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女生自恋幽默语录,瞬间引爆朋友圈!

面书号 2025-01-17 01:59 8


在静谧的夜晚,一张描绘“女生自恋的句子”的图片,如同一面镜子,映照出青春的迷茫与自我陶醉。

In the quiet night, a picture depicting "sentences of girls' narcissism" is like a mirror, reflecting the confusion and self-indulgence of youth.

1. 29不在任何东西面前失去自我,哪怕是教条,哪怕是别人的目光,哪怕是爱情。

1. Never lose yourself in front of anything, be it dogma, the gaze of others, or even love.

2. 15凭什么美的人有特殊待遇,不行,这样会宠坏我的。

2. Why should beautiful people have special treatment? No, that would spoil me.

3. 28那长亭连接的短亭,那古道绵延的荒城,我的爱人,你可知道,我此时的心,是揉碎在晚风中的遥望。

3. The short pavilions connected to that long pavilion, the desolate city along the ancient road, my love, do you know, my heart at this moment is a distant gaze, crumbled in the evening breeze.

4. 15属于你的,永远都在,即使远在天边,不属于你的,永远无法涉及,即使近在咫尺。

4. What belongs to you will always be there, even if it's far away. What doesn't belong to you can never be involved, even if it's right next to you.

5. 46年轻人你们一定要好好读书,千万不要像我一样靠着一张英俊的脸混吃混喝。

5. Young people, you must study diligently and never rely on a handsome face like me to eat and drink for free.

6. 46连我考试的题都出成这样了:题:作个最帅的样子出来,答:不用作了,现在已经是了,题:作个最丑的样子出来,答:也不用作,再怎么作也不会丑的。

6. Even the exam questions I took were like this: Question: Make the most handsome appearance, Answer: There's no need to make one, I am already that way, Question: Make the most ugly appearance, Answer: There's no need to, no matter how you try, you won't be ugly.

7. 31你不懂我的沉默,又怎么会懂我的难过。我,不会哭,不会笑,累了我就会消失一下。

7. 31 You don't understand my silence, so how can you understand my sadness? I won't cry, I won't laugh, and when I'm tired, I'll just disappear for a while.

8. 17想做一个不痛不痒不闻不问不言不语不矫情不自虐的植物人。

8. 17 wants to be a plant person who is neither painful nor trivial, indifferent, silent, unpretentious, nor self-torturing.

9. 40哪一天我不在了,世界就好象失去了灵魂。

9. If I'm not around on the 40th, the world will seem to have lost its soul.

10. 19人人都说我长得丑,其实我只是帅的很低调!

10. Everyone says I'm ugly, but actually, I'm just very modestly handsome!

11. 42党需要我帅,我不能不帅。赶美超英的任务十分艰巨,我要为祖国的四化建设,为老区的开发和进步贡献自己的容貌。

11. The 42 Party needs me to be handsome, and I can't not be handsome. The task of surpassing the US and the UK is extremely arduous, and I want to contribute my appearance to the construction of my country's four modernizations and to the development and progress of the old revolutionary areas.

12. 33轻轻地我走了,正如我轻轻的来。我挥一挥衣袖,不带走晚风中的残夜。

12. 33 Lightly I came, lightly I went. I wave my sleeve, leaving not a trace of the remaining night in the evening breeze.

13. 37真羡慕你们的好友列表里有个又帅又机智的我。

13. How envious I am that you have a handsome and witty me on your list of friends.

14. 32坚持打卡跑步的第100天,但愿越活越年轻!

14. 32 persisted in running every day for the 100th day, hoping to stay young as I grow older!

15. 1真希望我脸上无所谓的时候,心里也无所谓。

15.1 I wish I could be indifferent with my heart as I am with my face.

16. 为什么我没有一个很帅的同桌,而我的同桌有?

16. Why don't I have a handsome classmate as my desk mate, while my desk mate does?

17. 我以为爱情可以填满人生的遗憾。然而,制造更多遗憾的。却偏偏是爱情。

17. I thought love could fill the gaps in life's regrets. However, it is love itself that often creates more regrets.

18. 这么大的风,出门不方便,我这么可爱,一不小心吹到别人怀里,别人也不还。

18. With such a strong wind, it's not convenient to go out. I'm so cute, and if I get blown into someone else's arms by accident, they won't give me back.

19. 17你的身影渐行渐远,只留下长亭外、古道边的连天芳草,那山外的夕阳映红了半边天际,晚风拂着柳丝,短笛奏着离歌……

19. As your silhouette gradually fades away, all that remains are the endless fragrant grasses along the ancient path and outside the pavilion. The setting sun beyond the mountains paints half of the sky red, the evening breeze caresses the willow branches, and the short flute plays a farewell song...

20. 一个人,自己陪自己,自己在乎自己,自己陪自己哭。。。。。。

20. A person, accompanied by themselves, caring about themselves, crying alone for themselves....

21. 42像我这么美的人,一旷课就马上被老师发现。

21. Just like me, such a beautiful person, skipping classes would be discovered by the teacher immediately.

22. 28某男,帅得惊动地方,地方报告中央,中央紧急磋商,授予最帅勋章!

22. 28 A certain man, handsome enough to stir up the whole place, the local authorities reported to the central government, which held an emergency discussion and awarded him the most handsome medal!

23. 清明节应该回你的学校扫扫墓,因为那里埋葬了你的青春

23. Qingming Festival is the time when you should visit your school to pay respects to the graves, as that is where your youth is buried.

24. 10每天早上在跑步的路上,都能碰到相同的人,在做着相同的事,也许这就是习惯与坚持。

24. Every morning on my run, I encounter the same person doing the same thing, perhaps this is the essence of habit and perseverance.

25. 38早上醒来,发现蚊帐里有一只蚊子,拍死之后发现它并没有咬我,看来它是知道的,蚊帐里不准咬人。

25.38 I woke up in the morning and found a mosquito inside the mosquito net. After smashing it, I realized it hadn't bitten me. It seems to know that the mosquito net is not allowed to bite anyone.

26. 32人生是一本书,愚者泛泛翻看,智者认真阅读,因为智者知道,他只有一次阅读机会、上次一女孩问我,你长这么大追过几个靓女?我告诉她一个也没有,旁边我一个朋友把实话说给那女孩,一般都是靓女追他,女孩当时就昏过去了。

26. Life is a book, fools flip through it carelessly, while the wise read it attentively, because the wise know that they only have one chance to read it. Once, a girl asked me, How many beautiful girls have you chased after growing up? I told her none, and a friend of mine told the girl the truth, that usually it's the beautiful girls who chase after him. The girl fainted right then and there.

27. 生活赋予我们每个人的权力都是公平的,不要每天去抱怨为什么自己的生活不如别人,其实从另一个角度去看,是自己没有努力的去生活,发现生活的美好之处,当你久病住院,从离开医院的那天起,你是否会发现生命是如此美好呢?活着是多么幸福的一件事呢?一切都是那么美好。晚安!

27. The rights given to each of us by life are fair. Don't complain every day about why your life is not as good as others'. In fact, from another perspective, it is because you haven't been trying hard to live and discover the beauty of life. When you are in the hospital for a long time, will you find that life is so beautiful from the day you leave the hospital? Isn't it a wonderful thing to be alive? Everything is so beautiful. Good night!

28. 19多少年过去了,唯一不变的,还是那颗想发财的心。

28. How many years have passed, and the only thing that remains unchanged is that desire to get rich.

29. 31下辈子我一定当个女人,嫁给我这样的好男人。

29. In my next life, I will definitely be a woman and marry a good man like me.

30. 38一直被模仿,从未被超越,将会是你们,这些迷途的糕羊,永远过不去的火焰山。

30. 38 has always been imitated but never surpassed, and will be the eternal Flaming Mountain that you, these lost little sheep, can never cross.

31. 信任就像一张纸,皱了,再努力试图抚平,也恢复不了原样。

31. Trust is like a piece of paper, once it's crumpled, no matter how hard you try to smooth it out, it can never return to its original state.

32. 16有没有一瞬间,你觉得你什么都不是每天只剩下四种感觉,困饿累烦。

32. 16 Have there been moments when you feel like you are nothing, with only four feelings left each day: tiredness, hunger, fatigue, and annoyance.

33. 4从现在开始我希望能慢慢变丑点,不然我一定会被女花痴给非礼了,我怕怕。

33. 4 From now on, I hope I can slowly become less handsome, otherwise I might be molested by female fans. I am scared.

34. 34本人外形俊朗、眉清目秀、玉树临风、有明星作风,首批通过国际级ISO9001帅哥体系认证,小提示;该签名美女值得留意。

34. I have a handsome appearance, clear eyebrows, and bright eyes, with an aura of elegance and a star-like demeanor. I am one of the first to pass the internationally certified ISO9001 handsome guy system. Tip: Pay attention to this beautiful woman's signature.

35. 18生是移动人,死是移动魂,要我用联通死都不可能吗

35. 18 is a mobile person, and death is a wandering soul. Is it impossible for me to connect with the联通 even in death?

36. 那些特别帅却对自己一无所知的人真的很可怜,所以请经常提醒我。

36. People who are exceptionally handsome but know nothing about themselves are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

37. 唯有梦想才配让你不安,唯有行动才能解除你的不安。

37. Only dreams are worthy of causing you unease; only action can alleviate your unease.

38. 2那天我说最好是分手,你还求我说不要走,我松开你拉着我的手,说以后我们还是朋友。

38. 2 On that day, I said it would be best to break up, and you pleaded with me not to leave. I let go of your hand that was holding mine, saying that from now on we should still be friends.

39. 除了记忆什么也不带走,除了脚印什么也不留下。。

39. Carry away nothing but memories, leave behind nothing but footprints.

40. 19手指被蚊子咬了个大包或许也是爱上舒肤佳的味道了吗。

40. Perhaps getting a big bump from a mosquito bite is also a sign of falling in love with the scent of Selsun Blue?

41. 48喜欢我就等于买**,中奖的人只会有一个,不过、能得到我的一个微笑的三等奖,也是比中万还开心吧。

41. 48, liking me is like a purchase, and there can only be one winner. However, winning the third prize, which is a smile from me, is probably even more joyful than winning ten thousand.

42. 32瑶琴乐,青石道。晚风如铃,未觉夕阳老。青衣骄骁笛未了。

42. The 32-stringed guqin plays, the path of green stone. The evening breeze sounds like bells, not realizing the setting sun has aged. The green-robed warrior's bold flute hasn't ended yet.

43. 26当初那个可爱的我早已不见,取而代之的是一个更可爱的我。

43. The lovely me of the past has long disappeared, and in its place is an even more adorable me.

44. 23本人外形俊朗、眉清目秀、玉树临风、有明星作风,首批通过国际级ISO帅哥体系认证,小提示;该签名美女值得留意。

44. 23 is handsome with clear eyebrows and bright eyes, elegant and graceful, exuding a star-like demeanor. He was among the first to pass the internationally recognized ISO Handsome Guy System certification. Tip: Pay attention to this signed beauty.

45. 39做一个帅的人很累,这点我真的深有体会。

45. It's tiring to be a cool person, and I really have a deep understanding of that.

46. 54跑步教会我的,是自律,是克制,是不放弃,是死磕到底。

46. What running has taught me is self-discipline, self-control, not giving up, and perseverance to the end.

47. 13女孩应该明白的是 气质比年龄重要 微笑比颜值重要 开心比爱情重要

47. What the 13-year-old girls should understand is that temperament is more important than age, a smile is more important than beauty, and happiness is more important than love.

48. 10今生最大的遗憾就是不能亲吻自己漂亮的脸。

48. The greatest regret in this life is not being able to kiss my own beautiful face.

49. 20每当别人问我怎么办的时候,我会说往死里办。

49. 20 Whenever someone asks me what to do, I say to do it to the fullest.

50. 41轻浮的杨柳将他细碎的枝叶垂在水中,是否像我一样,也在找寻那沉淀在昔日星辉下的梦?金柳犹在,却不是夕阳中的新娘,余波暗起,轻裹着晚风中的黄昏。

50. The light-hearted willow branches, 41, gently droop their fine leaves into the water, are they, like me, also searching for the dreams that have settled beneath the starlight of yesteryears? The golden willow still stands, yet it is not the bride in the setting sun; the afterglow subtly wraps around the twilight in the evening breeze.

51. 22有人问在我家乡排名第一的美景是什么?我回答是我。

51. 22 Someone asked what the number one scenic spot in my hometown is. I replied, "It's me."

52. 11晚上出来跑步,和妈妈妹妹一起,心情不好就用跑步来发泄出来吧 好久没有穿这么运动出门过了。

52. Came out for a run at 11 PM, together with Mom and my sister. If you're feeling down, why not use running to vent it out? It's been a long time since I last went out wearing sporty clothes.

53. 有人说我帅,我却笑了,因为我笑起来更帅。

53. Someone said I'm handsome, but I smiled because I'm even more handsome when I smile.

54. 55突然发现,以后在跑步累个半死的时候,是再也不会有人给我加油了。

54. 55 Suddenly realized that in the future, when I run myself to the brink of exhaustion, no one will cheer me on anymore.

55. 22凭什么我没有一个靓得惊世骇俗的同桌,而我同桌却有。

55. Why do I not have a dazzlingly beautiful classmate next to me, while the person next to me does?

56. 想得开,再灰暗的事也有光明;想不通,再美好的事也有阴暗。世间万物,相依相存,阴阳相对。有了绿叶的陪衬,才有了红花的艳丽。人一辈子,无论走了多少路,终归只有一条路,却分无数路段。平坦的路段,心里多是美好;坎坷的路段,心里多是晦暗。你该明白,无论哪个路段,总有过去的时候。晚安~

56. Keep an open mind, and even the darkest things have their light; if you can't understand, even the most beautiful things have their shadows. In the world, all things depend on and coexist with each other, with yin and yang being opposed to each other. It is with the accompaniment of green leaves that red flowers become beautiful. In a person's lifetime, no matter how many roads you have walked, there is only one road in the end, but it is divided into countless sections. On flat sections, the heart is mostly filled with beauty; on bumpy sections, the heart is mostly filled with gloom. You should understand that no matter which section, there will always be a time when it passes. Good night~

57. 突然想靠着自己帅气的脸蛋出去骗钱吃喝,自由自在的过好色的生活。

57. Suddenly thought of using my handsome face to go out and swindle money for eating and drinking, living a carefree and lascivious life.

58. 22这么大的风都不方便出去了,万一吹到别人的怀里,我这么可爱,别人肯定是不会还的。

58. With such a strong wind, it's not convenient to go out. What if I get blown into someone else's arms? I'm so adorable; they definitely wouldn't return me.

59. 4最近总有人说我很可爱,我想了一晚上没想通,究竟是谁走漏了风声。

59. 4 Recently, many people have said that I'm cute, and I've been thinking about it all night, but I still can't figure out who leaked the news.

60. 45晚风轻扬流光,月伴思念,情醉柔肠。在宁静的月色里,翻开心底那一抹温柔绵软的心绪。聆听思念里的点点滴滴。

60. On the 45th night, the gentle breeze flows, the moon accompanies longing, and the emotions are drunk in tenderness. In the tranquil moonlight, open up that touch of soft, gentle feelings in the heart. Listen to the bit by bit of longing.

61. 随便你叫我帅,我不介意,但是不要牵扯到我的朋友,这不关他们的事,他们只是一群无辜的傻子。

61. You can call me handsome if you want, and I don't mind, but don't involve my friends in it. It's none of their business, they're just a bunch of innocent傻瓜 (idiots).