在古老的商贾之路，一句句“买东卖西”的吆喝，仿佛穿越时空，回响在繁华市井。正是这简单的六个字，道尽了买卖的智慧与艺术。今天，让我们揭开这“买东卖西”的经纶奥秘，一探究竟。

On the ancient road of merchants, the calls of "buying east and selling west" seem to cross through time and space, echoing in the bustling city streets. It is precisely these simple six characters that encapsulate the wisdom and art of buying and selling. Today, let's unveil the mysteries of "buying east and selling west" and explore its essence.

1. 我爱你的时候，你打我骂我，我都忍了，我不爱你了，你再碰我试试。

1. When I loved you, I endured your hitting and scolding, but if I don't love you anymore, try touching me again and see.

2. 珍惜上天对你的每一种恩赐，即使是困难；珍惜人生路上的每一次相逢，哪怕是偶然。

2. Treasure every favor bestowed upon you by the heavens, even when it is difficult; cherish every encounter along the path of life, even if it is accidental.

3. 把所有平凡的事做好即不平常，把一切俭朴的事做对即不简略。

3. Making all ordinary things extraordinary is not ordinary, and doing all modest things correctly is not simplistic.

4. 办事处处顺，生活步步高，打牌场场胜，口味顿顿好，越活越年轻，越长越俊俏，家里出黄金，墙上长钞票。

4. Business runs smoothly, life improves step by step, wins every time at the card game, tastes are excellent every meal, grows younger by the day, and becomes more handsome as time goes by, wealth accumulates at home, and money grows on the walls.

5. 尘缘从来都如水，罕须泪，何尽一生情？莫多情，情伤己。

5. Dusty fate has always been like water, why should one shed tears so often, and exhaust one's entire life in love? Do not be overly emotional, for love can hurt oneself.

6. 如果你觉得我太讲道理，太强势，记得提醒我，让我知道在你眼里我还是个孩子。

6. If you feel that I am too reasonable and too assertive, remember to remind me, let me know that in your eyes, I'm still a child.

7. 一个人的寂寞，两个人的错，爱TA为何却要选择我？

7. A person's loneliness, the fault of two, why choose me to love someone when I love them?

8. 不是都实行男女平等了，凭什么哥就不能上女厕所。

8. Not everyone is practicing gender equality, so why can't my brother use the women's restroom?

9. 如花美眷，似水流年，回得了过去，回不了当初。

9. Like a flower's beauty, like flowing years, one can return to the past but not to the beginning.

10. 不好盲目跟随人家的思维，人家会说你就会跟别人学。

10. Don't blindly follow others' way of thinking; they might say you just copy others.

11. 一个人快活，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。

11. One person is happy, two people are living together, and three people make it a life-and-death struggle.

12. 楼主捉黄鳝，我在边上看，看着楼上踩在大便上，我把歌儿大声唱。

12. The thread starter is catching eels, and I'm watching from the side. Seeing the person on the upper floor stepping in feces, I sing the song loudly.

13. 不经历渣，怎么能出嫁，没有人能随随便便当妈。

13. How can one get married without experiencing difficulties, and no one can become a mother without facing challenges.

14. 总在不经意的年生。回首彼岸。纵然发现光景绵长。

14. Always in the unexpected years. Looking back to the other shore. Even though one finds that the scenery is long-lasting.

15. 我感觉你像两头猪，因为一头猪已经不能形容你的蠢。

15. I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig is already not enough to describe your foolishness.

16. 不好以为你自我很了不起，在我眼里你压根什么都不是。

16. Don't think you're self-important; in my eyes, you're nothing at all.

17. 推销员的驱动力越大，客户的反驱动力就越大。

17. The greater the motivation of the salesman, the greater the counter-motivation of the customer.

18. 感情之所以惨淡，是通常一个人在乞求，另一个人却不愿施舍。

18. The reason why the feelings are bleak is that usually one person is begging, while the other is unwilling to give.

19. 人生无非是笑笑人家，再被人家笑笑自己而已。

19. Life is merely about laughing at others, and then being laughed at by others in return.

20. 当你做对的时候，没有人会记得；当你做错的时候，连呼吸都是错！

20. When you do things right, no one remembers; when you do things wrong, even your breathing is wrong!

21. 有一种崩溃叫做密码输入有误，有一种惊慌叫做账号异地登录，有一种感情叫做隐身对其可见，有一种误会叫做人机离线，有一种失落叫做你没有访问权限！

21. There is a kind of collapse called incorrect password input, there is a kind of panic called account login from a different location, there is a kind of feeling called being invisible yet visible to them, there is a kind of misunderstanding called human-computer offline, and there is a kind of disappointment called you do not have access privileges!

22. 成年做成年的事，订婚时做分手的事，刚恋爱做结婚的事，结婚时做再婚的事。

22. Do the things adults do at adulthood, the things to do when engaged at the time of separation, the things to do when just in love at the time of marriage, and the things to do when married at the time of remarriage.

23. 拒绝是交易的开始。销售是一个整存整取的游戏。每次客户拒绝，都是在帮你省钱。

23. Refusal is the beginning of a transaction. Sales is a game of depositing and withdrawing. Every time a customer refuses, it's actually saving you money.

24. 如果你活着，早晚都会死；如果你死了，你就永远活着。

24. If you are alive, you will eventually die; if you are dead, you will live forever.

25. 也许不专一的天性太明显，才会被人家批评优柔寡断。。

25. Perhaps the obvious nature of inconsistency is what leads people to criticize him as indecisive.

26. 进门就告诉潜在客户你想做什么，然后一发现购买信号就出击成交。

26. As soon as you enter, tell the potential customer what you intend to do, and then strike a deal as soon as you spot a purchase signal.

27. 静水流深，沧笙踏歌；三生阴晴圆缺，一朝悲欢离合。

27. The still water runs deep, the ancient bamboo flute plays a song; the three lives see the rise and fall of the moon, and in one moment, joy and sorrow, separation and reunion.

28. 如果我的电话打扰了你，给个回应，然后挂掉。我真的不想再用疑惑来烦你了。

28. If my phone call disturbs you, give a response and then hang up. I really don't want to bother you with doubts any longer.

29. 闪动的泪光在勉强为你送别，愁绪和无声在面前分界。我拆开地图看你的归宿点，不料遗落的正是那伤心一页。

29. The twinkling tears are reluctantly bidding you farewell, sorrow and silence dividing before me. I unfold the map to find your destination, only to find that the lost page is the one that brings heartache.

30. 距离是一种无形的障碍，威胁着分隔两地的情感。

30. Distance is an invisible barrier that threatens the emotions separated by it.

31. 未成年做成年的事，订婚时做分手的事，刚恋爱做结婚的事，结婚时做再婚的事。

31. Do the things adults do as a minor, the things to do when breaking up during engagement, the things to do when just dating as if getting married, and the things to do when actually getting married as if remarrying.

32. 我喜欢听音乐，总是单曲轮回，听到厌烦，然后再删掉。

32. I like to listen to music, usually on repeat, until I get tired of it, and then delete it.

33. 我不会眼睁睁地看着你往火坑里跳，我会闭上眼睛的。

33. I won't just stand by and watch you jump into the fire pit; I will close my eyes.

34. 学会了与人分享爱，还必须学会不要紧捉着所爱不放，最伟大的爱就是做些对所爱的人，最有利的事，即使那会令你心疼。

34. Having learned to share love with others, one must also learn not to tightly cling to the beloved. The greatest love is to do what is most beneficial for the loved one, even if it causes you pain.

35. 那些以前说着永不分离的人，早已经散落在天涯了。

35. Those who once said they would never part have long since scattered to the four corners of the world.

36. 逃避不一定躲的过，面对不一定最难过，孤单不一定不快乐，得到不一定能长久，失去不一定不再拥有。你可能因为某个理由而伤心难过，但你却能找个理由让自己快乐。

36. Running away is not always a way to avoid problems, facing them is not necessarily the most painful, being alone is not necessarily unhappy, gaining something is not always long-lasting, and losing something is not always a loss of ownership. You may be sad and upset for some reason, but you can always find a reason to be happy.

37. 我像梧桐叶在风雪中怨谁？一片落叶是一个痛楚的轮回。我凋零在秋季却不敢作声，只有悄悄在落泪。

37. Like a wutong leaf complaining in the wind and snow, who should I blame? A falling leaf is a painful cycle. I wither in autumn yet dare not make a sound, only weeping silently.

38. 世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死，而是马上考试了，别人在复习，自己却在预习。更悲剧的是，人家预习都过了，你复习了却没过。

38. The greatest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when the exam is about to start, others are reviewing, while you are previewing. More tragically, when others have finished previewing, you have reviewed but still failed.

39. 说我偶尔的小错误；没关系因为我比你更在乎这个小错误。

39. Talk about my occasional little mistakes; it's fine because I care about this little mistake more than you do.

40. 不管多大岁数的人类成员，在钱面前，一概年轻。

40. No matter what age a human member is, in the face of money, they are all young.

41. 有屁不放，憋坏心脏；没屁硬挤，锻炼身体；我要放屁，大家注意，屁声一响，大家鼓掌！

41. Holding in gas can harm your heart; forcing out gas can exercise your body; I'm going to pass gas, everyone pay attention, when the sound of gas is heard, everyone should clap!

42. 姐不是不敢踹你，姐只是怕脏了姐脚上的耐克。

42. I'm not afraid to kick you, I'm just worried about dirtying my Nike shoes on my feet.