在喧嚣的都市角落，一位妙龄女子轻启朱唇，一句句温暖的话语，如同春风拂过心田。她与好友的笑语，交织成一首动人的乐章，唤醒了沉睡的岁月。且听——

In the bustling urban corner, a young woman with a charming smile opened her lips, and her warm words, like spring breeze sweeping over the heartland, awakened the dormant years. Her laughter with her friend intertwined into a touching melody. Hear this—

1. 一直坚信自己会瘦的，现在只是胖着玩玩而已，可是玩着玩着就玩嗨了。

1. I have always believed that I would lose weight, and it was just for fun that I was chubby at that time, but then I got carried away while having fun.

2. 媳妇：如果有一天我和范冰冰掉进河里你先救谁？老公：当然是先救你，她和我有半毛钱关系！媳妇：如果她说如果你先救他，她就嫁给你呢？老公：那也不行，万一她骗我呢。媳妇：真特码保本！

2. Wife: If one day I and Fan Bingbing fall into a river, who would you save first? Husband: Of course, save you first, she has nothing to do with me! Wife: What if she says that if you save her first, she will marry you? Husband: That won't work either, what if she tricks me? Wife: She's definitely a sure thing!

3. 一个姑娘和一个小伙一起游公园，天南海北神聊。这姑娘踩着香蕉皮，几乎滑倒，小伙子忙扶住姑娘。姑娘笑着说：“今天，没你这个护花人，我便出洋相了。”小伙子忙问：“那你是什么花？”姑娘说：“当然是牵牛花罗！”

3. A girl and a boy were strolling in the park, chatting about all sorts of things. The girl slipped on a banana peel and nearly fell, and the boy hurried to support her. The girl laughed and said, "Today, without you as my protector, I would have made a spectacle of myself." The boy asked eagerly, "So, what kind of flower are you?" The girl replied, "Of course, I'm a morning glory!"

4. 女儿无能，她只会为你着想，却无法让你佩服自己。

4. The daughter is incompetent; she only thinks of you, but she can't make you admire yourself.

5. 当你想成功的时候，你应该把坚持作为你的好朋友。

5. When you want to succeed, you should treat perseverance as your best friend.

6. 如果你实在饿了可以打电话给我，我随便吃点零食嚼给你听。

6. If you're really hungry, you can call me, and I'll chew on some snacks for you to listen to.

7. 最好的朋友永远都是钱包，它一瘦，我们就无比心疼。

7. The best friend is always the wallet, and when it gets thin, we feel an immense pain.

8. 女：“你每次看我怎么都用一只眼睛呢？”男：“这样看得比较清楚。”女：“为什么？”男：“打靶时都用一只眼睛瞄准。”

8. Woman: "Why do you always watch me with just one eye?" Man: "That way, I can see more clearly." Woman: "Why?" Man: "When shooting targets, we aim with just one eye."

9. 我经常给你写信，但后来你爱上了邮递员。

9. I often wrote you letters, but later you fell in love with the mailman.

10. 老婆看儿子贪玩就说：“妈妈考考你，如果你会了就让你玩，不会的话就给我做作业。”老婆接着问：“4加16等于几？”儿子：“20”媳妇拿出一块钱，说：“真聪明，这么快就算出来了。给你一块钱去买冰棍。”儿子：“妈妈，你再出多出几道题吧！我让我爸也来算算”我听到鼻子一酸，真不愧是我儿子，知道心疼老爸没零花钱。

10. The wife saw her son playing around and said, "Mom will test you. If you know the answer, you can play; if not, you need to do your homework." The wife then asked, "What is 4 plus 16?" The son answered, "20." The wife took out a yuan coin and said, "Very clever, you solved it so quickly. Here's a yuan for you to buy an ice cream." The son said, "Mom, can you give me a few more questions? Let my dad also try to solve them." I felt a pang in my nose, truly, he is my son, knowing to show compassion for his dad who doesn't have any spare money.

11. 通往成功的道路总是在建设中。

11. The road to success is always under construction.

12. 不确定的话，打脸打多了会胖。

12. If unsure, slapping your face too much will make you fat.

13. 一位小学教师对她的男朋友说：“你上次写的信，我给编进语文期中试卷了。这道题能全面检验学生的语文水平。”男朋友问：“你是让他们分析语法，还是解释成语？”女朋友答：“我让他们改错！”

13. A primary school teacher told her boyfriend, "The letter you wrote last time, I included it in the Chinese language midterm exam. This question can comprehensively test the students' Chinese language proficiency." The boyfriend asked, "Are you having them analyze grammar, or explain idioms?" The girlfriend replied, "I asked them to correct the mistakes!"

14. 你只有在我胖的时候才显得瘦，免得我瘦的时候显得丑。

14. You only look thin when I am fat, so that I don't look ugly when I am thin.

15. 磨刀不误砍柴工，读完初中后工作。

15. The best time to sharpen a knife is when there's no firewood to chop; get a job after finishing junior high.

16. 井不是没水，而是挖得不够深。

16. It's not that there's no water; it's just that the well isn't deep enough.

17. 每个宿舍都有一个磨牙的、一个打呼噜的、一个说梦话的，还有一个睡得最迟，却纵观全场的。

17. Each dormitory has a grinder, a snorer, a dream talker, and one who sleeps the latest yet surveys the whole scene.

18. 看了网上有很多说熬夜的坏处，这些对我最大的改变就是从开开心心的熬夜变成了提心吊胆的熬夜。

18. Having seen many online discussions about the negative effects of staying up late, the biggest change for me has been shifting from joyfully staying up late to nervously staying up late.

19. 一对情人漫步在花园里。男：“亲爱的，您就像这鲜花一样美丽。”女：“你呢？”男：“当然是偎依在鲜花上的蝴蝶。”女：“我讨厌它。”男：“为什么？”女：“你难道没有看见吗？它又飞到别的花上去了。”

19. A couple are strolling in the garden. The man: "Dear, you are as beautiful as these flowers." The woman: "And you?" The man: "Of course, I am the butterfly clinging to the flowers." The woman: "I hate it." The man: "Why?" The woman: "Have you not seen? It has flown to another flower."

20. 男：“我将答应你的任何要求，但请你答应我一个要求。”女：“请讲吧，什么要求？”男：“永远不要向我提出任何要求。”

20. Man: "I will agree to any demand you make, but please make one demand of me." Woman: "Please go ahead, what is your demand?" Man: "Never make any demands on me."

21. 我上辈子八成是狗，要不然不会：穷成狗、丑成狗、忙成狗、累成狗、肥成狗、矮成狗、哭成狗、冻成狗。

21. I'm pretty sure I was a dog in my previous life, otherwise I wouldn't be: poor like a dog, ugly like a dog, busy like a dog, tired like a dog, fat like a dog, short like a dog, crying like a dog, freezing like a dog.

22. 如果生活背叛了我，我希望是因为体重。

22. If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

23. 你很好，但是你有点丑。

23. You are good, but you're a bit ugly.

24. 公司聚餐，可以带另一半。老总刚宣布完，平时沉默的玲玲就说话了。玲玲弱弱的说：“我能带别人老公吗？”公司的人顿时全部惊呆了！老总说：“按理说公司不应该管你的私人问题，不过还是提醒一下，别玩火自焚。”“哦，就这一次。下不为例”玲玲一听，赶紧拿起手机拨通电话：“爸，老妈不在家，你自己别做饭了，公司聚餐，你过来吃吧。”

24. Company dinner, you can bring your partner. Just after the boss announced it, Lingling, who was usually silent, spoke up. Lingling weakly asked, "Can I bring someone else's husband?" The company's staff were all startled! The boss said, "In theory, the company shouldn't meddle in your personal matters, but I still want to remind you not to play with fire." "Oh, just this once. No more after this." Upon hearing this, Lingling quickly picked up her phone and dialed a call: "Dad, Mom's not home, don't cook for yourself, there's a company dinner, you come over and have a meal with us."

25. 你以为你很厉害是因为你大，恐龙还大，所以没灭绝。

25. You think you're impressive because you're big, but dinosaurs were bigger, and they didn't go extinct.

26. 听我说，你输过几次，但你会东山再起的。

26. Listen to me, you've lost a few times, but you'll rise again.

27. 别再抱怨你在十四亿人中找不到一个对的人了，考试时你选择题四个选项都找不到一个对的。

27. Stop complaining that you can't find the right person among a billion people, and during exams you can't find the correct answer among the four options of the multiple-choice questions.

28. 努力不一定成功，但不努力真的很容易。

28. Striving does not necessarily guarantee success, but not striving is really quite easy.

29. 职场没有朋友，老板不是你的朋友，同事也不是。

29. In the workplace, there are no friends; neither your boss nor your colleagues are friends.

30. 据说很多人早上看时间不是为了起床，而是看能睡多久。

30. It is said that many people look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep.

31. 空有一颗学习的心，偏偏生了一条挂科的命；空有一颗减肥的心，偏偏生了一条吃货的命。横批：身不由己。

31. With a heart full of learning aspirations, I was born with a destiny of failing courses; with a heart full of weight loss desires, I was born with a destiny of being a foodie. Across the banner: body against one's will.

32. 喜欢浪没关系，只要不淹死就好。

32. It's fine to enjoy the waves, just don't get drowned.

33. 幸福的末班车不是错过，而是挤不到。

33. The last bus of happiness is not missing it, but not being able to squeeze on.

34. 一个怕羞的男人始终没有勇气向他所爱的女人谈情说爱，更谈不到做爱。但对他非常了解和热爱的她，常常制造机会让他表示出他的爱，他却始终无法利用她所制造的机会。

34. A shy man never had the courage to express his love to the woman he loved, let alone engage in love-making. However, she, who knows and loves him deeply, often creates opportunities for him to show his love, but he always fails to take advantage of the chances she has made for him.

35. 有一天晚上，他和她坐在公园的长椅上，他照例又是默默无语，她忍不住又制造机会对他暗示道：“据说一个男人的一条手臂的长度与一个女人的腰围相等，不知你相不相信？”“是真的吗？”他答道，“可惜我没有带一条绳子来量一量。”

35. One evening, they sat on a bench in the park, and as usual, he was silent. Unable to contain herself, she took the opportunity to hint at him, "They say that the length of a man's arm is equal to a woman's waistline. Do you believe that?" "Is that true?" he replied, "Too bad I didn't bring a rope to measure it."

36. 腼腆的小伙子初次同姑娘约会，可怎么也找不着话题。终于，他开始同姑娘交谈了：“您的母亲生活得怎么样？”“谢谢！她很好。”“父亲呢？”“也挺好。”

36. The shy young man was on his first date with the girl, but he couldn't seem to find any topics of conversation. Finally, he started to talk to her: "How is your mother doing?" "Thank you! She's doing well." "And your father?" "He's doing pretty well too."

37. 咸鱼总有翻身的一天，但翻身后还是咸鱼。

37. There will always be a day when the dried fish turns over, but even after turning over, it is still dried fish.

38. 公园里，一个小伙子和一个姑娘见面了。小伙子说：“你是我的太阳、我的月亮，你是星座里最亮的那颗星”。姑娘听了半天，忍不住道：“你这是向我求爱呢，还是在给我上天文课？”

38. In the park, a young man met a girl. The young man said, "You are my sun, my moon, the brightest star in the constellation." The girl listened for a while and couldn't help but say, "Are you proposing to me or giving me an astronomy lesson?"

39. 每天早上起床之后我都会默默地鼓励自己：连起床这么艰难的事你都做到了，接下来的一天还有什么能难倒你的！

39. Every morning after I wake up, I silently encourage myself: If you can do something as difficult as getting out of bed, what else could possibly stand in your way for the rest of the day!

40. “兄弟和姐妹呢？”“谢谢！他们都生活得不错。”小伙子又无话了。这时姑娘提醒他说：“我还有爷爷奶奶呢！你怎么不问了？”

40. "Where are the brothers and sisters?" "Thank you! They are all doing well." The young man fell silent again. At this point, the girl reminded him, "I still have my grandparents! Why didn't you ask about them?"

41. 如果你总是失望，那你应该反思一下，自己为啥要有那么多的希望。

41. If you are always disappointed, you should reflect on why you have so many expectations.

42. 刚毕业二十多岁，工资有点小差距没什么。心态放平，这样等到三十多岁工资差距越来越大的时候，你就慢慢习惯了。

42. Just graduated in your twenties, a small difference in salary is nothing. Keep a level head, and by the time you're in your thirties and the salary gap gets bigger and bigger, you'll slowly get used to it.

43. 理想就像内裤，要有，但不能逢人就去证明你有！

43. Ideals are like underwear; you should have them, but you don't need to show them off to everyone!

44. 只要心里有教室，哪里都逃不了课。

44. As long as there is a classroom in your heart, you can't escape from classes anywhere.

45. 晚上好想你，心情低落却不忘。

45. Good night, I miss you so much, feeling down but still remembering.

46. 不要在最美的年纪里一个劲儿的省钱，不然别人不仅会觉得你丑，还会觉得你穷。

46. Don't keep saving money all the time in the most beautiful years of your life, or else people will not only think you are ugly but also poor.

47. 当我说“随便”的时候，我的意思是：我懒得去想，也想不出好的，虽然是让你看着办，但你一定要想出我满意的才行。

47. When I say "I don't care," what I mean is: I'm too lazy to think about it or can't come up with anything good. Although I'm leaving it up to you, you must come up with something that satisfies me.

48. 女：“亲爱的，你看我穿的衣服漂亮吗？”男：“看见你的衣服，使我想起大海。”女：“你过奖了，我真有大海那么漂亮吗？”男：“每当我看见大海的时候，我便头晕目眩。”

48. Woman: "Dear, do you think the clothes I'm wearing are beautiful?" Man: "Seeing your clothes reminds me of the ocean." Woman: "You're flattering me, do I really look as beautiful as the ocean?" Man: "Every time I see the ocean, I feel dizzy."