1. 事实证明，感情经得起风雨，却经不起平淡;友情经得起平淡，却经不起风雨。

1. It has been proven that emotions can withstand storms, but not the mundane; friendship can endure the mundane, but not the storms.

2. 我不能做到让所有人都满意，因为不是所有人都是人。

2. I cannot satisfy everyone, because not everyone is a human being.

3. 公司逐利没问题，都是要赚钱吃饭的，谁也不想落个倒闭的下场。但如果在捞金的时候没有底线，造成客户和员工的严重损失、社会上的恶劣影响，可就是“吃相难看”了。

3. It's fine for a company to seek profits, as everyone needs to make a living and no one wants to end up going bankrupt. However, if there is no bottom line in the pursuit of wealth, causing serious losses to customers and employees and having a negative impact on society, then it would indeed be a "disgraceful" act.

4. 漂亮的女人像是放在展柜里的工艺品，欣赏的人很多，但买下的人只能一个人。

4. Beautiful women are like exquisite handicrafts placed in display cases, with many people admiring them, but only one person can purchase them.

5. 匆匆走?别!冲冲再走!

5. Hurry away? No! Run a little more before you go!

6. 不同的单位，有着不同的工作要求、行为习惯，不知道何时起，有人将这些习惯称之为“企业文化”，一下子变得“高大上”。然后，有些“企业文化”却让人感觉很奇怪，与“高大上”没有关联，甚至很LOW，有的甚至是违法的。今天和大家说些比较奇葩的企业文化。

6. Different units have different work requirements and behavioral habits. Sometime ago, someone started calling these habits "corporate culture," and suddenly they became "high and mighty." However, some "corporate cultures" feel quite strange, disconnected from the "high and mighty" image, and even very low, some of which are even illegal. Today, I want to share with you some rather peculiar corporate cultures.

7. 请您”方便”后一定要：洗刷刷洗刷刷，洗刷刷洗刷刷。

7. After you are "convenient," please remember to: Wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash.

8. 您瞅准了，按这里冲。一般人我不告诉他。

8. You've got it right, press here to go. I don't tell this to just anyone.

9. 干干净净牌冲刷器，用过就知道。

9. Clean and tidy brush, you'll know after using it.

10. ③我们公司刚处于起步阶段，待遇可能不是最好的，但未来可期。

10. ③ Our company is just in the starting phase, and the benefits may not be the best, but there is a promising future ahead.

11. 大环境，小环境，干净才有好心情。

11. The big environment, the small environment, cleanliness brings good mood.

12. 男人赚钱后想和老婆离婚，男人赚不到钱老婆想和他离婚。

12. When a man earns money, he wants to divorce his wife; when a man can't earn money, his wife wants to divorce him.

13. 天时不如地利,地利不如人和,人和不如钱多。

13. Favorable timing is not as good as favorable geography, favorable geography is not as good as harmonious people, and harmonious people are not as good as having plenty of money.

14. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光。

14. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, for that is because there is sunlight behind you.

15. 阁下惜用各设备，公厕不体不污秽。

15. You are sparing in the use of equipment, the public toilet is not unseemly and dirty.

16. ②不要问能拿多少钱，先问问自己能给公司付出多少？

16. ②Don't ask how much money you can make, first ask yourself how much you can contribute to the company.

17. 九年义务 教育 只教会你装逼吗 是你混好了，还是TM我老了!

17. Compulsory nine-year education only teaches you to act snobbish? Is it because you've done well, or is it because I'm getting old, you bastards!

18. 小时候总感觉睡觉是多么浪费时间，长大后才发现能睡个好觉是一件多么奢侈的事情。

18. When I was young, I always felt that sleeping was such a waste of time, but as I grew older, I realized how luxurious it is to have a good night's sleep.

19. 今天，你冲了吗?

19. Have you washed your hair today?

20. 谁按谁精神，您瞅准了，就按这里。

20. Whose spirit you follow, if you've got your eyes set on it, press here.

21. 轻松一冲大家轻松。

21. A simple flush and everyone is relaxed.

22. 三民家商大家庭，爱惜公厕不後悔。

22. The Sanmin family business group cherishes the public toilet without regret.

23. 精神文明和环境文明一手抓。

23. Both spiritual civilization and environmental civilization should be developed simultaneously.

24. 马桶不是大胃王，吞了异物会抓狂。

24. The toilet is not a glutton; it will go crazy if it swallows a foreign object.

25. 在这个连上厕所都要钱的年代里，没有什么不可能的。

25. In an era where even using the toilet costs money, nothing is impossible.

26. 能源属于大家，呵护需要你我。

26. Energy belongs to all of us, and its protection requires our joint efforts.

27. 我虽然做不了有钱人的后代，但我一定要做有钱人的祖宗。

27. Although I cannot be the descendant of a wealthy person, I must definitely be the ancestor of one.

28. 如果你不给别人方便，你将不能”方便”。

28. If you don't make it convenient for others, you won't be able to enjoy convenience yourself.

29. 女生收到不感兴趣的男生吹牛的时候，及时的力挽狂澜!

29. When a girl receives boasting from a boy she's not interested in, act swiftly to turn the tide!

30. 做女人要有骨气，要么恋爱到结婚，要么骄傲做单身，同意的挺下。

30. To be a woman, one must have backbone; either fall in love and get married, or be proud to be single. Those who agree, please nod.

31. 我开始厌恶这个患得患失忽冷忽热拼尽全力去逞强的自己。

31. I began to detest this self who is always apprehensive, cold one moment and hot the next, and tries with all my might to show off.

32. 起身冲一冲，大家都轻松。

32. Stand up and stretch a bit, and everyone will feel more relaxed.

33. 向前一小步，文明一大步。

33. A small step forward, a big step for civilization.

34. 有一次用语音报数的电子称称体重，我站上去的时候，它说："请大家排好队，一个一个上。"

34. On one occasion, I used an electronic scale that reported weight by voice to weigh myself. When I stepped onto it, it said, "Please line up and go one by one."

35. 最雷人的厕所标语

35. The Most Shocking Bathroom Sign

36. 世人总是为三样东西烦恼： 职场 励志曾拥有的，如今拥有的，以及想要拥有的。

36. People are always troubled by three things: the workplace, the motivation of what they once had, what they currently have, and what they wish to have.

37. 工作任务短期内比较重或者自己效率问题导致的加班也就算了，但鼓励有事没事都留下来的加班文化真的无用又烦人。这类公司不知有没有意识到，加班假象的背后是员工正常上班时间的消极怠工和公司资源的长期占用、浪费，“养生式加班”谁不会？

37. It's fine if the workload is heavy in the short term or if overtime is due to personal efficiency issues, but the culture of encouraging everyone to stay late for no reason is both useless and annoying. Such companies may not realize that behind the illusion of overtime is the negative idleness of employees during normal working hours and the long-term occupation and waste of company resources, "health-preserving overtime" is something that anyone can do?

38. 表问我为什么每天都是六菜一汤，其实也没什么，就是有钱，就是任性!

38. Ask me why I always have six dishes and one soup every day, actually, there's nothing special about it, it's just that I have money, and I can be任性 (impetuous)!

39. 女人真奇怪，不该知道的事，她们全知道;该知道的事，她们反而不知道。

39. Women are really strange; they know everything they shouldn't know, and they don't know what they should know.

40. 你最美 她化了妆也没有你化成灰好看。

40. You are the most beautiful, even when she's made up, she's not as beautiful as you turned to ashes.

41. 握紧枪兄弟，别发抖。

41. Hold tight, brothers, don't tremble.

42. 当一个男的对你不再啰嗦了 说话有水平了 恭喜你 你已经失去他了。

42. When a man stops being nagging to you and speaks with sophistication, congrats, you have already lost him.

43. 您信他，他就是真理!你爱他，他就是上帝!你不爱她，她连狗屁都不如!

43. You believe in him, he is the truth! You love him, he is God! If you don't love her, she is not even worth a fart!

44. 结婚就是给自由穿件棉衣，活动起来不方便，但会很温暖。

44. Marriage is like wrapping freedom in a cotton coat, which is not very convenient to move around in, but it will be very warm.

45. 按下了，不一般，我喜欢。

45. Pressed it, not ordinary, I like it.