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轻松一刻:幽默搞笑图片大放送,太闲也能乐翻天!

面书号 2025-01-17 06:44 6


在信息爆炸的时代,我们常常被各式各样的图片所包围。然而,有一种图片,它既不惊艳,也不炫酷,却以独特的魅力,成为了许多人电脑桌面的默认背景——那就是“太无聊的默认图片”。今天,就让我们一起走进这个看似平淡无奇的世界,探寻那些隐藏在“太无聊”背后的故事。

In the era of information explosion, we are often surrounded by all sorts of images. However, there is one type of image that is neither stunning nor cool, yet it has a unique charm and has become the default background on many people's computer desktops – that is the "Too Boring Default Image." Today, let's take a journey into this seemingly ordinary world and explore the stories hidden behind the "Too Boring."

1. 4大家有没有发现,宅在家就会想不停吃东西。

1. Have you noticed that staying at home makes you want to keep eating?

2. 6在家不能出门,只好下厨打发时间。炖了羊肉香喷喷。

2.6 Unable to go out at home, I had to cook to kill time. I simmered some mutton that smelled delicious.

3. 16休息了一天,在家宅了一天!吃了一天冰棍,没有空调的日子,真的好难过!

3. After resting for a day and staying at home the entire day! I spent the whole day eating popsicles, and it was really difficult without air conditioning!

4. 要挑熟女,裙子好揪。怀才就像怀孕,时间久了才能让人看出来。

4. To choose an experienced woman, her skirt is a good indicator. Possessing talent is like being pregnant; it takes time for others to notice.

5. 医生让我做光合作用,不要熬夜。

5. The doctor advised me to engage in photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

6. 27新闻只通知勤洗手,什么时候让洗头洗脸也没通知,不敢洗,生怕违反了规定。

6. The news only notified us to wash our hands frequently, but when to wash our hair or face was not announced either. We dared not wash, fearing that we might violate the regulations.

7. 50真正的大心境,是灵魂的安静。 近日,宅在家里,听师父和大师姐讲课,慢慢沉淀着所有的烦恼,找到了久违的感觉,太开心了!

7. The truly great mind is the tranquility of the soul. Recently, staying at home, I have been listening to my teacher and the elder sister lecture, gradually settling all my troubles, and found a long-lost feeling, so happy!

8. 31我看到了本世纪最精彩的Literary Film算计 虚伪 无聊的女人与无知的男人 以及深刻的背叛

8. 31 I saw the most exciting literary film of this century: cunning, fraudulent, boring women and ignorant men, as well as profound betrayal.

9. 51沉默是金,浮澡是火,宽容是水,笨拙是木,谁是老土

9. Silence is gold, arrogance is fire, tolerance is water, awkwardness is wood, who is old-fashioned?

10. 15寂寞的人永远不会说自己寂寞,只有无聊的人才会没事找事。

10.15 Lonely people will never admit to being lonely; only bored people will look for trouble when there's nothing to do.

11. 12安静宅在家里,想着以前最想拥有的是什么?就是满帘风雨一床书。

11.12 Stayed quietly at home, thinking about what I most wanted to have in the past? It was a bed full of books, with curtains ruffled by the wind and rain.

12. 6好几天没出门了,据说外面很冷,在家烤暖气放了一上午海心的歌,好嗨哦,感觉人生已经到达了高潮。

12. It's been several days since I've gone out, and I heard it's very cold outside. I've been home all morning, heating up the暖气 and listening to Hǎi xīn's songs. It's so exciting; it feels like I've reached the climax of life.

13. 57放假就宅在家,撸猫,躺着追剧,睡觉,就觉得很幸福 除了工作,你觉得你生活中最精彩的部分是什么?

13.57 On holidays, I just stay at home, petting cats, lying down to watch TV series, and sleeping, and I feel incredibly happy. Besides work, what do you think is the most exciting part of your life?

14. 30我的梦想是宅在家打游戏,追番,看电视冰箱里满满的百事可乐和水果琳琅满目的零食柜住姐妹隔壁还能蹭饭一起锻炼身体所以我什么时候能拥有ps4和switch?

14.30 My dream is to stay at home playing video games, binging on anime, and watching TV. The fridge is full of Pepsi, and the snack cabinet is filled with a variety of fruits. I live next door to my sisters, so I can also eat with them and exercise together. So when can I own a PS4 and a Switch?

15. 9有些事,我们明知道是错的,也要去坚持,因为不甘心;有些人,我们明知道是爱的,也要去放弃,因为没结局;有时候,我们明知道没路了,却还在前行,因为习惯了。

15.9 There are some things that we know are wrong, yet we still insist on doing them because we are not willing to give up; there are some people that we know we love, yet we still have to let go because there is no ending; sometimes, we know there is no way forward, yet we still continue to move forward because we are accustomed to it.

16. 24大家好,不好也行,随你们,我开始无聊了,你们呢。

16. 24 Hello everyone, not good is fine too, up to you, I'm getting bored, how about you guys?

17. 填报志愿时,班上成绩最差的学生三下五除二就交表了,老师一看都是顶尖重点学校,怀疑的看着他,他一副大大咧咧的样子道:哥报的不是志愿,是快乐。

17. When filling out the college application forms, the student with the worst grades in the class finished and submitted his forms in a hurry. The teacher, upon seeing that all the schools were top-tier key universities, suspiciously looked at him. The student, acting nonchalantly, replied: "Bro, I'm not filling out college applications; I'm filling out joy.

18. 我对自己的贫穷有了新的认识。

18. I have a new understanding of my own poverty.

19. 7天天下雨,天天不能出门,待在家里不是看电视就是吃水果,整个人宅在家里快发霉了。

19. It rained every day for 7 days, and I couldn't go out every day. Staying at home, I either watched TV or ate fruit, and I felt like I was slowly getting moldy from being cooped up indoors.

20. 48现在宅在家里娱乐,真是相当省钱啊,网费+电费,最多再加个影视会员费,一个月几百块就搞定了,以后宅在家的人会越来越多吧。

20. Now staying at home for entertainment really saves a lot of money, just the internet fee and electricity fee, plus maybe a subscription fee for a video membership, and you can get it done for a few hundred yuan a month. Won't there be more and more people staying at home in the future?

21. 结婚前男人借钱也要让女人吃好,结婚后女人借钱也要让男人吃好。

21. Before marriage, men will borrow money to ensure the woman eats well, and after marriage, women will borrow money to ensure the man eats well.

22. 51其实这种宅在家里轻松简单安静的生活也蛮好的,不浮躁丶不焦虑、不物欲横流,不你争我斗,原始自然的生活。

22. 51 In fact, this kind of easy, simple, and quiet life at home is also quite good. It is not restless, not anxious, not driven by material desires, and not involved in the endless disputes between you and me. It is a primitive and natural way of life.

23. 不要在我面前耍帅,我会让你哭的很有节奏感。

23. Don't try to impress me in front of me; I'll make you cry with a rhythm.

24. 49喜欢宅在家里呀,每天看看电视,做做家务,养养花,好幸福。

24. 49 really likes staying at home, watching TV every day, doing household chores, and taking care of flowers, it's so happy.

25. 22在家无聊,上班害怕,希望疫情能快点好转,人民能安居乐业!

25. 22 Feeling bored at home, afraid to go to work, hoping the pandemic can improve quickly, and that people can live and work in peace and contentment!

26. 19还好带了一身运动装备回家,特殊的一年春节,宅在家,加强锻炼,增强体质。

26. 19 Fortunately, I brought a set of sports equipment home. In this special Spring Festival, staying at home, I intensified my exercise to enhance my physical fitness.

27. 9刚下地铁,就有两个女孩子跑过来找我问路,现在的女孩子真的很鸡贼,问个路都要找个帅的。

27. 9 Just got off the subway, and two girls came running up to ask me for directions. These days, girls are really cunning; they always look for someone handsome to ask for directions.

28. 世上最痛苦的是什么?辐射来了,盐没了;世上最最痛苦的是什么?辐射来了,盐不好使了;世上最最最痛苦的是什么?辐射没来,盐买太多了;世上最最最最痛苦的是什么?人死了,盐没用完。

28. What is the greatest pain in the world? Radiation comes, and there is no salt; What is the most greatest pain in the world? Radiation comes, and the salt doesn't work anymore; What is the most most greatest pain in the world? Radiation doesn't come, but too much salt was bought; What is the most most most greatest pain in the world? People die, and the salt is not used up.

29. 朋友间的承诺,真诚到永远;温馨祝福留心间,联系沟通无极限;真情恒久远,一份永流传;美好的祝愿,我做主。朋友,祝你精彩每一天!

29. Commitments between friends are sincere forever; heartfelt wishes stay close to your heart, communication is limitless; true feelings last for eternity, a single one forever transmitted; beautiful blessings, I am the one who decides. Friend, wish you an exciting day every day!

30. 17你为什么不找个安静的地方自个儿数数脑细胞儿去?

30. Why don't you find a quiet place to count your brain cells by yourself?

31. 留着停不下来的东西有什么意义?

31. What is the meaning of holding onto something that keeps coming?

32. 16一个人的状态挺好的,想看书了就看书,累了就睡觉,想吃啥就吃啥。不想联系谁就自己安静一阵, 出门玩耍或是宅在家里怎么都好

32. 16: A person is doing quite well, reading a book when they want to, sleeping when they're tired, and eating whatever they feel like. They don't feel the need to contact anyone and can enjoy some quiet time by themselves, whether they go out to play or stay at home, it's all good.

33. 28宅家生活,我们有话要说,寻找乐子,生活仪式感满满。

33. 28 Days of Home Life, we have something to say, looking for fun, full of life rituals.

34. 11听说外面到处都是人……请允许我宅在家一个下午,然后去打包一个鹅火锅回来!

34. 11 I've heard there are people everywhere outside... Please allow me to stay home for an afternoon, and then I'll go back and bring a goose hotpot!

35. 24宅在家里的命令对于我来说没有什么抵触,很早的时候就有了读书的计划,这个安静的正月,让我成就满满。

35. The order to stay home for 24 days does not present any resistance to me. I have had plans to read books for a long time, and this quiet New Year's Month has filled me with achievements.

36. 58生活真好,每天都有事情做!发现越长大越觉得能在家是一种享受!妈妈说我已经变成客人了,偶尔在家吃饭都要好好招待!

36. Life is really good, there's always something to do every day! I find that as I grow older, being at home becomes more of a pleasure! Mom says I've become a guest, and I need to be well entertained even if I only eat at home occasionally!

37. 32没必要刻意遇见谁,也不急于拥有谁,更不勉强留住谁。一切顺其自然,最好的自我留给最终的人。

37. There's no need to deliberately meet anyone, no hurry to possess anyone, nor any compulsion to keep anyone. Everything should be left to nature, and the best version of yourself should be reserved for the one who ultimately matters.

38. 5眼眶里的泪,思念里的影,到最终,谁也不会成为谁一生彼此的拥有。

38. The tears in the eye sockets, the shadows in the longing, in the end, no one will become the one whose whole life is intertwined with another's.

39. 24在家宅了一天,我适合一个人,也适合一个人远走它乡。

39. I stayed at home for a day, and I am suitable for being alone, as well as for going away alone to a distant place.

40. 我允许你走进我的世界,但不允许你四处走动。

40. I allow you to enter my world, but not to wander around freely.

41. 42可以在家里自己去下厨,做一些可口美味的小菜,搭配一点小酒,一边品尝菜肴,一边体验开心和快乐。下厨是一件简单的事情,你不需要拥有多么高超技术,就可以做出精致的菜肴,在厨房里听到锅碗瓢盆的响声,也会激发你下厨的兴趣。当然,自由的下厨是少不了智能厨电的,有了厨电的帮忙,下厨没有那么难,它们可以帮你做出各种美味的菜肴,让你品尝到食物的新鲜味道,让舌尖和味蕾也可以获得丰富美好的对体验,让你享受清闲的时光。

41. 42 can cook by themselves at home, preparing some delicious small dishes, pairing them with a little wine, and while tasting the dishes, experiencing happiness and joy. Cooking is a simple thing; you don't need to have sophisticated skills to make exquisite dishes. The sound of pots, pans, and bowls in the kitchen can also inspire your interest in cooking. Of course, free cooking is inseparable from smart kitchen appliances. With the help of kitchen appliances, cooking is not that difficult. They can help you make all sorts of delicious dishes, allowing you to taste the fresh taste of food, making your taste buds enjoy a rich and wonderful experience, and letting you savor the leisurely time.

42. 我是人,你是狗。你怎么能和我一起走?

42. I am a human, and you are a dog. How can you walk with me?

43. 28前路还很长,你可以抱怨,可以流泪,唯独不能停,坚强地继续走下去。

43. There is still a long road ahead, you can complain, you can cry, but you cannot stop. Keep going on with strength.

44. 41宅在家里不想出门了。音乐听起,小酒喝起。

44. 41 prefers staying at home and doesn't want to go out anymore. Turn on the music and start sipping some wine.

45. 让女孩变成女人是作为男人最基本的责任和义务。

45. It is the most basic responsibility and duty of men to transform girls into women.

46. 6好几天没出门了,不用风吹日晒雨淋,有点像在家里办公,就是熬得有些累人。

46.6 It's been several days since I've gone out, not exposed to the wind, sun, and rain, which feels a bit like working from home, but it's quite tiring.

47. 15无聊,可是一种境界一种可耻的境界,我最爱的境界。

47. 15: Boredom, yet a state, a shameful state, my most beloved state.

48. 15既然不能出门,在家养花就好。人活数万来天,何必计较自嫌?随他浮名薄利,雅趣自在心甜。

48. 15 Since we cannot go out, let's cultivate flowers at home instead. A human being lives for tens of thousands of days, why bother with self-prejudice? Let him float with fame and trivial benefits, and enjoy the refined taste in the sweetness of the heart.

49. 17好几天没出门了,今天十点多带宝宝出去逛!外面居然这么凉快~秋天到了我都不知道。

49. It's been several days since I've gone out, and today I took the baby out for a stroll around 10 o'clock! Outside is surprisingly cool~I didn't even realize autumn had arrived.

50. 众里寻他千百度,抬头一看,他在天上飞鸟人一个!

50. I searched for him amidst the crowd a thousand times and a hundred ways, only to look up and see that he is a birdman soaring in the sky!

51. 11寒气逼人,人们都蜷缩着家里不愿出来,在家或看电视,上网,或与家人、朋友聊天,尽情享受着节日快乐的休闲时光。

51. 11 The cold is piercing, and people are huddled indoors,不愿出来,preferring to stay home and watch TV, surf the internet, or chat with family and friends, fully enjoying the leisurely time of joyous celebrations.

52. 我有泡妞的能力,但我是女生。

52. I have the ability to charm girls, but I'm a girl myself.

53. 39宅在家里,静静的思考了很多,厨艺又又有了质的飞跃这种感觉真的很美妙。

53. I stayed at home, quietly thinking a lot, and my culinary skills have made another significant leap forward. This feeling is really wonderful.

54. 世界上有一种人,除了吃很多,就是找吃的。

54. There is a type of person in the world who is either eating a lot or looking for food.

55. 23宅在家里要发霉的我,希望生活给我点惊喜。

55. I'm the kind of person who would get moldy just staying at home, so I hope life gives me some surprises.

56. 某民工:我起早贪黑地挖了十米深的井,没拿到工钱!劳动监察:质量不行?民工:不是,开始时把图纸拿倒了,人家让修个烟囱!圣诞老人掉井里去了。

56. Worker: I worked day and night to dig a well ten meters deep, but I didn't get my wages! Labor Inspector: Is the quality not good? Worker: No, at the beginning, I turned the blueprint upside down, and they asked me to repair a chimney! Santa Claus fell into the well.

57. 龟兔赛跑,兔跑在前面,回头见乌龟仍然慢悠悠的,喊道:把背上的包袱卸下就快了!龟半天没吭声。兔生气了:叫你卸下包袱!龟道:那你把头缩回去试试?

57. The Tortoise and the Hare race, the Hare was running in front, and when he turned back, he saw the Tortoise still moving slowly, so he shouted: "If you take off the burden on your back, you'll go faster!" The Tortoise didn't say anything for a while. The Hare got angry: "I told you to take off the burden!" The Tortoise replied: "Then why don't you try pulling your head back?"

58. 57宅在家没什么不好的,吃吃睡睡,多安逸啊。

58. Staying at home isn't bad at all; eating and sleeping, it's so comfortable.

59. 34天天下雨,天天不能出门,待在家里不是看电视就是吃水果,整个人宅在家里快发霉了。

59. It rained every day for 34 days, and I couldn't go out every day. Staying at home, I was either watching TV or eating fruit, and I felt like I was getting moldy from staying cooped up at home.

60. 28是游戏不好玩还是电视不好看,为什么要出门呢

60. Why go out, is it that the game isn't fun or the TV isn't interesting?

61. 35也不是抱怨吧,其实我是个很喜欢宅在家的人,我不喜欢乱跑,只不过我好像没有地方可以去了。

61. 35, isn't that a complaint either? In fact, I'm someone who really enjoys staying at home, I don't like to wander around, it's just that I seem to have nowhere else to go.

62. 37承认我不是很好 我有点无聊 迟缓 甚至是有点神经 但我一定会对在乎我的人好。

62. 37 admits that I'm not very good; I'm a bit bored, slow, and even a bit neurotic, but I will definitely be good to those who care about me.

63. 47下了一整天雨,真的一下没停,在家窝了一天,吃了一天。

63. It rained non-stop for the entire day, 47, and there was no break at all. I stayed at home and did nothing but eat the whole day.