“让男性受不住的话（让男朋友受不了的句子），这四个字，似乎轻轻一触，便揭开了情感的微妙面纱。在这个充满变数的爱情世界里，每一句不经意的话语，都可能成为影响关系的微妙力量。”

"The phrase 'cannot bear it for men (sentences that make boyfriends unbearable)' seems to lightly touch and unveil the delicate veil of emotions. In this world of love full of changes, every casual remark may become a subtle force that influences the relationship."

1. 我一直不守规矩，却为你在床上心烦。

1. I have always been unruly, yet I am restless on the bed for you.

2. 我想你，我想和你睡觉，我想和你一起醒来。

2. I miss you, I want to sleep with you, I want to wake up with you.

3. 我是一个很实际的人，我相信爱情会随着时间而成长。

3. I am a very practical person; I believe that love grows with time.

4. 渴望的

4. Desiring

5. 青春是一场美丽而又残酷的游戏，你若是敌，早就被我毙了。

5. Youth is a beautiful yet cruel game; if you were an enemy, you would have been eliminated long ago.

6. 基友就是一起吃肯德基的朋友，p友就是一起吃泡面的朋友。前者注重交流，后者注重效率。

6. A "基友" is a friend with whom you eat KFC, and a "p友" is a friend with whom you eat instant noodles. The former emphasizes communication, while the latter emphasizes efficiency.

7. 要想在潮湿的地方发热、就得在狭窄的地方摩擦

7. To generate heat in a humid place, one must rub in a confined space.

8. 我很晚才爱你，一辈子只会扇你一巴掌。

8. I love you late, and in a lifetime, I will only slap you once.

9. 买衣服又买了腊肠，写评论时吧衣服的写到了腊肠的那里：尺寸很好很舒服。卖家：注意安全

9. Bought clothes and also bought some sausages, when writing the review, the comment about the clothes was written in the section for the sausages: The size is good and very comfortable. Seller: Pay attention to safety.

10. 我是一个高冷的人、那从骨子里散发出的高冷气息让我得了风湿性关节炎。

10. I am a cold and aloof person; it's the icy aura that emanates from my bones that has led to me developing rheumatoid arthritis.

11. 老公，我病了，给我打一针！

11. Honey, I'm sick, give me a shot!

12. 官人我要！

12. I want the official!

13. 男生洗澡5分钟，女生半小时。那么问题来了，男女一起洗的话要多久？

13. Boys take a bath for 5 minutes, and girls take half an hour. So here's the question: How long would it take if boys and girls bathe together?

14. 如果我是大海，你就是海岸。

14. If I were the sea, you would be the shore.

15. 取悦你的方式有70种，一种是逛街，一种是69种。

15. There are 70 ways to please you, one is shopping, and the other 69 are various.

16. 虽说早睡早起身体好、可是晚睡晚起心情好啊!

16. Although early to bed and early to rise makes one healthy, late to bed and late to rise makes one feel good!

17. “你摸过男生脸吗”“如来神掌”“你牵过男生的手吗”“掰手腕”“你挽过男生的胳膊吗”“过肩摔”“那你跟男生干过偷偷摸摸的事情吗”“考试连作七科弊、那个提心吊胆哎呦卧c”

17. "Have you ever touched a boy's face?" "The Great Buddha's Palm Technique" "Have you ever held a boy's hand?" "Wrist wrestling" "Have you ever draped an arm around a boy?" "Over-the-shoulder throw" "Then, have you ever done anything sneaky with boys?" "Cheating in seven consecutive exams, that was so nerve-wracking, oops, my goodness!"

18. 这个星期天你有空吗？

18. Are you free this Sunday?

19. 人应该记住自己说过的话，欠过的总是要还的。

19. People should remember what they have said, and what is owed must be repaid.

20. 你知道我的深度，我也知道你的长度。

20. You know my depth, and I know your length.

21. 尼马 亲一下都射 世界凌乱了。

21. Ni Ma, a kiss and he shoots, the world is in disarray.

22. 欧洲的黄瓜为什么会传播病毒呢不是淋病，不是梅毒，而是大肠杆菌。谁能告诉我为什么

22. Why do cucumbers in Europe spread viruses? Not gonorrhea, not syphilis, but E. coli. Can someone tell me why?

23. 在世界上所有的花中，我只拿你的蜂蜜。

23. Among all the flowers in the world, I only take your honey.

24. 我心里装的是你。

24. In my heart, I carry you.

25. 、我是个性开放的人，不是个性开放的人。我要找的是个性开放的人，不是个性开放的人。

25. I am an open-minded person, not an open-minded person. What I am looking for is an open-minded person, not an open-minded person.

26. 我在大漠里是那么直，你在长河落日里是那么圆。

26. I am so straight in the vast desert, and you are so round in the setting sun of the long river.

27. 你的举手投足、一颦一笑、一言一行、哪怕是一个眼神、一个动作、一个背影、一个回眸、都在我心里。

27. Every gesture of yours, every frown and smile, every word and action, even a glance, a movement, a silhouette, a backward glance, are all in my heart.

28. 在他耳边吹一口气，说人家真的要。

28. Whispering into his ear, "You really want to do that."

29. 第一次跟女朋友开房，当时非常紧张，怎么都进不去，再尝试了几次之后，还是进不去，女朋友无奈的说：算了，找服务生帮忙吧，可能是房卡坏了

29. It was the first time I stayed in a room with my girlfriend, and I was so nervous that I couldn't get in no matter how hard I tried. After several attempts, I still couldn't get in. My girlfriend said with a sigh, "Never mind, let's ask the waiter for help. It might be that the room card is broken."

30. 别人的生离死别与我毫不相干、但你眉头只要轻皱一下我就无法坐视不管。

30. The life and death separation of others has nothing to do with me, but if you just frown slightly, I can't just sit idly by.

31. 我会为你做牛和马。你会给我草吗？~

31. I will be willing to be as a cow or a horse for you. Will you give me grass?

32. 大学毕业一回首才发现--自己和一堆同性别的人在一起睡了那么久……

32. Upon looking back after graduating from university, I realized -- I had been sleeping with a bunch of people of the same gender for so long...

33. 都说女孩子生气时把她按住强吻就行了、可是我为什么会被她男朋友打呢。

33. Everyone says that when a girl is angry, you should just hold her down and kiss her, but why did her boyfriend end up hitting me?

34. 车水马龙的大街,总有那么一辆破车里面坐着一个破鞋。

34. On the bustling street, there's always a dilapidated car with a person wearing tattered shoes inside.

35. 我们喝着酒，误入彼此的禁区。

35. We were drinking and accidentally stepped into each other's forbidden zones.

36. 我想把所有的浪都射在你身上。

36. I want to shoot all the waves onto you.

37. 我喜欢Ku奎基和张根硕。

37. I like Ku Kueki and Zhang Gen Shuo.

38. 暗恋是一种礼貌，自恋是一种骄傲，明恋是一种格调，不恋是种味道。

38. Secret love is a form of etiquette, narcissism is a form of pride, explicit love is a level of taste, and not being in love is a kind of flavor.

39. 人不能一起做两件事边伸舌头边喘气儿-你能吗。

39. Humans cannot do two things at once – sticking out the tongue while panting – can you?

40. 亲爱的，我想喝豆浆！

40. Darling, I want to drink soy milk!

41. 跟老子在一起，我让你大声睡。

41. Be with Laozi, and I'll let you sleep loud.

42. 老公，我想吃香肠！

42. Darling, I want to eat sausage!

43. 喝醉是一件很色情的事情，因为你满脑子想的都是你自己。

43. Getting drunk is a very sexy thing because you're constantly thinking about yourself.

44. 、我和你说我的心里怀里还有下面一直都是你。

44. I tell you that my heart, my bosom, and everything below have always been filled with you.

45. 是不是因为我太胖了、所以一直钻不进你心里。

45. Is it because I'm too fat that I can't get into your heart?

46. 我湿了，想要。

46. I'm wet and want to.

47. 做爱的时候希望一辈子年轻，拥抱的时候渴望瞬间变老。

47. When making love, one wishes to remain young forever, while in an embrace, one longs to age instantly.

48. 不用说话，直接给他发个呻吟的微信语音。嗯嗯~啊~嗯~啊~啊~啊~啊~啊。

48. Without saying a word, just send him a WeChat voice message of a groan. Umh~ Ah~ Um~ Ah~ Ah~ Ah~ Ah~ Ah~.

49. 难道全世界的鸡蛋联合起来就能打破石头吗!所以做人还是要现实些……

49. Can all the eggs in the world unite to break a rock? Therefore, in life, one still needs to be realistic...

50. 爱与不爱就在两条腿之间, 你自己看着办吧。

50. Love or not, it's all between the two legs, you decide for yourself.

51. 、别人接近你只是想和你上床，而我不同，想和你试试在阳台厨房还有车里。

51. People get close to you just to have sex, but I'm not like that. I want to try things with you on the balcony, in the kitchen, and in the car.

52. 一个女生哭得很难过，陌生男人骑车路过看到了，送她回家。让她坐在了前面的杠子上，女生很感动第二天特地上门道谢 ，才发现他家的自行车没有杠子~

52. A girl was crying very hard, and a stranger passing by on a bike saw her. He offered to take her home. He had her sit on the handlebar in front, and the girl was very touched. She went to thank him in person the next day, only to find out that his bike didn't have a handlebar.

53. 我最重要的事情是:吃，喝，拉，散，睡，还有你。

53. My most important things are: eating, drinking, defecating, strolling, sleeping, and you.

54. 今晚我只需要三次

54. Tonight I only need three times.

55. 饭在锅里，人在床上。可以自便~ 2。嗯嗯~嗯嗯~啊~啊~啊~啊。

55. The rice is in the pot, and the person is in bed. Feel free to use it. 2. Um... um... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah...

56. 不用说，发出一声呻吟就够了。

56. Needless to say, a groan was enough.

57. 晚上躺着听风雨，铁马是你，冰川是你。

57. Lying in bed at night, I listen to the rain and wind, and you are the iron horse, you are the glacier.

58. 少在我面前拽的跟二五八万似的、摆好POSE在装酷!

58. Don't act like you're some big shot in front of me, striking a pose and trying to be cool!

59. 不要老跟我聊天嗯嗯哦哦的、难道跟我聊个天也会让你高/朝

59. Don't keep chatting with me like "uh huh" all the time, can't you talk to me without it making you excited/pleased?

60. “为什么我的自拍越来越丑了”“因为手机像素越来越高了”

60. "Why do my selfies look worse and worse?" "Because the phone's pixel count is getting higher and higher."

61. 你家里有避孕套吗？

61. Do you have a condom at home?

62. 你知道历史上最厉害的抗日英雄是谁吗正确答案：大姨妈!

62. Do you know who is the most formidable anti-Japanese hero in history? The correct answer: Auntie Ma!

63. 、我要拉黑你!!绝交!!!绝交是什么姿势我们试过吗

63. I'm going to block you!! Break up with you!!! Have we ever tried the pose for breaking up?

64. 今天出来的太匆忙了，裙子下面都是真空的。

64. I came out today in such a hurry that there's nothing under my skirt.

65. 老公，往里面拍。

65. Honey, take a step back.

66. 如果我是大海，你就是海岸。我想把所有的浪都射在你身上。

66. If I were the sea, you would be the shore. I want to shoot all the waves at you.

67. 送你一份有史以来，粪量最重的礼物，你一定会大吃一斤，还要多多饱含，如觉粪量不够还请自便!

67. I present to you the heaviest gift in history in terms of fecal matter, you are sure to eat a pound of it and be generously full. If you feel that there isn't enough fecal matter, please feel free to use the facilities!

68. 你是我的专属通道，只要我能进，其他人杜绝。

68. You are my exclusive passage, as long as I can enter, others are strictly prohibited.

69. 你会像保护你的阴茎一样保护我吗？

Would you protect me as you would protect your penis?

70. 、我最喜欢看见的`是你在我身下仰头娇喘的样子。

70. What I like to see the most is the way you arch your head and gasp for breath under me.

71. 隔着屏幕都能闻到自己荷尔蒙的味道。

71. You can almost smell the taste of your hormones through the screen.

72. 你信不信我一巴掌把你拍墙上、抠都抠不下来!

72. Do you believe me when I say I can slap you against the wall so hard that you won't be able to peel yourself off!

73. 你做爱时做什么，和谁交配。

73. What do you do during sex, and with whom do you mate.

74. 你会像保护你的小鸡鸡一样保护我吗？

74. Will you protect me as if you were protecting your little chicken chicken?

75. 好的爱情是一日三餐。

75. Good love is like three meals a day.

76. 对着他的耳朵吹气。我真的很想要。

76. Blow into his ear. I really want to.

77. 我想在沙发上试试

77. I want to try on the sofa.

78. 听说女人如衣服、兄弟如手足。回想起来、我竟然迷迷糊糊的裸奔了20年!

78. I've heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like limbs. Looking back, I realize I've wandered around for 20 years in a daze, practically running around naked!

79. 湿了怎么办？

79. What should I do if it gets wet?

80. 我说，我们学校没什么好吃的。我们出去吃饭吧。他说要吃了你。

80. I said, "Our school doesn't have much good food." Let's go out to eat. He said he would eat you out.

81. 老公，操我！

81. Honey, please f*ck me!

82. 你有哪种花？来和我一起种草莓吧。

82. Which kind of flower do you have? Let's grow strawberries together.