在这个喧嚣的时代，一句“叫起床搞笑了”唤醒了沉睡的早晨。生活，不过是一场充满笑意的闹剧，而每一天，都是这场闹剧的开始。

In this noisy era, a sentence "Get up, it's funny" awakened the sleeping morning. Life is nothing but a comedy filled with laughter, and every day is the beginning of this comedy.

1. 起床是会呼吸的痛，它挣扎在我的每个细胞中，被人叫醒会痛，闹钟响会痛，不起床会痛，起床会更痛，不想起床必须起床最痛。

1. Waking up is a pain that breathes, struggling in every cell of my body. It hurts to be woken up, to hear the alarm clock, not to get up, and to get up is even more painful. The worst pain is when you don't want to get up but have to.

2. 人家买得起，却不想放下，是筷子！

2. People can afford it, but don't want to let it go, and that's the chopsticks!

3. 起床就告诉你一个秘密：今天的我依然喜欢你噢。

3. I want to tell you a secret as soon as I wake up: I still like you today.

4. 薄凉& # 39；'当末日来临时，我不会离开我的床。如果我死了，我会死在被子里。

4. Boliang & # 39; When the end comes, I will not leave my bed. If I die, I will die in the blankets.

5. 亲爱的：该起床了，别睡了，快变小猪了，哈哈哈哈哈，我想你了，你想我吗？

5. Dear: It's time to wake up, don't sleep anymore, you're almost a little piglet, hahaha, I miss you, do you miss me?

6. 早上起床我以为我一夜之间长高了，结果才发现是我被子盖横了。

6. I thought I had grown taller overnight when I woke up in the morning, only to find out that it was because my blanket was covering me horizontally.

7. 对我来说，快乐其实很简单。如果早上能在床上多待一分钟，我就很开心了。

7. To me, happiness is actually very simple. If I could stay in bed for an extra minute in the morning, I would be very happy.

8. 一天只有24小时，别再赖床不起了，不然你就丧失了能够和我一起约会的时光了。

8. There are only 24 hours in a day, don't keep sleeping in any longer, otherwise you'll lose the time we could have spent together on a date.

9. 太阳出来了，都要晒到你的床上来了，不想走光的话就赶紧收拾了起床吧！

9. The sun has come out, and it's shining right onto your bed! If you don't want to get caught in your birthday suit, it's time to get up and tidy up!

10. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃，晚起的虫儿被鸟吃，你再不起床我就要来吃你啦。

10. The early bird catches the worm, and the late worm gets eaten by the bird. If you don't get up soon, I'll come and eat you too.

11. 天冷，保暖！落左个晚上，依然没有停的意思，天气寒冷，不想起床！

11. It's cold, keep warm! Another night has passed, and there's still no sign of stopping. The weather is freezing, and I don't feel like getting up!

12. 早上好，我亲爱的朋友，心得一天空气好清新。

12. Good morning, my dear friend, the air is so fresh today.

13. 天冷了，每天不想起床也不想上班，只想赖在家里买买买。

13. The weather is cold, and every day I don't want to get out of bed or go to work; I just want to stay at home and shop, shop, shop.

14. 作为闹钟，铃声其实是最有效的起床方式。

14. As an alarm clock, the ringtone is actually the most effective way to wake up.

15. 今天是周一，希望我的宝贝早点起床，开始较新的一周工作！

15. It's Monday today, hoping my little darling wakes up early to start the new week's work!

16. 你为什么对我不诚实？告诉我你的错误有这么难吗？我会原谅你的。

16. Why are you not honest with me? Is it so hard for you to tell me about your mistakes? I will forgive you.

17. 世界上最残忍的事情之一冬天挣扎着从温暖的被窝里爬起来。

17. One of the most cruel things in the world is struggling out of a warm bed during the winter.

18. 喜欢赖床，是因为喜欢睡觉。喜欢睡觉，是因为喜欢做梦。喜欢做梦，是因为现实太不美好。

18. Enjoying staying in bed is because I love sleeping. I love sleeping because I enjoy dreaming. I enjoy dreaming because reality is too unappealing.

19. 我对冬天非常着迷，因为床太热了，我无法暖和起来。

19. I am very fascinated by winter because the bed is too hot, and I can't get warm.

20. 冬天有木有早晨起来，偷偷瞟一眼舍友的床，只要有一个还在被窝里的，眼睛一闭、继续睡。

20. In winter, when you wake up in the morning, do you sneak a peek at your roommate's bed? As long as one of them is still in the quilt, you close your eyes and keep sleeping.

21. 一想到还有一堆作业没做，我就想撞死在被窝里永远不醒来。

21. Just thinking about all the homework left undone, I want to smash my head into the quilt and never wake up again.

22. 公鸡叫了，闹钟闹了，伸个懒腰，起床了，老婆。

22. The rooster crows, the alarm clock beeps, stretch out lazily, wake up, my wife.

23. 在我心灵的百花园里，采集金色的鲜花，我把最鲜艳的一朵给你，作为我对你的问候。

23. In my garden of the soul, I gather golden flowers, and I offer you the brightest one as my greeting to you.

24. 床，请自重，让我走，但我有课。

24. Bed, please behave yourself, let me go, but I have a class.

25. 沃贝君，不要这样。我有一所学校。

25. Wobojun, don't be like that. I have a school.

26. 天很冷，我不想起床！但是你要上班才能赚钱啊！

26. It's really cold outside, and I don't want to get up! But you have to go to work to make money, though!

27. 和优秀的人在一起感觉太美好了，你的光芒让我感觉到温暖。早安！

27. It feels too wonderful to be in the company of outstanding people, your radiance makes me feel warm. Good morning!

28. 总有一天，我们会一起起床，一起刷牙，手牵手走出家门。

28. Someday, we will wake up together, brush our teeth together, and hold hands as we step out of the front door.

29. 安然躺在床上一辈子也知道。

29. One knows it even lying comfortably in bed for a lifetime.

30. 生活三定律:汉堡-可乐-美食床-枕头-睡觉电脑-鼠标-玩电脑。

30. The Three Laws of Living: hamburger-coke-delicious bed-pillow-sleeping computer-mouse-playing computer.

31. 最离不开的不是你，是床。

31. The thing I can't live without is not you, but the bed.

32. 每个爱睡懒觉的孩子，都有一个难以割舍的爱人。TA的名字叫床。

32. Every child who loves to sleep late has a beloved that's hard to let go. Its name is bed.

33. 亲爱的起床了吗？距离我给你发消息后已经过了5分20秒了，我的爱你感受到了吗。

33. Darling, have you woken up yet? It's already been 5 minutes and 20 seconds since I sent you the message, have you felt my love?

34. 致命的冬天即将来临。谁要是能在我们教室装空调，我们就嫁给班主任。

34. A deadly winter is approaching. Whoever can install air conditioning in our classroom, we will marry the head teacher.

35. 你有我~闹钟是所有睡眠用品和床上用品的第三个孩子，所以我要经常换。

35. You have me~ The alarm clock is the third child of all sleep-related products and bedding, so I need to change it frequently.

36. 宝贝，早上的空气很新鲜，所以你要早点起来了。

36. Darling, the morning air is very fresh, so you should wake up early.

37. 惯了晚睡，只是为了等一个劝我早点睡然后跟我说晚安的人。

37. I'm used to staying up late, just waiting for someone to persuade me to go to bed early and then say goodnight to me.

38. 冬天最喜欢的，除了吃火锅就是床。

38. In winter, my favorite things to do are eating hotpot and staying in bed.

39. 天冷了，更加失去了生存的斗志，表现在早上不想起床。

39. It's getting cold, and there's even less fight in me to survive, which is reflected in not wanting to get out of bed in the morning.

40. 我想你现在一定还在赖床，如果你看到我发的消息了那就准备起床了吧，我已经给你做好了早餐，正在给你送过来的路上。

40. I bet you're still in bed right now. If you've seen the message I sent, it's time to get up, I've already prepared your breakfast and am on my way to deliver it to you.

41. 这辈子没有什么是进不去出不去的，除了床。

41. In this lifetime, there is nothing that can't be entered or exited, except the bed.

42. 冬天被虐了上千次，对床就像初恋。

42. Endured thousands of abuses in winter, the bed feels like a first love.

43. 起床是一种能力，赖床是一种技术，我能力有限，技术却很高。

43. Waking up is a skill, sleeping in is an art, I have limited ability but great skill.

44. 我到你楼下了，你还不起床来接我么？不然我可要破门而入了。

44. I'm downstairs at your place. Can't you get up to meet me? Otherwise, I might just kick the door down.