1. 25这天的选取，明天的成就，学院因你而精彩。

1. The choices you make on this 25th day, the achievements you will achieve tomorrow, the college shines because of you.

2. 65你若到来，便是晴天;你若安好，便是幸福。

2. 65 If you come, it's a sunny day; if you're well, it's happiness.

3. 待富贵人，不难有礼，而难有体；待贫贱人，不难有恩，而难有礼。

3. It is not difficult to show politeness to the wealthy, but it is difficult to show respect; it is not difficult to show kindness to the poor and humble, but it is difficult to show politeness.

4. 文明是什么？文明是一盏灯，照亮了我们前程的光明；文明是一阵风，吹醒了我们往日的迷茫；文明是一条路，指引我们越上正确的轨道。

4. What is civilization? Civilization is a lamp that illuminates the brightness of our future; civilization is a breeze that awakens us from the confusion of our past; civilization is a path that guides us onto the right track.

5. 全班暴笑，自己也笑，结果后面全忘了，还好老师没罚~~

5. The whole class burst into laughter, and I myself couldn't help but laugh, but in the end, I forgot everything. Thankfully, the teacher didn't punish us~~

6. 守法和有良心的人，即使有迫切的需要也不会偷窃，可是，即使把百万金元给了盗贼，也没法儿指望他从此不偷不盗。

6. Law-abiding and honest people would not steal even if they were in dire need, but even if one were to give a million dollars to a thief, one could not expect him to stop stealing from that point on.

7. 那么文明是什么呢？文明是见到师长时问好，文明是不说脏话，粗话，文明是不乱扔垃圾，不随地吐痰。文明美德就如一泓清泉可以为我们滋润心灵，给予我们心灵的慰藉。

7. What is civilization? Civilization is to greet the elders when meeting them, to not swear or use coarse language, to not litter or spit on the ground. Civilized virtues are like a spring of clear water that can moisten our souls and bring comfort to our hearts.

8. 26微微一笑很倾城，广科一遇很精彩。使出洪荒之力，亮出一生辉煌!

8. A smile is very charming, a first encounter at Guangke is very exciting. Unleash the primordial power, showcase the brilliance of a lifetime!

9. 除了文明，什么也别留下!

9. Leave nothing but civilization behind!

10. 一个人最伤心的事情无过于良心的死灭。郭沫若

10. The most heartbreaking thing for a person is the extinction of their conscience. Guo Moruo

11. 低级脏话粗俗刺人耳 文明语言高雅暖人心

11. Low-level curses are crude and offensive, while civilized language is elegant and heartwarming.

12. “你对我的遗弃，等于将你的道德也给丢弃。”——垃圾

12. "Your desertion of me is equivalent to your abandonment of morality." —— Trash

13. 文明是什么？文明是一种气质，展现出你的儒雅；文明是什么？文明是一种修养；尽现你的学识；文明是什么？文明是一种意境，表现出你的素质。

13. What is civilization? Civilization is a temperament that showcases your elegance; what is civilization? It is a cultivation; it fully displays your knowledge; what is civilization? It is an artistic conception that manifests your quality.

14. 1迎着朝阳当思如何努力，踏着晚霞要问是否进步

14. 1 Facing the rising sun, one should think about how to strive, and as the sunset hues touch the evening, one should inquire whether there has been progress.

15. 23江职是我家，我们都爱她。她以我为荣，我为她争光。

15. 23 Jiangzhi is our home, and we all love her. She is proud of me, and I strive to make her proud.

16. 43刻苦学习，不负重托;努力探索，再创佳绩。

16. 43 Strive diligently, live up to expectations; make further efforts, and achieve even greater accomplishments.

17. 夫君子之行，静以修身，俭以养德，非淡泊无以明志，非宁静无以致远。诸葛亮

17. The conduct of a gentleman is to cultivate himself in stillness, to foster virtue through frugality. Without a dispassionate mind, one cannot clarify one's aspirations; without tranquility, one cannot achieve the distant goal. — Zhuge Liang

18. 在人与人的交往中，礼仪越周到越保险。[英]托卡莱尔

18. In the interaction between people, the more courteous one is, the safer it is. [English] Tocqueville

19. 美德是精神上的一种宝藏，但是使它生出光彩的则是良好的礼仪。约翰洛克

19. Virtue is a treasure of the spirit, but it is good manners that bring out its luster. - John Locke

20. 怀着善意的人，是不难于表达他对人的礼貌的。法卢梭

20. A person with good intentions finds it easy to express their politeness towards others. — From Rousseau

21. 2态度改变学习，学习改变生活。让我们快乐地学习，快乐地生活。

21. 2 Attitude change leads to learning, and learning changes life. Let us learn happily and live happily.

22. 48学习，不是任务，而是一个令人羡慕的机会，是为了今后的欢乐和工作去学习。

22. Learning is not a task, but an enviable opportunity, learning for the joy and work of the future.

23. 印象里小学时的班长极其严肃，一次自习课，教室里人声鼎沸，班长维护了几次秩序之后终于忍无可忍，站起来一拍桌子怒吼道:谁再吵，把他嘴打断!!!……全班肃静

23. In memory, the class monitor in elementary school was extremely serious. Once during a self-study class, the classroom was filled with noise. After maintaining order several times, the monitor finally couldn't stand it any longer, stood up, slammed the table, and shouted furiously: If anyone talks again, I'll break his mouth!!!... The whole class fell silent.

24. 众人一条心，垃圾也能变成金。

24. When everyone is united, even garbage can be turned into gold.

25. 大学的时候，我们问一个哥们曼联的战况如何，他激动的说：“曼联输了，贝克汉姆领到两张黄盘下场了！”

25. In college, we asked a friend about the situation of Manchester United, and he excitedly said, "Manchester United lost, and Beckham was sent off with two yellow cards!"

26. 霸祖孤身取二江，子孙多以百城降。豪华尽出成功后，逸乐安知与祸双？

26. The founding ancestor alone conquered the two rivers, and his descendants mostly surrendered with a hundred cities. All the splendor came after success, but how could the indulgence know that it would bring disaster along with it?

27. 66开拓创新，再造辉煌，建设新世纪的神州!

27. To forge new paths of innovation, create new glories, and build the land of wonders in the new century!

28. 54在羡慕别人成绩的同时，更要欣赏他们走过的足迹

28. While envying others' achievements, it is even more important to appreciate the footprints they have left behind.

29. 有一次朋友在家看碟，光盘质量不好。朋友说到：“怎么这么多马克思啊。” 半晌后才明白他是说马塞克！

29. On one occasion, a friend was watching a DVD at home and the disc quality was poor. The friend said, "There are so many Marxs here." It took a while before it clicked that he was referring to "mosaic"!

30. 爸妈吵架，我爸气的说了句：”我给你滚出去！”

30. When my parents argued, my dad got so angry that he said, "I want you to get out of here!"

31. 物理老师讲波：“这是一根粗弹簧，我从两端推它，看，它是不是变密(便秘)了？”

31. The physics teacher was explaining waves: "This is a thick spring, and I'm pushing it from both ends. Look, did it become dense (constipated)?"

32. 多一份自觉，多一份清洁。

32. The more self-awareness, the more cleanliness.

33. 留下勤奋的身影，带走桌内的垃圾!

33. Leave behind the silhouette of diligence, take away the trash inside the table!

34. 34虽步履蹒跚，12年时光，相遇广科，终充满阳光。

34. Although 34 is halting, over 12 years, having met at Guangke, it is finally filled with sunshine.

35. 上大学时，一老师讲课，讲到一种新型的材料，说：“这种材料的性功能是旧材料不可比拟的……啊不对，性能和功能……”

35. When I was in college, a teacher was teaching and mentioned a new type of material, saying: "The performance of this material is unmatched by the old material... Ah, no, I mean the performance and function..."

36. 天下有大勇者，猝然临之而不惊，不故加之而不怒。苏轼

36. There are great heroes in the world who remain unalarmed when suddenly faced with danger, and do not become angry when unjustly treated. — Su Shi

37. 心灵美 语言美 行为美 环境美

37. Beauty of the mind, beauty of language, beauty of behavior, beauty of the environment.

38. 58医师医德医专人，新生新景新学期，山东医专欢迎你。

38. 58 doctors of ethics, specialists in medical dedication, a new beginning, a new landscape, a new semester, Shandong Medical College welcomes you.

39. 49抓住机遇，珍惜时光，奋力拼搏，誓夺高分。

39. 49 Seize the opportunities, cherish the time, strive hard, and strive for high scores.

40. 高二时，我们的语文老师是一个刚从南昌调到北京的老教师，他的口音特重．他的儿子靠上了清华建筑系，这也是他来北京的目的，他特为他儿子骄傲，总和我们说起他儿子，每次都这么说“偶（我）蛾（儿）子是青蛙（清华）大学蟾蜍（建筑）系的”．．．

40. In our second year of high school, our Chinese teacher was an old teacher who had just been transferred from Nanchang to Beijing. He had a very strong accent. His son had been admitted to the Architecture Department of Tsinghua University, which was also the reason for his move to Beijing. He was particularly proud of his son and always talked about him, saying each time, "My son is in the Tsinghua University's Frog (Architecture) Department..."

41. 霸祖孤身取二江，子孙多以百城降。豪华尽出成功后，逸乐安知与祸双？王安石

41. The founding ancestor single-handedly conquered the two rivers, and his descendants mostly surrendered with a hundred cities. All the luxury emerged after success, but who knows that leisure and pleasure can bring disaster as well? - Wang Anshi

42. 自觉心是进步之母，自贱心是堕落之源，故自觉心不可无，自贱心不可有。

42. Conscience is the mother of progress, while self-abasement is the source of decline. Therefore, a sense of self-awareness is indispensable, but a sense of self-abasement must be avoided.

43. 英语老师教语法，下课前问大家：“我都讲完了，大家还有明白的么？”我们齐声答：“没有了！”

43. The English teacher taught grammar and asked the class before the end of the class, "I've finished explaining everything. Does anyone still understand?" We all replied in unison, "No, we don't!"

44. 我们老师很厉害，有一天他这么说："把作业拿出来，我们对一下答案，对的打叉，然后在上面写上正确答案………"

44. Our teacher is very impressive. One day, he said, "Take out your homework, let's check the answers together. Mark a cross for the correct ones, and then write down the correct answers on top of them..."

45. 50条全新口误现已降临地球！——暴笑口误2007酷热版 （ZT）

45. 50 new slip-of-the-tongue jokes have now descended upon Earth! —— Hilarious Slip-of-the-Tongue 2007 Hot Version (ZT)

46. 68给自己撑起一方未来的天空，给父母送去一片希望的慰籍。

46. 68 Build up a piece of future sky for yourself, and send a piece of comforting hope to your parents.

47. 侈则多欲。君子多欲则念慕富贵，枉道速祸。司马光

47. Excess leads to desires. A gentleman with many desires will yearn for wealth and status, and will take wrong paths leading to swift misfortune. - Sima Guang

48. 诚信是一枚凝重的砝码，放上它生命不再摇摆不定，天平立即稳稳地倾向一端。

48. Integrity is a heavy weight, placing it, life no longer sways, the scale immediately tilts steadily to one side.

49. 垃圾不落地，教室更美丽。

49. "No trash on the ground, the classroom becomes more beautiful."

50. 37金秋送爽喜迎八方学子，丹桂飘香共祝完美明天!

50. The autumn breeze brings joy and welcomes students from all directions, the sweet scent of osmanthus celebrates a perfect tomorrow together!

51. 国尚礼则国昌，家尚礼则家大，身尚礼则身正，心尚礼则心泰。颜元

51. If a country values propriety, it will thrive; if a family values propriety, it will be great; if a person values propriety, they will be upright; if the mind values propriety, it will be at ease. — Yan Yuan

52. 怀着善意的人，是不难于表达他对人的礼貌的。/

52. A person with good intentions finds it easy to express their politeness towards others.

53. 垃圾身上粘害虫，别让垃圾到处跑。

53. The garbage is sticky with pests, don't let the garbage run around everywhere.

54. 我本来想说我是业主的，结果经常说成我是楼主，

54. I was going to say that I am the owner, but I often end up saying that I am the original poster.

55. 因为还是小孩子，而且是第一次打工所以很紧张

55. Because I am still a child and it's my first time working, I am very nervous.

56. 手边留情花似锦，脚下留情草如茵！让文明的气息洋溢在学校的每个角落。

56. Be gentle with the flowers at hand, and the grass beneath your feet will be as soft as felt! Let the scent of civilization permeate every corner of the school.

57. 41昨日与家人欢聚，今日与广科相遇呀!看来广科注定是你的下一个家。

57. 41 Yesterday I was joyfully gathering with my family, and today I have encountered Guangke! It seems that Guangke is destined to be your next home.

58. 增多的物质财富和增多的空余时间是促使人类文明的两大因素。

58. The increase in material wealth and the increase in leisure time are two major factors driving the development of human civilization.

59. 江山如此多娇，引无数英雄射大雕。。。。。。

59. The land is so beautiful, attracting countless heroes to shoot at the great eagles.....

60. 将不可骄，骄则失礼，失礼则人离，人离则众叛。诸葛亮

60. Do not become proud, for pride leads to loss of decorum, and loss of decorum leads to estrangement among people, and estrangement among people leads to the betrayal of the masses. — Zhuge Liang

61. 9坚持从优待师从严管师，全面提高教师队伍整体素质。

61. 9 Adhere to the policy of providing preferential treatment for teachers and strict management of teachers, and comprehensively improve the overall quality of the teaching staff.

62. 14欢迎全校师生的归来。祝福你们，新学期，进步多多，收获多多。

62. 14 Welcome back to all the staff and students of the university. Wishing you all a new semester filled with great progress and abundant harvests.

63. 32培育英才，建教育大业;与时俱进，创世范名校。

63. Cultivate outstanding talents, establish a grand educational cause; keep pace with the times, create a world-class school model.

64. 一次去市场买菜，准备聚餐，一个韩国朋友买了生菜，要2块4，他把身上所有的零钱都给了小贩，还缺一毛钱，所以他对小贩说--

64. One time when going to the market to buy vegetables for a gathering, a Korean friend bought lettuce for 2 yuan and 4 jiao. He gave all the loose change he had to the vendor, but was still short by one jiao. So he said to the vendor --

65. 保持教室清洁，靠你靠他靠大家!

65. Keep the classroom clean, it depends on you, him, and everyone!