当一张“笑到崩溃”的图片闯入眼帘，那一句句笑到喷泪的台词，瞬间点燃了整个屏幕的欢乐气氛。在这篇文章中，我们将跟随这些欢声笑语，一起探寻那些让人捧腹大笑的瞬间。

When a "Laugh Until You Cry" picture catches the eye, those lines of laughter-inducing dialogue instantly ignite the entire screen with a festive atmosphere. In this article, we will follow these laughter-filled moments and explore those that make people burst into laughter.

1. 女:嗯！

1. Woman: Hmm!

2. 一个胖子出门，上了一辆公交车。车上挤满了人，胖子好不容易才等到一个位置。谁知他刚坐下不久，一位老大爷出现在他面前。胖子看老大爷跌跌撞撞的样子，赶紧起来，双手扶住大爷准备让座。谁知大爷一把将他按住，喝道:“小伙子，你别动，你站出来更占地方！”

2. A chubby person went out and got on a bus. The bus was packed with people, and it took the chubby person a while to finally find a seat. But just as he sat down, an elderly man appeared in front of him. Seeing the unsteady and unbalanced look of the elderly man, the chubby person quickly got up, holding the old man with both hands to offer his seat. However, the old man grasped him firmly and shouted, "Young man, don't move! Standing up will take up more space!"

3. 女:你的声音怎么这么奇怪？

3. Woman: Why does your voice sound so strange?

4. m:清除呼吸系统缓存~

4. m: Clear respiratory system cache~

5. 今天和闺蜜去吃自助餐，我们的目标是吃到扶着出去，然后点了很多菜，后来都快吃不下了，2货闺蜜说我去下WC，然后回来之后，我很惊奇的发现她竟然还能吃下去，后来才晓得她把胸罩脱了，她说胸罩一脱感觉胸部还是有容量的，我给跪了。

5. Today, I went out to have a buffet dinner with my best friend. Our goal was to eat ourselves out of the restaurant. We ordered a lot of dishes, and later we were almost full. My idiot best friend said I should go to the restroom, and when I came back, I was surprised to find out that she could still eat. Later, I learned that she had taken off her bra, saying that once she took it off, she felt her chest still had room for more. I was absolutely speechless.

6. 饭后，男方要送美女回家，美女红着脸说如果你吃完饭直接带我去开房，我肯定会拒绝，但是我没想到你是个绅士，所以我愿意和你一起开房！

6. After the meal, the male party is supposed to send the beautiful woman home. The woman blushed and said, "If you had taken me straight to a hotel room after eating, I would definitely have refused. But I didn't expect you to be a gentleman, so I'm willing to go to a hotel room with you!"

7. 就跟你女朋友说，你看他们都是带着胸器去逛街的。你呢？！

7. Tell your girlfriend that you see everyone going shopping with their breasts out. What about you?!

8. 公交车上，一个奇葩男人直勾勾的看着美女的胸！

8. On the bus, a peculiar man stared straight at the beauty's chest!

9. 周末去逛街！看看街上那些胸大的女孩！

9. Let's go shopping on the weekend! Check out those girls with big chests on the street!

10. 这对年轻夫妇在打电话。

10. The young couple is on the phone.

11. 高中学校组织打麻疹疫苗，冬天穿的比较厚，男生女生都在一个屋里。可能打针不方便，需要把外衣脱掉，我们几个哥们在排队，只见我班女班长华丽丽的脱下了毛衣，露出了胸罩，这不是亮点，至今我都理解不了，为什么她的胸罩会套在线衣外面。

11. The high school organized a measles vaccination. Since it was winter, we were all dressed warmly. Boys and girls were in the same room. It might have been inconvenient to get vaccinated as we had to take off our outer clothes. While we were in line, I saw our class female monitor elegantly take off her sweater, revealing her bra. This was not the highlight, and to this day, I still can't understand why she wore her bra over her sweater.

12. 她说，你就像个孩子，幼稚。

12. She said, "You act like a child, so immature."

13. 和老婆发生了矛盾，就打了起来，结果我被打进了医院。朋友和一位大爷在安慰我，大爷说：“小伙子，你这都算好的了，上回我看见一个小伙子被他老婆打的跟木乃伊似的。”我只想说∶“大爷，上回那个也是我。”

13. Had a conflict with my wife and ended up fighting, and the result was that I was sent to the hospital. My friends and an elderly gentleman were comforting me, and the elderly gentleman said, "Young man, this is actually quite good compared to last time. I saw another young man who was beaten by his wife and looked like a mummy." All I wanted to say was, "Sir, that other young man was also me."

14. 那哥们来了:我还想喝豆浆呢！

14. The guy arrived: I still want to drink soy milk!

15. 和女朋友逛街，一眨眼就不见了。我抬头一看，发现自己和别人跑了。我一生气就直接回家了，可是我郁闷的时候女朋友回来了，一进门我就胖了:你到底去哪了？我追了三个街区才把包拿回来

15. I was walking around the mall with my girlfriend when she disappeared in a blink. I looked up and realized I was running alongside someone else. In a fit of anger, I went straight home, but when I was feeling depressed, my girlfriend came back. As soon as she walked in, I asked: "Where have you been? I had to chase you for three blocks to get my bag back."

16. 我当时就懵了，然后就看到她去卧室玩电脑了。。。

16. I was completely baffled at that moment, and then I saw her playing with the computer in the bedroom....

17. 我拒绝接受。第一次见你的时候不是说我成熟吗？

17. I refuse to accept that. When I first met you, didn't you say I was mature?

18. 一天小丽的爸爸给小丽请了一个家庭教师，过了几天小丽的爸爸想知道小丽学的怎样，就问她三加二等于几呀？小丽想了一会没说，教师在边上伸出了五个手指头，小丽一看眼睛一亮，说：爪子！

18. One day, Xiao Li's father hired a tutor for her. After a few days, Xiao Li's father wanted to know how she was doing in her studies, so he asked her, "What is three plus two?" Xiao Li thought for a moment and didn't say anything. The tutor, standing by, extended five fingers. Xiao Li looked at them and her eyes lit up, saying, "Claws!"

19. 惨笑，内涵段1 1。没多久女朋友就说起了这件事。我问她为什么。

19. Grotesque laughter,内涵段1 1. It didn't take long for my girlfriend to bring up this matter. I asked her why.

20. 女:说人话！！

20. Woman: Speak human language!!

21. 一位医生对病人说：“我有一个坏消息和更坏的消息，你想听哪个？”病人说：“那就坏消息吧！”医生说：“化验报告出来了，你就能活24小时。”病人有点崩溃的说：“那更坏的消息！”医生说：“我从昨天的这个时间就在找你，可算找到你了。”病人：“”

21. A doctor said to the patient, "I have some bad news and even worse news. Which one would you like to hear first?" The patient replied, "Then give me the bad news!" The doctor said, "The test results are in, and you have 24 hours to live." The patient, somewhat in despair, said, "Then that's the even worse news!" The doctor said, "I've been looking for you since this time yesterday, and finally, I found you." The patient said nothing.

22. 我。。。

22. I...

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23. Want to see more comedy segments, funny videos, and animated GIFs? Follow us on Weibo at @ComedyTrivia Encyclopedia.

24. “妈妈，你听，邻家的小李子把成绩单上的‘1’改成了‘5’，他妈妈发现了，正在狠狠地骂她呢！”“那孩子真不像话，你可不要学那样子，对吧？”“他那SB，我才不像他那么蠢呢！改5怎么都看得出来，我只改成了‘4’！”

24. "Mom, listen, Xiao Li from the neighbor's house changed the '1' on the report card to a '5', and his mom found out and is scolding her fiercely!" "That kid is really impudent, you must not learn from him, right?" "His idiot, I'm not as dumb as he is! It's obvious that changing it to '5' is a giveaway, I only changed it to '4'!"

25. 男人:我在抠鼻子。。。

25. Man: I'm picking my nose...

26. 女:嗯？！！！

26. Woman: Hmm?!?!?!

27. 一个男的请美女吃火锅，美女点了一大桌羊肉卷、牛肉卷、毛肚、百叶。。。

27. A man invites a beautiful woman to eat hotpot, and the woman orders a whole table of lamb rolls, beef rolls, tripe, beef leaf, and so on...

28. 逗比室友去买衣服，老板开价599，他跟人说就带了70，怎么办？老板说那好吧，就70卖给你。然后他拿出一张100的给老板找这时老板豪气的说，一百找不开啊，要不你再拿一件，我整个人都不好了。

28. My funny roommate went shopping for clothes, and the shopkeeper quoted 599 yuan. He told the shopkeeper he only had 70 yuan with him. What should he do? The shopkeeper said, "Alright then, I'll sell it to you for 70 yuan." Then he took out a 100-yuan note to give to the shopkeeper for change. At this point, the shopkeeper said humorously, "I can't break a 100 yuan note. How about you take another item? I'm feeling pretty bad about it."

29. 我女朋友腿有点短。今天，她买了一双新的长靴。她问我，亲爱的，你觉得好看吗？

29. My girlfriend has rather short legs. Today, she bought a pair of new tall boots. She asked me, dear, do you think they look nice?

30. 我回家拿了个iPad对奶奶说：“奶奶你瞧，可以在这上面看书呢。”奶奶很是惊奇，拿过来iPad看了看，然后舔了舔手指去上面翻页。

30. I went back home and brought an iPad and said to my grandmother, "Grandma, look, you can read books on this." Grandma was very surprised, took the iPad to have a look, and then licked her fingers to turn the pages.

31. 有个小孩到楼下的小店买饮料。店主给他一瓶，然后小孩说没钱。店主生气地威胁说：“没钱找你妈妈去！”小孩被吓得瓶盖都掉地上了。捡起来一看：再来一瓶！于是把瓶盖给了店主，高高兴兴地走了。留下店主一脸茫然……

31. A child went to the small store downstairs to buy a drink. The store owner gave him a bottle, but then the child said he had no money. The store owner got angry and threatened, "If you have no money, go ask your mother for it!" The child was so scared that he dropped the bottle cap on the ground. When he picked it up and looked at it, it said "Buy one more bottle!" So he gave the cap to the store owner and happily left. The store owner was left looking bewildered...

32. 我说:对，皮裤很洋气。

32. I said: Yes, leather pants are very fashionable.

33. 女朋友看了看我，回答:别人男朋友一米八，我男朋友一米六，我男朋友很矮，但是我瘦了好多！

33. My girlfriend looked at me and replied: "Other boyfriends are 1.8 meters tall, but my boyfriend is only 1.6 meters tall, so he's quite short. But I've lost so much weight!"

34. 和男友交往了大半年了，一天我问他：你说我们俩结婚了，婚后的日子是怎么样的啊。男友：一个成语。我：难道是夫唱妇随？男友一脸*笑的说：是日复一日。

34. I've been dating my boyfriend for over half a year, and one day I asked him: If we got married, how would our married life be? My boyfriend: A four-character idiom. Me: Could it be "the husband leads and the wife follows"? My boyfriend, smiling with a look of amusement, said: "It would be day after day."

35. 笑惨了。内涵笑话3

35. Laughed so hard. Inside joke 3

36. M: I最反对家庭暴力，这会影响我的感情！

36. M: I am most opposed to domestic violence, as it will affect my feelings!

37. 笑惨了。内涵笑话2

37. Laughed so hard. Inside joke 2

38. 看着男子灼热的眼神，男子拿着剩下的5元钱在夜风中喊道:不吃这么多会死吗？你开房的钱都吃光了！

38. Watching the man's burning gaze, the man, holding the remaining 5 yuan, shouted in the night wind, "Will you die if you don't eat so much? You've eaten up all the money for renting a room!"

39. 领导媳妇生了双胞胎，在群上发布消息，大家纷纷表示祝贺。为了迅速引起领导注意，我赶紧把字体调到最大，开始输入：恭喜啊，生了一对双胞胎！在打双胞胎3个字的时候，急匆匆地按下SBT就发出去了，结果屏幕显示的是“死变态”！好大3个字啊，还是黑体加粗！整个群顿时安静了……

39. The leader's wife gave birth to twins and posted the news in the group, and everyone expressed their congratulations. To quickly catch the leader's attention, I quickly adjusted the font size to the largest and started typing: Congratulations, you have given birth to a pair of twins! While typing the words "twins," I accidentally pressed "SBT" in a hurry and sent it out, resulting in the screen displaying "Dead perv!" What a huge word, and it was in bold and black type! The whole group fell silent...

40. M: I将来会对你好的！

40. M: I will be good to you in the future!

41. m:我说得对吗？

41. m: Am I right?

42. 她轻蔑的看了我一眼，说，我没说你人品怎么样。。

42. She gave me a disdainful glance and said, "I didn't say anything about your character..."

43. 和傻逼老婆在客厅看电视，她突然对我说:亲爱的，我很爱你，但我不得不离开你。。。

43. I was watching TV in the living room with my stupid wife, when she suddenly said to me: "Dear, I love you very much, but I have to leave you..."

44. 女人来了:你看什么呢？你想吃我妈做的豆腐。

44. The woman arrived: What are you looking at? You want to eat the tofu my mother made.

45. 天冷了，我和女朋友睡觉，抱着她，我感叹:别人找个100斤的女朋友，我女朋友130斤，涨幅30%。如果增加不加价，我获利！

45. It's getting cold, and I'm sleeping with my girlfriend. Holding her, I sigh: others find a girlfriend who weighs 100 jin, but my girlfriend weighs 130 jin, an increase of 30%. If the price doesn't go up, I profit!