也可以被原谅。但是这是比赛，不管你有什么病，唱的不好就是不好，这样才显公平！当然这年头也有很多明星都是哎呀，今天嗓子不好，但是还是坚持为大家表演之类的，我想说，你嗓子不好还坚持表演，是因为拿了人家的出场费，你不唱你好意思吗？但是人家明星都没有受到像这位姑娘的冷遇，总的来说，还是这位姑娘不够红，你红了，就算像王菲一样在春晚假唱，也有一堆人原谅你。

39. Frankly speaking, I understand Ke Yimin's point of view. I think the girl is just making an excuse for her upcoming flawed performance, saying that since she has a cold, her singing being off-key can be forgiven. But this is a competition, no matter what illness you have, if you sing poorly, it's still poor, which is what makes it fair! Of course, in this day and age, there are also many stars who say, "Oh, my voice isn't good today," but they still insist on performing for everyone. I want to say, if you have a bad voice and still insist on performing, it's because you've been paid for your appearance, and don't you feel ashamed if you don't sing? But none of these stars have been treated as poorly as this girl. In general, it's still because the girl isn't as famous. If you became famous, even if you lip-sync like Fei Fei Wang at the Spring Festival Gala, there would still be a bunch of people who would forgive you.

40. ①年轻就是要拼，职场上你所有得到的一切成就都是你用“血泪”换来的。

40. ①Being young means to strive, and all the achievements you have gained in your career are earned through "blood and sweat."

41. 一纸一屑煞文明，一举一动显文明。

41. A piece of paper and a crumb show civilization; every action and movement reveals civilization.

42. 文明手底下方便你我他。

42. Benevolence under civilization benefits us all.

43. 向前一小步文明一大步。

43. A small step forward is a big step in civilization.

44. 今天，你冲了吗?

44. Have you washed your hair today?

45. 因为此事，很多人说柯以敏毒舌，天哪，毒舌不是形容金星的吗？可是，金星只是直言弊病，何时像柯以敏这般尖酸没素养了。所以说，我一贯见不得老女人耍脾气，直让人反胃。

45. Because of this incident, many people say that Ke Yimin is a toxic tongue, oh my god, isn't the toxic tongue a description of Venus? But Venus is just speaking frankly about flaws. When did she become as sarcastic and ill-mannered as Ke Yimin? Therefore, I can't stand old women throwing a tantrum, it really makes me feel sick to my stomach.

46. 文明生活从小做起。

46. Civilization starts from a young age.

47. 当我们心情愉快的时候，也别忘了让厕所的心情和我们一样愉快哟!

47. When we are in a good mood, don't forget to make the bathroom's mood just as cheerful as ours!

48. 冲一冲，你好，我也好。

48. Rinse and refresh, hello to you, hello to me.

49. 许多老师、学者，乃至学生都意识到应试教育的弊端，可他们总是无奈的去接受，中央提出的“减负”“全面推广应试教育”难道是口号吗？许多想站起来的人最后却都被迫坐了回去。 中央教育部终于有人“爆发”了，三位资深的教育专家联名上书国务院，大声疾呼“我们再也不忍心看到学生在中、高考的恶性竞争的旋涡中痛苦挣扎！再也不忍心看到基础教育漠视人的特点，在严重偏离国家教育目标的轨道上越走越远。

49. Many teachers, scholars, and even students have realized the drawbacks of test-oriented education, but they always reluctantly accept it. Is the central government's proposal of "reducing burden" and "comprehensively promoting test-oriented education" just a slogan? Many who want to stand up are eventually forced to sit back down. Finally, the Ministry of Education of the Central Government has someone who "exploded," with three senior education experts jointly writing to the State Council, loudly appealing, "We can no longer bear to see students struggling in the whirlpool of恶性 competition in the national and college entrance exams! We can no longer bear to see basic education ignoring the characteristics of individuals, and going further and further away from the track of national educational goals."

50. 超级搞笑广告雷人标语：在贵州的施秉看到：“放火烧山，牢底坐穿。”在铁路上看到的：“横卧铁轨，不死也要负上法律责任。”某电厂门口大红字标语更绝：“严禁触摸电线，5万伏高压，一触即死，违者法办！”在河南的国道上看见的超劲爆的一条：“抢劫警车是违法的！”十年前过湖南衡阳，车窗外闪过如下标语：“坚决打击挑脚筋！”看得人浑身发毛，不寒而栗。有条保护光缆的：“偷割光缆，讨死！”江西某地就似乎没有这么粗俗：“光缆无铜，偷盗有罪。”在山东看到的标语：“光缆不含铜，偷盗要判刑！”有个最最消极的：“光纤没铜，偷也没用。”归还农业贷款的标语：“人死债不烂，父债子来还！”去黑龙江，估计当地招商引资有困难，看到：“谁侵犯投资者，谁就是人民的罪人。”证券公司标语：“教育投资者！”河北某地：“不娶文盲妻，不嫁文盲汉！”普及义务教育：“养女不读书，不如养头猪！养儿不读书，就像养头驴！”厦门某景区：“违法越界观光，小心枪弹扫光。”农村信用社：“农村信用社是老百性生活的贴心人。”单位司机班门口：“马达一响，集中思想，车一动，想到群众。”某养殖场：“敬爱的各界群众，请携带你们的发情母牛前来配种。”路边小店：“吃饭补胎。”南宁一草坪立有一牌子：第一行写：“开展创造”第二行写：“性的活动”。一拐角处用白粉刷的标语：“投案自首是犯罪”，大吃一惊，拐弯过去接着写道：“分子的唯一出路”。另一个经典的是上面写：“群众有困”上海浦东新区浦东大道两侧的旗帜：“垃圾分类，从我做起！”自己倒先成垃圾了！动物园标语：“保护野生动物就是保护我们自己！”成野生动物总比成垃圾好。一所大学的厕所里一条外国留学生写的标语让我觉得格外触目:“中国同学，请你便后冲水！”

50. Super funny advertisement shocking slogans: In Shiping, Guizhou, I saw: "Set fire to the mountains, you'll sit in prison for life." On the railway, I saw: "Lying on the tracks, you'll still have to bear legal responsibility." The red-letter slogan at the entrance of an electric power plant was even more absurd: "Prohibit touching the power lines, 50,000 volts high voltage, touch and die, violators will be legally punished!" On the national highway in Henan, I saw an extremely explosive one: "Robbing police cars is illegal!" Ten years ago, when I passed through Hengyang, Hunan, a slogan flashed by the car window: "Resolutely crack down on those who pick at the tendons!" It made people feel hair-raising and shiver. There was one to protect the optical cable: "Steal the optical cable, you'll die!" In a certain place in Jiangxi, it seemed not as crude: "Optical cable has no copper, stealing is a crime." In Shandong, I saw the slogan: "Optical cable does not contain copper, stealing will be sentenced!" The most negative one was: "Optical fiber has no copper, stealing is useless." The slogan for returning agricultural loans: "If a person dies, the debt does not rot, the son will repay the father's debt!" In Heilongjiang, it is estimated that the local investment promotion is difficult, and I saw: "Who invades investors is a criminal to the people." Securities company slogan: "Educate investors!" In a certain place in Hebei: "Don't marry a blind wife, don't marry a blind man!" Popularize compulsory education: "Raising a daughter who doesn't study is worse than raising a pig! Raising a son who doesn't study is like raising a donkey!" In a certain scenic spot in Xiamen: "Illegal border crossing for sightseeing, be careful of being shot!" Rural credit cooperative: "Rural credit cooperative is the close person to the lives of the common people." At the entrance of the unit driver's class: "When the engine sounds, concentrate your thoughts, when the car moves, think of the masses." At a certain breeding farm: "Dear people from all walks of life, please bring your estrous cows for breeding." At a roadside store: "Eating and repairing tires." A sign was placed on a grassy area in Nanning: The first line reads: "Carry out creative activities," and the second line reads: "Sexual activities." At a corner, a slogan painted in white powder reads: "Surrendering to the authorities is a crime," which surprised me greatly, and then it reads: "The only way out for the members." Another classic one reads: "The masses have difficulties." The banners on both sides of Pudong Avenue in Pudong New Area, Shanghai: "Garbage classification, start with me!" But I myself have become garbage first! The zoo slogan: "Protecting wild animals is protecting ourselves!" It's better to be a wild animal than to be garbage. A slogan written by a foreign student in a university bathroom caught my attention: "Chinese students, please flush the toilet after using it!"

51. 贴近文明靠近方便。

51. Closer to civilization, closer to convenience.

52. 厕所卫生要注意，干净清洁常保持。

52. Hygiene in the toilet should be maintained, keeping it clean and tidy at all times.

53. 因此，我们应该珍惜时间。日月匆匆，年华如流水，生命的闪光点都是在这微乎其微的分分秒秒中凝聚而成的。

53. Therefore, we should cherish time. Days and months pass quickly, years flow like running water, and all the brilliant moments in life are condensed from these tiny seconds.

54. 克服不良习惯，养成文明行为。

54. Overcome bad habits and cultivate civilized behavior.

55. 按下这里，你会有一个惊喜。

55. Press here for a surprise.

56. 高中作文800字,一种社会现象—毒舌为题

57. 超级女声又开始海选了，十年前我看过李宇春她们的节目，那时候还迷恋了一阵子（哈，暴露年龄了……）。今年的评委又有柯以敏，网上关于她毒舌的评论满天飞，不过我想说的是，请不要侮辱“毒舌”这个词，她那叫“没教养”！

56. An 800-word essay for high school, titled "A Social Phenomenon — The Tongue of the Critic" 57. The Super Girl competition has started its preliminary auditions again. Ten years ago, I watched Li Yuchun and their show, and I was quite infatuated with them for a while (Ha, that reveals my age...). This year's judges include Ke Yimin, and there are comments about her "tongue of the critic" all over the internet. However, what I want to say is, please don't insult the word "tongue of the critic." She is more like "lacking in breeding"!

58. 请停留一分钟莫忘及时冲水。

58. Please stay for a minute and don't forget to flush in time.

59. 您瞅准了，按这里冲。一般人我不告诉他。

59. You've got it right, press here and go. I wouldn't tell this to just anyone.

60. 请您”方便”后一定要：洗刷刷洗刷刷，洗刷刷洗刷刷。

60. After you "convenience" yourself, please be sure to: Wash, rinse, wash, rinse, wash, rinse.

61. 起身冲一冲，大家都轻松。

61. Stand up and stretch a bit, and everyone will feel more relaxed.

62. 鲁迅先生一生能写出如此多的优秀作品（这就是他人生中最大的财富）与他善于“挤”时间是分不开的。早在幼年，一次他上学迟到，为了给自己敲响警钟，他在自己的桌面上刻了个“早”字，以鞭策自己要珍惜时间。

62. Mr. Lu Xun's ability to write so many excellent works throughout his life (which is the greatest wealth in his life) is inseparable from his skill in "squeezing" time. As early as his childhood, once he was late for school, in order to sound the alarm for himself, he carved a character "Early" on his desk to urge himself to cherish time.

63. 这就是他自己对他所获得财富的缘由的最有力的解释。时间就是生命。

63. This is the most powerful explanation he himself gives for the wealth he has acquired. Time is life.

64. 事情是这样的，有一个姑娘去参加海选，开场前说自己今天感冒了，声音可能不太好，话说一半，柯以敏说，滚吧，不用唱了！我觉得这位姑娘此刻心里一定万马奔腾，脾气再好也得暗里问候她祖宗十八代，但没办法，人家是评委呢，于是这位姑娘堆着笑脸，好声好气的解释道，如果声音不好，希望老师见谅，并不是为自己找借口。

64. The situation is like this, there was a girl who participated in the preliminary selection. Before the show began, she said that she had a cold today and her voice might not be very good. Halfway through her words, Ke Yimin said, "Get out! There's no need to sing!" I'm sure at that moment the girl's heart was in turmoil, and even the most patient person would secretly curse her ancestors for eighteen generations. But there's nothing to be done; she is a judge after all. So the girl forced a smile and explained politely, "If my voice is bad, I hope the teachers will forgive me, and it's not an excuse for myself."

65. 如厕冲水了无痕，道德水准功告成。

65. The toilet flushes cleanly, and the moral standard is achieved.

66. 著名主持人马丁接受《男人世界》记者专访。访谈中，谈及马丁从加盟《职来职往》以来，被粉丝们贴上“毒舌”和“犀利”的标签，马丁说：“我是温情“毒舌”，被称为“毒舌”是因为自己坚持讲真话。”

66. Famous host Martin granted an exclusive interview to the journalists from "Men's World." In the interview, he talked about how since joining "Job Hunting," he has been labeled as "toxic tongue" and "sharp" by fans. Martin said, "I am a warm-hearted 'toxic tongue.' I am called 'toxic tongue' because I insist on speaking the truth."

67. 注意个人卫生如厕后请洗手。

67. Pay attention to personal hygiene and wash your hands after using the toilet.

68. 于是有所思…… 二十一世纪的中国最需要什么？——人才！在这个飞速发展着却又有无数软肋的新中国中，我们要前进、要振兴，要雄起！我们需要各种各样的人才，而应试教育究竟给我们带来了什么？ 在高中生的生活里，我们看到的是这样的情景：黑板上密密麻麻地写满了公式、定理，学生门的课桌上摆着一摞高过一摞的参考书、题海，老师面无表情地在讲台上白云流水，下面的学生机械般的听、写。所有人都在学习着死板的知识，可他们却对一切学习以外的事情漠不关心，在大家眼里只剩分数、大学。

68. Thus, some thoughts arise... What does modern China in the 21st century most urgently need?—Talent! In this new China that is developing rapidly yet has countless vulnerabilities, we need to move forward, to revitalize, to rise up! We need all sorts of talents, but what has the exam-oriented education system really brought us? In the lives of high school students, we see this kind of scene: the blackboard is densely filled with formulas and theorems, students' desks are piled high with reference books and mountains of questions, and teachers expresslessly drone on the podium, while the students listen and write in a mechanical manner. Everyone is studying rigid knowledge, yet they are indifferent to everything outside of learning. In everyone's eyes, there are only scores and universities.

69. 以毒舌为话题的作文800字

70. 生活，因变化而精彩 时间是挂在枝头的明丽花瓣，微风一动，在空中跳起好看的舞蹈。忽然好想让一切都静止为永恒，留住这一瞬的笑语和温馨。

69. An Essay on the Topic of Sharp Tongue - 800 Words 70. Life, Full of Splendor Due to Changes Time is the bright petal hanging on the branches, dancing beautifully in the air with a gentle breeze. Suddenly, I wish for everything to freeze in time, to preserve this moment of laughter and warmth.

71. 唯一能抓住的，只有今天。抓住了今天，也就抓住了创造明天财富的能力。

71. The only thing we can grasp is today. By grasping today, we also grasp the ability to create wealth for tomorrow.