：沉默，有时是力量的象征，有时却是伤害的利器。在这本中，我们将揭开沉默背后的秘密，探寻如何在关键时刻用沉默击溃对方，守护自己的尊严。

Silence, sometimes a symbol of strength, and sometimes a weapon of harm. In this book, we will uncover the secrets behind silence, and explore how to use silence to defeat the opponent at crucial moments and protect one's dignity.

1. 年年打工年年愁，天天加班像只猴；加班加点无报酬，天天挨骂无理由。

1. Year after year, working hard brings only worry; every day working overtime feels like being a monkey; extra work without pay, and constant骂 without reason.

2. 与其抱残守缺，太多幻想，不如收获一份更加成熟的内心！

2. Rather than clinging to the old and harboring too many illusions, it's better to cultivate a more mature inner self!

3. 水在流，鱼在游，爱你不需要理由;风在吹，雨在下，很想抱你亲一下;天有情，地有情，浪漫一下行不行

3. Water flows, fish swim, loving you needs no reason; the wind blows, rain falls, I really want to hug and kiss you; heaven has feelings, the earth has feelings, can we be romantic for a moment?

4. 春眠不洗脚，处处蚊子咬。夜来香港脚，臭得不得了。

4. In spring, I sleep without washing my feet, and everywhere there are mosquitoes biting. Last night, I had a Hong Kong foot, and it was incredibly smelly.

5. 他还装B勒，你直接可以视他如粪土。 些类人我看在学校也没得几个朋友，你恨他也只是你对他的收态问题，建意你多看点哲学的东西，和一些关于人迹交往的书集，可能你会不那么恨他。

5. He acts like a big shot, and you can treat him like dirt directly. People like him, I think, don't have many friends in school either. Your hatred for him is just a matter of your attitude towards him. I suggest you read more philosophy and some books on interpersonal relationships, which might make you less hate him.

6. 你甚至不知道什么是蔬菜，直到你被插入花盆。

6. You didn't even know what vegetables were until you were planted in the pot.

7. 最近你很坏，总想捞外快，老婆你不爱，天天找姨太，虽然你很帅，却是残花败，床下慷而慨，床上很无奈。

7. Lately, you've been quite bad, always seeking easy money. You don't love your wife and spend every day with mistresses. Though you're handsome, you're like a fading flower, generous under the bed but feeling helpless on the bed.

8. 我对你的思念如酒，浓香醇厚，我对你的爱恋如糖，丰润香甜，我对你的祝福如蜜，清香绵远，把数不尽的幸福都给你。

8. My thoughts of you are like wine, rich and mellow; my affection for you is like sugar, abundant and sweet; my blessings for you are like honey, fragrant and lasting. I give you countless blessings of happiness.

9. 日照香炉生紫烟，李白来到烤鸭店。口水直流三千尺，一摸口袋没带钱。

9. The sun shines on the Fragrant Furnace Mountain, producing purple smoke, and Li Bai arrives at the roast duck restaurant. Saliva flows three thousand feet, but when he feels his pocket, he realizes he didn't bring any money.

10. 不要离我那么远，谁能保证你会活到某一天。

10. Don't keep your distance from me so much, who can guarantee that you will live to see another day.

11. 你看起来左边是傻逼，右边是傻子，上面是猪，

11. You look like the left side is an idiot, the right side is a fool, and above is a pig.

12. XX学校，星光灿烂，走进一看，破破烂烂，十个老师，九个笨蛋，还有一个，精神错乱或者，太阳当空照，花儿微微笑，小鸟说，早早早，可是你为什么背上炸药包，我要炸学校，老师不知道，一拉线儿，我就跑。轰地一声学校炸飞了。

12. XX School, filled with twinkling stars, upon closer inspection, it is dilapidated. Ten teachers, nine are idiots, and the other one is either mentally unstable or something. The sun shines brightly, flowers smile gently, and birds sing, "Early, early," but why do you carry a bomb on your back? I want to blow up the school. The teachers don't know it; I pull the string, and I run. With a loud explosion, the school is blown up into pieces.

13. 3某公厕 对联 ：天下英雄豪杰，到此无不低头屈膝;世间贞女节妇，进来纷纷解带宽裙;横批：天地正气

13. 3 A Public Toilet Couplet: All heroes and talents bow their heads and kowtow here; All virtuous women and loyal wives unfasten their belts and skirts as they enter; Horizontal Banner: The Righteousness of the Heavens and Earth

14. 乾隆以“毒”攻“毒”，故意将“功夫”、“翰林”、“通判”写作“夫功”、“林翰”、“判通”，这位翰林满面羞愧，灰溜溜地去了江南。

14. Qianlong used "poison" to counter "poison" by deliberately writing "功夫" (skill) as "夫功", "翰林" as "林翰", and "通判" as "判通". This scholar was so ashamed that he left in a dejected manner to Jiangnan.

15. 信不信由你，我把你拍在墙上，拿不下来。

15. Believe it or not, I've got you pinned against the wall and can't let you go.

16. 跟着走的顺口溜:跑的顺口溜

17. 走过南的闯过北的，游过山玩过水的，留过学访过美的，还有火车道上压过脚的，都过来看一看吧，还有开车加油的，开飞机撞大楼的，不要错过机会喽。什么折腾高折腾低，折腾猫跟狗的，没事拎着鸟笼子到处走的，都看看吧。这牛筋梳可真牛哟。

16. Catchy phrase to follow: Running catchy phrase. 17. Those who have ventured south and north, those who have wandered mountains and played by the water, those who have studied abroad and visited the beautiful places, and those who have stepped on the tracks, come and take a look. There are also those who add fuel to the car, those who crash planes into buildings, don't miss the opportunity. What's the hassle of high and low, what's the hassle of cats and dogs, those who walk around with a birdcage in their hands all the time, take a look. This tough comb is really awesome.

18. 4祝你：致富踏上万宝路;事业登上红塔山;情人赛过阿诗玛;财源遍步大中华!

18. 4 Wish you: wealth on the path of Camel; career to the top of Hongta; your lover surpasses Aishima; and wealth scattered throughout the Great China!

19. 女孩不知所以，心中困惑，但也只有站在旁边一言不发，不耐烦地等待着。

19. The girl was puzzled and confused, but she could only stand there silently, impatiently waiting.

20. 12胃亏酒，肠亏肉，十二指肠亏罐头，气管亏的万宝路。

20. 12. Stomach lacks wine, intestines lack meat, duodenum lacks canned goods, and trachea lacks Marlboro.

21. 6想起当年俺们宿舍一哥们抢别人的包子吃，边吃边说：就这玩意儿，只配塞屁股。

21.6 Remember back when one of our dorm roommates snatched someone else's steamed bun to eat, saying as he ate it, "This stuff is only good for shoving up your ass."

22. 众士子先是哈哈大笑，继而哭笑不得，最后呆如木鸡。李调元含笑不语，扬长而去。

22. The scholars first laughed heartily, then found themselves unable to laugh or cry, and finally stood there like wooden chickens. Li diaoyuan smiled but said nothing, and walked away with a flourish.

23. 10要想一天不安宁，你就请客吃饭;要想一年不安宁，你就买车买房;要想一辈子不安宁，你就找个小情儿。

23. If you want to be restless for a day, throw a dinner party; if you want to be restless for a year, buy a car and a house; if you want to be restless for a lifetime, find a little lover.

24. 装可爱可以瞬间解决人口膨胀的问题。

24. Acting cute can instantly solve the problem of population explosion.

25. 山前梅鹿山后狼，狼鹿结拜在山岗；狼有难来鹿答救，鹿有难来狼躲藏；箭射乌鸦蓬头起，箭头落在狼身上；劝君交友需谨慎，千万莫交无意郎。 赵钱孙李，周吴郑王，冯陈楚魏，切糕沾白糖 床前明月光，疑是地上霜。

25. Before the mountain, there are deers; behind the mountain, there are wolves; the wolves and deers swear brotherhood on the hill. When the wolves are in trouble, the deers come to save them; when the deers are in trouble, the wolves hide. An arrow is shot at a crow with a wild hair, and the arrowhead lands on the wolf. I advise you to be cautious in making friends, and never befriend someone without intention. Zhao Qian Sun Li, Zhou Wu Zheng Wang, Feng Chen Chu Wei, sweet cake dipped in white sugar. Moonlight in front of the bed, looking like frost on the ground.

26. 风在每秒钟内所移动的距离风速，其口诀是“从一直到九，乘2各级有”。意思是：从一级到九级风，各级分别乘2，就大致可得出该风的速度。

26. The distance the wind moves in every second is called wind speed. The mnemonic for this is "From one to nine, multiply by two at each level." This means: For wind speeds from level one to level nine, multiplying each level by two gives a rough estimate of the wind speed.

27. 7只有在大排长龙时，才能真正体会到我们是龙的传人。

27. 7 It is only when we are in long queues that we truly realize that we are the descendants of the dragon.

28. 最有趣的数一首讽刺一些所谓的诗人的打油诗：

28. A humorous poem satirizing some so-called poets:

29. 这与希腊文化中对蓄奴的辩护，有异曲同工之妙。

29. This is analogous to the defense of slavery in Greek culture.

30. 等与不等，我都等了，在与不在乎，我都已经在乎了，剩下的，靠命运吧；你还未归，我怎敢老去。

30. Whether it's equal or unequal, I have already waited. Whether it matters or not, I have already cared. What remains is left to fate; if you have not returned, how can I dare to grow old?

31. X X学习顶呱呱，老师家访找他妈。

31. XX is a top student, the teacher visits home to see her mother.

32. 看到你的表情，就觉得你爸妈造你的时候不认真。

32. Seeing your expression, I feel that your parents weren't serious when they made you.

33. 唐 杜牧

33. Tang Dynasty, Du Mu

34. 四大倒霉事：买个皮鞋没有底，买个茶壶没有嘴，牵个骡子不上套，想打电话没信号。

34. The four misfortunes: bought a pair of leather shoes without soles, bought a teapot without a spout, led a donkey without a harness, and wanted to make a phone call but had no signal.

35. 动物穿上衣服后会变成人。你一穿上它们就会变成动物。

35. Animals will turn into humans when they wear clothes. As soon as you put them on, they will transform into animals.

36. 你一转身吓一排教学楼。你一转身，滑坡，水倒流。你转身，哈雷彗星撞地球。你转过身，姚明在打乒乓球。

36. You turn around and scare a row of teaching buildings. You turn around, and there's a landslide, water receding. You turn around, and Halley's Comet is crashing into Earth. You turn around, and Yao Ming is playing table tennis.

37. 风速就是风的前进速度。相邻两地间的气压差愈大，空气流动越快，风速越大，风的力量自然也就大。所以通常都是以风力来表示风的大小。风速的单位用每秒多少米或每小时多少公里来表示。而发布天气预报时，大都用得是风力等级。风力的级数是怎样定出来的呢？

37. Wind speed refers to the forward speed of the wind. The greater the pressure difference between two adjacent locations, the faster the air flow, the stronger the wind speed, and the greater the wind's force. Therefore, wind strength is usually expressed in terms of wind force. The unit of wind speed is meters per second or kilometers per hour. When issuing weather forecasts, wind force levels are commonly used. How are wind force levels determined?

38. 上午是你说我我说你，中午是你吃我我吃你，下午是你赢我我赢你，晚上是你搂我我搂你

38. In the morning, it's a back-and-forth between you and me, at noon it's about you eating me and me eating you, in the afternoon it's a competition of who wins, and at night it's about you hugging me and me hugging you.

39. 一看试卷，两眼无神，三思不解，四肢无力，五脏俱焚，六神无主，七窍生烟，八面受敌，九死一生，十分痛苦。

39. Upon glancing at the exam paper, one's eyes lack luster, after much thought, there is no solution, the limbs feel weak, all five internal organs are in turmoil, the six spirits are disoriented, the seven orifices are filled with smoke, attacked from all sides, hovering between life and death, experiencing extreme pain.

40. 背叛是男人的血统，博爱是男人的宣言，自由是男人的口头禅，见异思迁是男人的风尚。

40. Betrayal is in a man's bloodline, universal love is a man's declaration, freedom is a man's catchphrase, and fickleness is a man's fashion.

41. 道德三皇五帝，功名夏侯商周，五霸七雄闹春秋，顷刻兴亡过手，

41. The Three Emperors and Five Emperors in moral values, the Xia, Hou, Shang, and Zhou in fame and glory, the Five Hegemons and Seven Powers causing chaos in the Spring and Autumn period, the rise and fall pass in a flash.

42. 上帝是公平的。如果他给你一个很丑的样子，他一定会给你一个很低的智商，以免让你显得不协调。

42. God is fair. If He gives you an ugly appearance, He will definitely give you a low IQ, in order to prevent you from looking unbalanced.

43. 小时候是理想，年青时是梦想，中年时是妄想，老年时是回想。

43. In childhood, it's an ideal; in youth, a dream; in middle age, a delusion; and in old age, a memory.

44. 12男人与狗：男人二十像哈巴狗，甜言蜜语常在口，三十像看门狗，烧饭洗衣最拿手。

44. 12 Men and Dogs: At twenty, a man behaves like a lapdog, always spouting sweet nothings; at thirty, he is like a watchdog, excelling at cooking and laundry.

45. 他还写情书，我看是五大狼吃药=吃不吃都得死，会有女孩子喜欢他，那肯定是吃猪油多雾眼了。

45. He also wrote love letters, which I think is like five wolves taking medicine = whether they take it or not, they will die. There could be girls who like him, but that would definitely be because they have too much lard and are blind as a bat.

46. 碰见老板低着头，发了工资摇摇头；到了月尾就发愁，不知何年才出头

46. Saw the boss with a head bowed, shook his head after receiving the salary; At the end of the month he was worried, not knowing when he would see the light at the end of the tunnel.

47. 我不想知道你生病了。别这么明显好吗？

47. I don't want to know you're sick. Can't you be less obvious, please?

48. 出差切记:身体不要太累，面容不要憔悴，吃饭不要喝醉，买礼物不要嫌贵，花钱不要心碎，见到mm要后退!

48. Business travel reminder: Don't overwork your body, don't look tired, don't get drunk while eating, don't complain about the price of gifts, don't break your heart while spending money, and step back when you see a "mm" (a term of endearment for a young woman)!

49. 床前明月光，小偷爬进窗。打开保险柜，钞票一张张。

49. Bright moonlight in front of the bed, the thief climbs in through the window. Opens the safe, stacks of money one by one.

50. 没事看看二人转，幸福梅花二度开，聆听美好二重奏，发了工资拿双份，不用做事两头闲，出门潇洒走两步，人人都说，你很二！

50. Enjoy the crosstalk whenever you have time, happiness blooms twice with plum blossoms, listen to the beautiful duet, receive double pay when you get your salary, idle with nothing to do on both ends, stroll carefree with a few steps outside, everyone says, you're quite a character!

51. 虽然你不是懦夫，但你是他的祖先。

51. Although you are not a coward, you are his ancestor.

52. 都说这里环境好，蟑螂蚂蚁四处跑 ；都说这里领班帅，个个平头像锅盖。

52. They all say the environment here is great, with cockroaches and ants scurrying around; they all say the supervisors are handsome, with flat heads like lids.

53. 你以为自己是多余的，其实你真是多余！

53. You think you're unnecessary, but in fact, you truly are unnecessary!

54. 跟着走的顺口溜:一至十二级风顺口溜

55. 一级轻烟随风偏；二级清风吹脸；叶动红旗展；四级枝摇飞纸片；五级小树随风摇。师傅与徒弟幽默话题。

54. Chant for following along: Chant for wind levels 1 to 12 55. Level 1: Light smoke blown by the wind; Level 2: Gentle breeze on the face; Leaves move, red flags unfold; Level 4: Branches sway, paper pieces fly; Level 5: Small trees sway with the wind. Humorous topics between master and apprentice.

56. 无论子女美与丑，善与恶，聪明与愚钝，富裕与贫穷，在母亲的眼中，都是心肝宝zhidao贝。

56. No matter how beautiful or ugly, good or bad, intelligent or foolish, rich or poor their children may be, in the eyes of a mother, they are all precious gems.

57. 四到九级在级数上减去2再乘3，就得到相应级别的风速。十至十二级的风速算法是一样的，十级风速是27米/秒，在此基础上加4得十一级风速31米/秒，再加4得十二级风速35米/秒。

57. For wind levels 4 to 9, subtract 2 from the level and then multiply by 3 to obtain the corresponding wind speed. The wind speed calculation for levels 10 to 12 is the same. The wind speed for level 10 is 27 meters per second, and by adding 4, the wind speed for level 11 is 31 meters per second. Adding another 4 results in a wind speed of 35 meters per second for level 12.

58. 如果你的丑可以发电，全世界的核电站都可以关闭。

58. If your ugliness could generate electricity, all nuclear power plants in the world could be shut down.

59. 唯有尊敬所有人等，才不会错失学道的因缘。——星云大师《这世界无处不美》

59. Only by respecting everyone can one avoid missing the opportunities to learn the path of the Tao. — Master Hsing Yun, "This World is Full of Beauty"

60. 四到九级不难算，级数减二乘个三。十到十二不多见，牢记十级就好办。十级风速二十七，每加四来多一级。即：一级风的风速等于1米/秒，二级风的风速等于2米/秒。风的风级上加1，其风速等于4米/秒。

60. It's not hard to calculate from the fourth to the ninth level, subtract two and then multiply by three. The levels from ten to twelve are not often seen; just remember that the tenth level is easy to handle. The wind speed for the tenth level is 27 m/s, and the wind speed increases by 4 m/s for every level above it. That is: the wind speed of level one is equal to 1 m/s, and the wind speed of level two is equal to 2 m/s. If you increase the wind level by one, the wind speed is equal to 4 m/s.

61. 大雁倒有回来日，死去亡魂不回归！太阳一出红似火 二八佳人把胭脂抹 越抹越红 越红越抹。

61. Geese have a day to return, but the souls of the departed do not return! The sun rises as red as fire, and the young beauty applies her rouge. The more she applies, the redder it becomes, and the redder, the more she applies.

62. 我电脑里有300多张你妈妈的照片。

62. I have over 300 photos of your mom on my computer.

63. 你没考180，你哥考了249。

63. You didn't score 180, but your brother scored 249.

64. 10世纪和21世纪非常危险。回到你的侏罗纪。

64. The 10th century and the 21st century are very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic era.

65. 伏法朝朝忧闷，强梁夜夜欢歌，损人利己骑马骡，正直公停挨饿，

65. Every morning brings worry, every night is filled with joyous songs, those who harm others for their own benefit ride horses and mules, while the upright and honest stand by and starve.

66. 锄禾日当午，地雷埋下土。你娃挖地雷，炸成二百五。

66. The sun is high in the sky as the farmer plows; mines are buried in the earth. If you dig for mines, you'll blow up to be a 'two-five' (a colloquial way to describe someone who is a bit foolish or clumsy).

67. 2你是那天上的乌鸦前面飞，我是那地上的毛狗跟着追;你是那海里的螃蟹横起爬，我是地上的豌豆跟着追!

67. 2 You are the crow flying in front of the sky, and I am the furry dog chasing on the ground; you are the crab crawling sideways in the sea, and I am the pea chasing on the ground!

68. 你逗，你逗，你真逗;人比黄瓜瘦，没有三两肉;皮比城墙厚，子弹打不透;学会翻跟斗，翻进坑里头。

68. You're funny, you're so funny; thinner than a cucumber, no meat at all; the skin is thicker than the city wall, bullets can't penetrate; learn to do somersaults, and you'll end up in a hole.

69. 朝辞白帝彩云间，某人坐在小河边。小李飞刀一瞬间，某人变成小/太/监。（某人请自动换为你所要骂的人）

69. Bidding farewell to Baishui at the彩clouds, someone sits by the small riverbank. Xiao Li's flying knife strikes in an instant, someone turns into a/young/prime/minister. (Please replace "someone" with the person you wish to scold.)

70. 世界很大，你却缺少那一片胸怀。

70. The world is vast, yet you lack that piece of breadth.

71. 青石几行名姓，北邙无数荒丘，前人播种后人收，说甚龙争虎斗。

71. Inscriptions on the ancient grey stones bear names and surnames, endless barren mounds on the northern Mount Mang, the seeds sown by ancestors are reaped by descendants, what is all the talk of dragons fighting tigers?

72. 人家捞，你不捞，老婆说你是草包;人家赌，你不赌，背后说你二百五;人家嫖，你不嫖，大伙一起造你谣。

72. If others are making a profit and you're not, your wife will call you a dummy; if others are gambling and you're not, they'll call you a fool behind your back; if others are prostituting and you're not, they'll all join in spreading rumors about you.

73. 想多了，就老了。 睡多了 就死了。

73. Worry too much, and you'll grow old. Sleep too much, and you'll die.

74. 锄禾日当午，地雷埋下土。你娃挖地雷，炸成二/百/五。

74. The farmer works in the fields at noon, landmines are buried in the soil. You dig up the landmines, and they explode into two/hundred/five.

75. 生命中有你，日子便充满无限生机；一路上有你，还怕什么电闪雷击；只因为有你，快乐与满足时刻洋溢；如果没有你，那么好的猪食该喂谁去？

75. With you in my life, every day is brimming with endless vitality; with you by my side, what could I fear from lightning and thunderstorms; it's because of you that joy and contentment overflow at every moment; if not for you, who should I feed the good pig feed to?

76. 酒不醉人人自醉，他人清醒我独醉，借酒壮胆敢犯罪。

76. Wine does not make others drunk, only I get drunk; while others are sober, I am the only one drunk. Drunk on wine, I dare to commit crimes.

77. 请不要把我对你的包容当成你无耻的资本。

77. Do not take my tolerance for you as your capital of shamelessness.

78. 野草闲花遍地愁，龙争虎斗几时休，抬头吴越楚，再看梁唐晋汉周！

78. Wild grass and scattered flowers everywhere bring sorrow, the dragon and tiger struggle when will it end? Look up to the lands of Wu, Yue, Chu, and then gaze upon the periods of Liang, Tang, Jin, Han, and Zhou!

79. 前清才子李调元也是位打油的高手。据云，李在任两江主考期间，众士子不服，与李吟诗联对。比到最后以麻雀为题，各人吟一首诗。李不假思索，吟出二首打油诗。其一云：

79. The Qing Dynasty scholar Li Tiaoyuan was also a master of quatrains. It is said that during his tenure as the main examiner of the Jiangxi and Jiangnan provinces, the scholars were dissatisfied with him and challenged him to a poetic couplet. In the end, the topic was "sparrows," and each person recited a poem. Li, without hesitation, recited two quatrains. One of them went like this:

80. 人家拿枪你拿棍，人家吃饭你捡粒儿，人家吃鱼你吃刺儿，人家拉屎你闻味儿!

80. While others wield guns and you hold a stick, while others eat and you pick up bits, while others dine on fish and you eat the bones, while others defecate and you smell the stench!

81. 你是黄瓜，你欠它的。你媳妇是个螺丝钉，所以她需要被拧。

81. You are a cucumber, you owe it. Your wife is a screw, so she needs to be tightened.

82. 睡多了 就死了。

82. Too much sleep and you'll die.

83. 李白乘舟不给钱，船夫一脚踢下船。桃花滩水深千尺，不知李白死没死。

83. Li Bai sailed a boat without paying, and the boatman kicked him off the boat. The Peach Blossom Beach is deep as a thousand feet, but it is unknown if Li Bai is dead or not.

84. 阁下是天生的灵感！

84. You are naturally inspired!

85. 山外青山楼外楼，你不爱我我不愁。世上美女到处有，她会比你更温柔!

85. Beyond the mountains, there are mountains, beyond the buildings, there are buildings; if you don't love me, I'm not worried. Beautiful women are everywhere, and she will be more gentle than you!

86. 任何人工智能都比不上你这个天生的傻瓜。

86. No artificial intelligence can compare to you, this natural fool.

87. 春眠不觉晓，处处蚊子咬。夜来大狗熊，谁也跑不了。

87. In spring, one sleeps soundly without realizing the dawn, everywhere are mosquito bites. Last night, the big bear came, and no one could escape.