1. 光棍节快到了，丑的人已经迫不及待地找人将就了，帅的人仍然坚持原则继续单身。

1. Singles' Day is approaching, and ugly people are already eager to find someone to settle for, while handsome people still stick to their principles and continue to remain single.

2. 有一种光棍，只是为了等待一个人，等那一个该等的人。不是不想告别单身，不是想一直做光棍，只是为了那份情、那份爱、那个一直在心底的人，而甘心静静的选择一个人生活。

2. There is a kind of bachelor who waits for one person only, waiting for that one person who should be waited for. It's not that they don't want to say goodbye to being single, or that they want to remain bachelors forever, but rather, it is for that affection, that love, and that person who has always been in their heart, that they are willing to choose to live a solitary life quietly.

3. 就是曼妙，因为妩媚。阳光，沙滩，水。点缀。颜色恋上了线条，是最清新的美。

3. It is charming because of its allure. Sunlight, sand, water. Adornments. Colors fall in love with lines, creating the most refreshing beauty.

4. 每到双11，都会涌现两种人：一种自称剁手党，一种吐槽败家娘们。前者无非是炫富，后者最可恶，不仅有媳妇，还TM炫富!

4. Every Double 11, two types of people emerge: one calls themselves "slashing-hand party," and the other吐槽 "spendthrift women." The former is just showing off wealth, but the latter is the most讨厌, not only does she have a husband, but she also f*cking shows off wealth!

5. 不求一战成名，但求双十一钱程似锦。

5. Not seeking fame in one battle, but hoping for a prosperous financial journey during the Singles' Day.

6. 靓起你飘然而动的“袂”力。

6. Awaken the grace and movement of your flowing "sleeve" power.

7. 光棍节过完我还是依旧的潇洒，我单身我骄傲，我为国家省套套。

7. After the Singles' Day, I'm still as carefree as ever. I'm single and proud, and I'm saving the country from extra condoms.

8. 恐怖的双11，情侣们都去约会了，只剩下一群屌丝在购物。

8. The terrifying Double 11, when couples go on dates, only a group of losers are left shopping.

9. 兵马未动，粮草先行，备战双十一。

9. The soldiers have not moved, but the grain and fodder have; preparing for the Singles' Day shopping festival.

10. 蓄力待发，双十一我们来了!

10. Gathering momentum, here we come for Singles' Day!

11. 光棍节是属于我们单身人士的，一对对的请让开。

11. Singles' Day is for us single people, so please make way for the couples.

12. 生命诚可贵，爱情价更高，双十一卖爆，两者皆可抛。

12. Life is indeed precious, love is even more so, on Singles' Day, both can be thrown away if necessary.

13. 最讨厌别人跟我说“光棍节快乐”，可恶的是我还得说一声“谢谢”。

13. I absolutely hate it when people say "Happy Singles' Day" to me, and the worst part is that I even have to say "thank you" back.

14. 为了防止双剁手，我已经提前把钱花光了!完全不觉得有哪里不对呢。

14. To prevent double-clicking, I've already spent all the money in advance! I don't feel anything wrong at all.

15. 前方高能，双十一携带一大波奖金在逼近!

15. High energy ahead! Double 11 is approaching with a wave of bonuses!

16. 在学习、工作乃至生活中，越来越多人青睐于在社交平台上发表文案，文案用于跟亲朋好友分享个人生活情况。你知道什么样的'文案才能算得上是好的文案吗？

16. In learning, work, and even in life, an increasing number of people prefer to post copywriting on social platforms, which is used to share personal life with friends and family. Do you know what kind of 'copywriting' can be considered good copywriting?

17. 月老，我凭什么相信你，你自己都还是光棍一个。

17. Matchmaker, why should I trust you when you yourself are still a bachelor.

18. 大波光棍关不住，大家都过双十一!努力!

18. There are too many bachelors, and everyone is celebrating Singles' Day! Keep striving!

19. 元芳，这个双十一你怎么看?

19. Yuan Fang, what's your take on this Double Eleven?

20. 年轻的时候，就应该到处走走，多走走你就会发现，全世界都是情侣，就你一条单身狗。

20. When you are young, you should go around and see more. The more you go, the more you will find out that everywhere in the world are couples, and you are the only one left as a bachelor.

21. 什么车容易超载，会造成严重损失，但又不被法律禁止神回复：购物车!

21. What kind of vehicle is prone to overloading, can cause severe losses, but is not legally prohibited? A witty reply: Shopping cart!

22. 天呐，闹半天你们说的清空购物车是全买，不是全删啊!

22. Oh my, I thought you all were saying that clearing the shopping cart meant buying everything, not deleting it!

23. 每逢双11，难免心潮澎湃，亲们，准备好了吗？

23. Every time it's Double 11, it's hard not to be excited. My dears, are you ready?

24. 随着社交网络的兴起，越来越多人热衷于在社交平台上发布文案，文案用以分享自己对生活的思考，表达自己的喜怒哀乐。什么样的文案才让人眼前一亮呢？

24. With the rise of social networks, an increasing number of people are keen on posting text content on social platforms. This content is used to share their thoughts on life and express their joys, sorrows, and anger. What kind of text content can catch one's eye?

25. 别人过光棍节都是在脱单，我们过光棍节只是在这证明自己单身。

25. While others celebrate Singles' Day by finding partners, we celebrate Singles' Day just to prove our own singleness.

26. 做好双十一，升职加薪，当上总经理，出任ceo，赢取白富美!

26. Do well on Singles' Day, get a promotion and raise, become the general manager, take on the role of CEO, and win the love of a beautiful, wealthy, and smart woman!

27. 双11把灯卖好，你好ta好大家好

27. Sell the lights well on Double 11, and you're good, ta's good, everyone's good.

28. 完蛋了，今年双11剁手来不及了，目测要过四位数啊，太诱惑了，伤不起。

28. It's all over, I won't be able to keep up with the shopping spree during this year's Double 11, it looks like it's going to exceed four digits. It's too tempting, I can't bear it.

29. 双十一买东西不是为了自己，爸妈家人全都买了呢。

29. The reason for buying things on Singles' Day is not for myself, my parents and family members have all bought things.

30. 今天双11的第一单，剁手开始了，求个好兆头，求个人品爆发，哈哈。

30. It's the first order of the Double 11 today, the shopping spree has begun. Wish for a good omen, wish for a burst of good luck, hahaha.

31. 良辰美景奈何天，全场五折要逆天！如此星辰如此夜，全场宝贝都不贵！

31. Such a beautiful moment, such a picturesque day, why can't the sky be overturned! The whole place is half off, it's too much! Such stars, such a night, all the treasures here are not expensive at all!

32. 我不是怕过光棍节，我是怕我喜欢的人不过光棍节。

32. I'm not afraid of Single's Day, I'm afraid the person I like doesn't celebrate Single's Day.

33. 团结一心，其利断金，双11我们来了。

33. United as one, our strength is unbreakable, and we are here for Double 11.

34. 生命诚可贵，爱情价更高，双十一卖爆，两者皆可抛。

34. Life is precious, love is even more so, Double 11 is a火爆 sale, both can be discarded.

35. 年前做好双十一，过年回家不差钱

35 years ago, prepare for Double Eleven, and you won't be short of money when you go home for the New Year.

36. 手机双11价冰点价 买立返红包。

36. Mobile phone Double 11 price ice point price, buy and get instant red packet.

37. 钱没了可以再挣，东西下架了就没了!我劝女友少买的，她是这样回我的!

37. Money can be earned back, but once a product is taken off the shelves, it's gone! I advised my girlfriend to buy less, and this is how she replied to me!

38. “衣”朵朵娇羞的花瓣，盛开在这个优雅的空间。

38. The "clothing" blossoms into a profusion of demure petals, in full bloom in this elegant space.

39. 一厢情愿，每天都是光棍节;两情相悦，每天都是情人节。

39. If it's one-sided, every day is Single's Day; if both are in love, every day is Valentine's Day.

40. 茫茫人海中，第一眼就注意到独特的你。

40. Amidst the vast sea of people, you stood out and were noticed from the first glance.

41. 双十一快到了，请各位提前进入奖金收割模式。

41. The 11.11 (Singles' Day) is approaching, please enter the bonus harvesting mode in advance.

42. 女朋友：一个好消息一个坏消息，你先听哪个我：坏消息吧。女朋友：双十一我准备买五万块的东西。我：那好消息呢女朋友：双十一半价喔!

42. Girlfriend: Good news and bad news, which one would you like to hear first? Me: The bad news. Girlfriend: On Double 11, I'm planning to buy 50,000 yuan worth of stuff. Me: And the good news? Girlfriend: It's half price on Double 11!

43. 你还在为今年的奖金而担忧吗?好消息，双十一来啦!

43. Are you still worried about this year's bonus? Good news, Singles' Day is coming!

44. 那些暗恋我的人啊，你们怎么那么沉得住气啊，这到快到光棍节了，要表白的赶紧。

44. Ah, those who secretly love me, how can you all be so patient? It's almost Singles' Day, so those who want to confess should do so soon.

45. 你们拆快递的纸箱子给我留点，我好盖着过冬。

45. Please keep some of the cardboard boxes from your parcels for me, as I can use them to cover myself during the winter.

46. 备战六个月，只为双十一。

46. Preparing for six months just for Double 11.

47. 双十一快到了，请各位提前进入奖金收割模式。

47. The Singles' Day is approaching, please enter the bonus harvesting mode in advance.

48. 就要做家中的花朵，就要做街上的阳光，谁说不可以!衣五衣十给你穿出来!

48. Aspiring to be the flower in the home and the sunlight on the street, why not? I'll dress you in five clothes or ten!

49. 双11当天不能提交退款申请，剁手前都三思好了。

49. Refund applications cannot be submitted on the day of Double 11. Think it over three times before you start shopping!

50. 誓死顶住双十一风暴，让旺旺跳得更猛烈些吧！

50.誓死顶住 Double Eleven storm, let the Wanging (a nickname for QQ) jump even more fiercely!

51. 温暖冲击波 拿什么来阻挡你 ，双11秋冬新品外套联合大促。

51. Warm shockwave, what can block you? New autumn and winter jacket joint promotion!

52. 每逢双11，难免心潮澎湃，亲们，准备好了吗?

52. On every Double 11, it's hard not to feel an overwhelming surge of emotion. Hey everyone, are you ready?

53. 我滴女盆友是个简单、明媚的女子，不倾国也不倾城，但能倾家荡产!

53. My girlfriend is a simple and bright woman. She is not beautiful enough to conquer a country or a city, but she can certainly drain a family's fortune!

54. 支持喜爱品牌赢千元大奖

54. Support your favorite brand and win a grand prize of 1,000 yuan!

55. 风再吼!马在叫!双十一在咆哮!

55. The wind roars! Horses neigh! Double Eleven (11.11) screams!

56. “衣五衣十”三联阅读3lian.com/zl/转载请保留才有的美。

56. "Wearing five clothes, ten clothes" Triple Reading 3lian.com/zl/Reprint please retain the beauty that exists.

57. 飞跃梦想，创造价值。

57. Leap forward with dreams, create value.

58. 光棍节，非诚勿扰，血战11.11，才是正道。

58. Single's Day, no fake dating, a real battle on November 11th, that is the true way.

59. 期中考试，家长会，光棍节，将带给我事业、亲情、爱情三重打击。

59. Mid-term exams, parent-teacher meetings, and Singles' Day will bring me a triple blow to my career, family ties, and love life.

60. 做好双11活动，光棍变神棍。

60. Do well with the Double 11 event, and the bachelor becomes a sage.

61. 决战双11，我们拼了，必争行业销量前列。

61. For the Double 11 battle, we are determined, striving to rank among the top sellers in the industry.

62. 我们的目标是：不愁货——有！不愁钱——折！不愁人——我们都在！

62. Our goal is: No worries about goods - we have them! No worries about money - we can pay! No worries about people - we are all here!

63. 打赢双十一，做淘宝英雄!

63. Win the Double Eleven battle and become a Taobao hero!

64. 决战双11，我们拼了，必争行业销量前列

64. In the Great Battle of Double 11, we are determined, striving for the top sales in the industry.

65. 一战成名!前程似锦!hold住双十一!

65. Made a name for oneself in the first battle! Prospects are bright! Hold tight through Double Eleven!

66. 一年如一日，勇攀销量顶峰。

66. Year after year, climb to the peak of sales with unwavering courage.

67. 双十一，求放过，单身狗这么可爱的生物，就别虐了。

67. November 11th, please give us a break. Single dogs are such adorable creatures; don't torment us.

68. 希望，未来的某一天，我能在双十一的时候，轻松拍下自己心仪的东西。

68. I hope that one day in the future, on Singles' Day, I can easily purchase the things I desire.

69. 双11，只能多，不能少。

69. Double 11, only more, not less.

70. 一觉醒来双11已经过去一大半了，算了我还是明年再剁手吧!弱弱的问下，大家都剁了什么

70. I woke up and found that half of Singles' Day is already over. Forget it, I'll just buy stuff next year! Weakly asking, what did everyone else buy?

71. 双十一让每个上帝都微笑。

71. Double Eleven makes every god smile.

72. 招聘：本人为解光棍节单身之苦，特聘男友若干，表现好者将长期聘用。

72. Recruitment: In order to alleviate the pain of being single during the Single's Day, I am particularly hiring several boyfriends. Those who perform well will be employed on a long-term basis.

73. 11大战，谁主沉浮，由你定江山。

73. In the great war, who will rise and who will fall, it's up to you to determine the fate of the realm.

74. 说好的双11，说好的目标，加油!

74. The promised Double 11, the promised goal, keep up the good work!

75. 海纳百川，信达九州；不拼不博，双11白活！

75. Embrace the ocean with all its rivers, faith reaches across the nine states; without striving and competing, the Double 11 is just a waste of time!

76. 11购物狂欢节活动启动。

76. The 11.11 Shopping狂潮 Festival event has kicked off.

77. 双11百亿元品牌优惠券，11月11日折后再优惠，马上就抢。

77. Double 11 billion yuan brand coupons, additional discounts after the price cut on November 11th, grab them now!

78. 吃土少年双11剁手剁脚，身残志坚感动世界。

78. The "Eating Soil Boy" (a slang term for an extreme online shopper)剁手剁脚 during the Double 11 shopping festival, and his determination despite his physical disabilities touched the world.

79. 找呀找呀找朋友，找到一个男朋友，敬个礼呀，握握手，过完光棍节你再走。

79. Look and look for a friend, find a boyfriend, give a salute, shake hands, and then you can leave after the Singles' Day.

80. 天生我才必有用，有用用在双十一!

80. I was born with talent for a reason, and that reason is to be useful, especially during Singles' Day!

81. 罗裙旖旎，专属光芒。

81. The rosy skirt is graceful, with its exclusive radiance.

82. “双十一号”即将到站，请做好接机准备

82. "Double Eleven Number" is approaching the station, please be prepared for the airport pick-up.

83. 十一月，剁手季。而我呢，第21个光棍节。这也是别人没有的，特殊的体验吧。

83. November, the shopping spree season. And for me, the 21st Single's Day. This is also an experience that others don't have, a unique one.