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在繁忙的都市角落,一个神秘的“专治女生不回信息”的传说悄然流传。今日,让我们揭开这神秘面纱的一角,探寻其中的奥秘。
In the bustling urban corners, a mysterious legend of "the one who specializes in getting girls to reply to messages" has quietly spread. Today, let's lift a corner of the veil of mystery and explore the secrets behind it.
1. 不回信息?当你给我发信息的时候我会回复你的。
1. Not replying to messages? I will reply to your messages when you send them to me.
2. 14跟我谈恋爱现在不回消息嗯,宝贝你飘了。
2. 14 doesn't reply to my messages now. Hey, baby, you've been getting too big for your boots.
3. Is it the obsession of the game, or the charming first love, the customer service reply message is faster than you
3. Is it the obsession with the game, or the charming first love, that makes the customer service reply message faster than you?
4. 你为什么不回信息?我打扰你了吗?如果有,请把你最帅的哥哥推给我。谢谢大家!
4. Why haven't you replied to my message? Did I disturb you? If so, please introduce me to your most handsome brother. Thank you all!
5. 是游戏的执念,还是迷人的初恋,客服回消息都比你快。
5. Whether it's a obsession with the game or a charming first love, the customer service responds to messages faster than you.
6. 你用过5G吗?我想为你做一个
6. Have you used 5G? I want to make one for you.
7. 今天不回来,下一个会更好!
7. Today is not coming back, the next one will be better!
8. You say you are not afraid of black, but are you afraid of green Baby
8. You say you're not afraid of black, but are you afraid of green, Baby?
9. Cell phone poisoning Do you want to look it up in the dictionary
9. Cell Phone Poisoning Do you want to look it up in the dictionary?
10. 手机中毒了?你回个消息难道要查新华字典吗?
10. Your phone is infected? Do you need to look up the Xinhua Dictionary just to send a message?
11. 你为什么不回信息?我特地为你学了打字。
11. Why didn't you reply to the message? I even specially learned typing for you.
12. 我是一只狗吗?
12. Am I a dog?
13. Why don't you get back to me Did the cell phone explode
13. Why don't you get back to me? Did the cell phone explode?
14. 宝贝没回我信息。手机爆炸了吗?电脑中毒了吗?
14. My baby didn't reply to my message. Did their phone explode? Did their computer get a virus?
15. I return your message is second return, you return my message is reincarnation
15. I return your message is the second return; you return my message is reincarnation.
16. 你为什么不回信息?手机放冰箱里热吗?
16. Why didn't you reply to the message? Was your phone warm in the fridge?
17. 不回我的信息,对吗?祝你和你的手机原地爆炸!
17. Haven't replied to my message, have you? May you and your phone explode right where you are!
18. Is there a woman lying next to you, pressing your hand
18. Is there a woman lying next to you, pressing your hand?
19. 你每天都上网吗?当你回复一条信息的时候,所有的信都到了。
19. Do you go online every day? When you reply to a message, all the letters have arrived.
20. 你用的是座机吗?不要回信息。
20. Are you using a landline? Don't send a message back.
21. 不回我消息是因为和明星聊天觉得有压力?
21. Is not replying to my message because chatting with celebrities feels stressful?
22. 11带着你的忽冷忽热和你的其他妹妹玩去吧。
22. 11 go play with your hot and cold mood and your other sisters.
23. 5G出来了,你还用2G吗?
23. With 5G already here, are you still using 2G?
24. 我想过下一个男朋友会是什么样子。又帅又有钱!
24. I've thought about what the next boyfriend would be like. Handsome and wealthy!
25. 16咋你的手是昨晚用废了,所以给我回不了话吗
25. Why is it that your hands are exhausted from last night, so you can't reply to me?
26. 你玩游戏时伤了手吗?没有消息。
26. Did you hurt your hand while playing games? No news.
27. I feel that we have a tacit understanding If you don't speak, I don't speak
27. I feel that we have an unspoken understanding: if you don't speak, I don't speak.
28. 包,你为什么不理我?今天群发信息不是选了我吗?
28. Bag, why aren't you paying attention to me? Didn't you choose me for the mass message today?
29. 你去了另一个星球吗?不回消息的时候记得带特产。
29. Have you gone to another planet? Remember to bring some local specialties when you don't send messages.
30. 与其和你聊天,不如和客服聊天。回复快就叫我宝贝!
30. It's better to chat with customer service than with you. If the reply is quick, call me "baby"!
31. 你脑子不好吗?我不知道你是否想要回我的单词长度。
31. Are you out of your mind? I don't know if you want to return my word length.
32. 9这么久不回消息,你是在和那个普通朋友聊天呐
32. 9 It's been so long since you replied, are you chatting with that ordinary friend?
33. 你为什么不递给我一本飞鸽传书?
33. Why didn't you hand me a flying pigeon message?
34. 我需要查新华字典来回复我的信息吗?
34. Do I need to check the Xinhua Dictionary to reply to my message?
35. 不回消息?你的WiFi信号不好吗?你的手机欠费了吗?
35. Not replying to messages? Is your WiFi signal bad? Is your phone out of credit?
36. 18不行就拉黑吧,我一边喂猪一边等你消息,时间太漫长了,我总是在安慰自己村里信号不好,今年村子建5G基站了,我再也骗不了自己了!
36. If 18 doesn't work out, just block them. I'm feeding pigs while waiting for your message, and it's taking too long. I'm always comforting myself by saying the village's signal is poor, but this year, the village built a 5G base station, and I can't fool myself anymore!
37. 你在吗?为什么不回消息或者分手?
37. Are you there? Why aren't you replying to messages or are we breaking up?
38. 这就是你对女朋友的态度吗?戴小橡皮筋累不累?
38. Is this how you treat your girlfriend? Isn't it tiring to wear the small rubber band?
39. Have you been captured by aliens Never talk
39. Have you been captured by aliens? Never talk.
40. 15我真的不理解你的行为,让我好失望,好难过,我还以为你懂我,我想多了,是啊,谁懂我呢
40. 15 I really don't understand your behavior, it's so disappointing and heartbreaking to me. I thought you understood me, I overestimated you, that's right, who really understands me?
41. 你这么久没回信息了。拜托,跪榴莲还是仙人掌。
41. You haven't replied to my messages for so long. Please, are you hitting coconuts or cacti?
42. Why don't you reply to the news, the mobile phone is hot, put the refrigerator
42. Why don't you answer the news, the mobile phone is hot, put the refrigerator
43. 下次,我一定要买一部能接收你信息的手机。
43. Next time, I must buy a phone that can receive your messages.
44. 你不回信息不回电话,我给你买个手机,声音亮了就看号码的那种。
44. You don't reply to messages or return phone calls, so I bought you a phone that lights up when you see the number.
45. 你的手机没用。捐给需要的人。
45. Your phone is useless. Donate it to someone who needs it.
46. 你为什么不回复我的信息?是因为花的世界很迷人吗?
46. Why haven't you replied to my message? Is it because the world of flowers is so charming?