1. 靠近点!别以为你那玩意有多长。

1. Move closer! Don't think your thing is that long.

2. 厕所妹妹，可不希望自己身上发臭啊!

2. The toilet sister wouldn't want herself to smell bad, would she!

3. 不要随意将手机等异物投入便池。

3. Do not arbitrarily throw objects like mobile phones into the toilet bowl.

4. 养成良好习惯，促进身体健康，共享美好人生。

4. Cultivate good habits, promote physical health, and share a wonderful life.

5. 注意压水花。

5. Pay attention to the water splashes.

6. 相信你是“冲”锋小卫士!

6. Believe in you as the little "Chong" warrior!

7. 厕所一冲刷，好运自然来。

7. A flush in the toilet brings good luck naturally.

8. 请勿将手纸随波逐流。

8. Do not let the toilet paper float away with the current.

9. 小坐片刻，很是舒心愉快;随手冲洗，很是文明礼貌。

9. Taking a brief rest here is very comfortable and pleasant; rinsing by hand is very civil and polite.

10. 来也匆匆，去请冲冲。

10. Come quickly, go quickly.

11. 这里是厕所，环境靠大伙。左右两边站，对准再开火(男生厕所)。

11. This is the toilet, the environment depends on everyone. Stand on the left and right sides, aim and then shoot (boys' toilet).

12. 冲一冲，路迢迢水漫漫，给别人些方便，你为何不干？

12. Take a shower, the road is long and the water is endless. Why don't you do others a favor?

13. 厕所是公共用的，我们不能只顾自己方便，要爱护环境，予人方便也是予己方便，环境卫生靠大家。

13. The toilet is a public facility, and we cannot only think about our own convenience. We should take care of the environment. Making it convenient for others is also making it convenient for ourselves, and environmental hygiene depends on everyone's effort.

14. 走遍天下，冲倒不平。?>

14. Travel the world, overthrow injustice.

15. 入厕冲水了无痕，道德水准功告成。

15. The toilet flush leaves no trace, the level of morality is achieved.

16. 厕所为我，我为厕所。

16. The toilet is for me, and I am for the toilet.

17. 务必熟练使用上厕所专用工具，严禁以烟花散式使用工具。

17. Be sure to master the use of specialized tools for using the toilet, and strictly prohibit the dispersal use of tools with fireworks.

18. 保持环境清洁做位可爱的人。

18. Keep the environment clean and be a cute person.

19. 向前一小步，文明一大步。

19. A small step forward, a big step for civilization.

20. 厕所卫生要注意，干净清洁常保持。你们想看看公共厕所搞笑标语有哪些吗?

20. Pay attention to toilet hygiene, keep it clean and tidy. Would you like to see some funny slogans for public toilets?

21. 给自己养成好习惯，为别人留下好环境。

21. Cultivate good habits for yourself and leave a good environment for others.

22. 良机在握，一按即可。

22. The opportunity is ripe, a touch away.

23. 情不在切，贴心就成。“纸”不在多，够用就行。

23. It's not about how close the feeling is, as long as it's heartfelt. The "paper" doesn't need to be abundant, just enough for the purpose.

24. 上前一小步，文明一小步，用完快冲水，卫生你我他。

24. Take a small step forward, a step towards civilization; rinse the toilet quickly after use, for the sanitation of us all.

25. 请高抬贵手。

25. Please have mercy on me.

26. 如厕后请记得冲水。

26. Please remember to flush the toilet after using it.

27. 东西用完后，请放回原处!

27. Please return the items to their original place after use!

28. 你做的事，由水(谁)负责。

28. The thing you did is responsible by water (who).

29. 便后洗洗手，洁净伴我走。

29. Wash hands after using the toilet, cleanliness is always with me.

30. 请前进一步吧，把清洁留给别人。

30. Step forward, leave the cleaning to others.

31. 谁按谁精神。您瞅准了，就按这里。

31. Whose spirit is who's spirit. If you're sure, just press here.

32. 校园美丽，从厕所冲水开始。

32. The campus is beautiful, starting from the flushing of the toilets.

33. 情不在切，贴心就成;纸不在多，够用就行。

33. It's not about how close the feeling is, as long as it's heartfelt; it's not about how many papers there are, as long as they are sufficient.

34. 冲得干净，用得放心。

34. Cleanly washed, safely used.

35. 动动手，就能使下一个人用的放心;动动手，就能使卫生间更整洁。

35. Take a moment to help, and the next person will use it with confidence; take a moment to help, and make the bathroom cleaner.

36. 冲一冲，路迢迢水漫漫，给别人些方便，你为何不干?

36. Why not do it? "Refresh, the road is long and the water is vast, give others some convenience."

37. 冲水是一桩小事，文明是一件大事。

37. Flushing is a trivial matter, while civilization is a great cause.

38. 小小一张纸细菌传千里。

38. A tiny piece of paper can carry bacteria over a thousand miles.

39. 情不在切，贴心就成。"纸"不在多，够用就行

39. It's not about how close, as long as it's heartfelt. "Paper" doesn't need to be in abundance, just enough for the job.

40. 贴近方便，靠近文明!

40. Convenient and close to civilization!

41. 如厕射心美妙如新，涓滴不留馨芳如青。

41. The act of relieving oneself is as beautiful as something new, leaving not a single drop of fragrance as fresh as green.

42. 如果这是你的家，你将怎样对待它。

42. If this is your home, how would you treat it?

43. 当我们心情愉快的时候，也别忘了让厕所的心情和我们一样愉快哟！

43. When we are in a good mood, let's not forget to make the bathroom feel just as happy as us!

44. 设备真可贵，公德不可退，坐式马桶位，上蹲危坠坠，蹲体真污秽，别人很惧畏。

44. The equipment is truly valuable, public morality cannot be retreated. The sitting toilet seat, when used, is in constant danger of falling; the sitting body is truly dirty, and others are very afraid of it.

45. 这里是厕所，环境靠大伙。左右两边站，对准再开火。

45. Here is the bathroom, the environment depends on everyone. Stand to the left and right, aim and then fire.

46. 冲洗一次，胜造七级浮屠。

46. Washing once is better than building a seven-storey pagoda.

47. 抖一抖，精神抖擞。

47. Shake it up, full of vitality.

48. 按一下这里，你会有一个惊喜。

48. Press here, and you'll have a surprise.

49. 凡是浪费粮食者，下次吃饭是需带上你爷辈人物一同进食。

49. Whosoever wastes food shall bring their grandparent figure to eat with them the next time they dine.

50. 规定：凡浪费电的将放于医院心脏速率电力监视器处打杂。

50. Regulation: Anyone wasting electricity shall be assigned to perform menial tasks at the hospital's cardiac rate power monitor.

51. 马桶不是大胃王，吞了异物会抓狂。

51. The toilet is not a glutton; it will go crazy if it swallows a foreign object.

52. 请疼惜打扫人的辛苦，请尊重後用者的权益，使用时请靠近小便池，您的爱心我们感激您。

52. Please cherish the hard work of the cleaners and respect the rights of subsequent users. When using, please approach the urinal. We appreciate your kindness.

53. 水是生命之源，请节约每一滴水。

53. Water is the source of life, please save every drop of water.

54. 爱冲浪，就要从冲水开始。

54. If you love surfing, you should start with the water.

55. 用完厕所“方便”后，一定要：洗刷刷洗刷刷……

55. After using the toilet for "convenience," one must definitely: wash, wash, wash, wash...

56. 看过“公共厕所搞笑标语”

56. Seen "Humorous Signs in Public Toilets"