军人人性签名，二手车辆个性签名，短小又吸睛（军人人性签名，二手车辆个性签名，短小又吸睛）。

Military personnel signature, second-hand vehicle personal signature, short yet eye-catching (Military personnel signature, second-hand vehicle personal signature, short yet eye-catching).

1. 我们经历过的痛苦是我们成长的垫脚石。

1. The pain we have experienced is the stepping stone to our growth.

2. 我讨厌的事实，你说你喜欢我，却从没付出行动

2. The fact I dislike is, you say you like me, but you've never taken any action.

3. 香烟爱上火柴就注定被伤害，我爱上了香烟肺却被它伤了

3. Smoking falls in love with a match and is doomed to be hurt; I fell in love with smoking, and my lungs were hurt by it.

4. 我喜欢把老师讲课的声音录下来，晚上听着马上就会睡着

4. I like to record the teacher's voice when they lecture, and listening to it at night will make me fall asleep immediately.

5. 哪怕我是个失败者，但只要心态好什么都不是问题

5. Even if I'm a failure, as long as I have the right attitude, nothing is a problem.

6. 偶然发现老爸在喝酒，老妈不准他喝，赶紧用手机拍了两张证据，由于工资卡被老妈没收了，回家就告诉老妈弄到块，等老爸回来时用证据骗了他块，我太机智了。

6. I accidentally found dad drinking, and mom wouldn't let him. I quickly took two photos as evidence and showed them to mom. Since my salary card had been taken away by mom, I told her I had managed to get one, and when dad came back, I tricked him with the evidence and got a piece of it. I'm so clever.

7. 我们身边总有这样一些人，他们喜欢向别人倾吐苦水。然这样的交谈能够很快拉近人与人之间的距离，使你们之间很快变得友善、亲切起来，但心理学家调查研究后发现，事实上只有1%的人能够严守秘密。

7. There are always some people around us who like to pour out their sorrows to others. However, such conversations can quickly bridge the gap between people, making you become friendly and intimate with each other quickly. But according to psychological research and surveys, in fact, only 1% of people can strictly keep secrets.

8. 我的脾气是你永远也挑战不起的，小心姐灭了你

8. My temper is one you can never challenge, watch out, sis, I'll wipe you out.

9. 拯救世界这种大事一般有超人就行，我只不过是个看超人表演的

9. Matters as grand as saving the world are usually handled by superheroes; I'm just someone who watches superhero performances.

10. 一卖菜大婶，一摊菜，用手中间一划，分成两堆。买的问：这边的多少钱一斤？答：2块。再问：那边的呢？答：2块5。问：为什么？答：那个好一些。然后就买了2块5的。很快就把2块5一斤的卖光。然后，再用手一分，又变成两堆……

10. An elderly vegetable seller had a stall with vegetables, and she divided them into two piles with a swipe of her hand in the middle. The buyer asked: "How much is this side per jin?" The seller replied: "Two yuan." Then the buyer asked: "And the other side?" The seller answered: "Two and a half yuan." The buyer asked: "Why?" The seller replied: "That one is better." So the buyer bought the two and a half yuan per jin. Very quickly, she sold out all the two and a half yuan per jin vegetables. Then, she divided them again by hand, and they became two piles once more...

11. 在稳定但没野心的企业工作，像提前五十年拿到死亡通知书，它不但耽误自己同时也耽误你；在有野心，没规范的企业上班像拿了一张虚构的藏宝图，貌似未来很美可能一切成空。职场说到底是为自己，所以不合适就走，没前途就跳，水平强了就换大舞台。拉不下面子，等于是挖个坑埋了自己。

11. Working in a stable but unambitious company is like receiving a death notice fifty years in advance; it not only holds you back but also holds others back. Working in an ambitious but unregulated company is like holding a fictional treasure map; it seems promising for the future, but everything might end up being a mirage. In the end, the workplace is about yourself, so if it's not a good fit, leave; if there's no prospect, jump ship; if your skills are strong, move to a bigger stage. Holding onto pride is like digging a pit for yourself.

12. 低头做人，抬头做事。用力做事，只能把事情做对；用心做事，才能把事情做好。

12. Bow your head in humility, and raise your head in action. Striving to do things right requires effort, but only by putting your heart into it can you do things well.

13. 高你半级的人，往往是最危险的，同级的是天然敌人。为高你半级的人会有危机感，怕你随时都可能与他们平起平坐，所以有机会他们就会打击你。不管高半级还是一级，都是上司，他们给你穿小鞋就危险万分了。同级的人是必然的敌人，只要你们的上司不是傻瓜，就一定会挑拨手下争斗。

13. People who are half a level above you are often the most dangerous, while those at the same level are natural enemies. Those who are half a level above you will have a sense of crisis, fearing that you might rise to their level at any moment, so they will attack you whenever they get the chance. Whether they are half a level above or one level above, they are all your superiors, and if they decide to give you a hard time, it can be incredibly dangerous. People at the same level are inevitable enemies; if your superior is not an idiot, they will definitely stir up discord among their subordinates.

14. 小东：小明你听听这个“在乎你的我只在乎我在乎的你是否像在乎你的我在乎我在乎的你一样在乎在乎你的我”怎么样听出什么了吗？小明：不知道你说什么。但我应该能猜到核心意思小东：是什么？小明：简单说就是“约吗”

14. Xiao Dong: Xiao Ming, listen to this: "The only one who cares about you only cares about whether the you that I care about you cares about me the same way that the me who cares about you cares about the me that I care about you." Did you hear anything? Xiao Ming: I don't know what you're saying. But I should be able to guess the main idea. Xiao Dong: What is it? Xiao Ming: Simply put, it's "Let's go out."

15. 坚强的人不是没有眼泪，而是带着眼泪继续前进。

15. Strong people are not those without tears, but those who continue to move forward with tears in their eyes.

16. 不要跟同事议论上司或其他同事的是非，你的无心之言很可能成为别人打击你的证据。

16. Do not discuss your supervisor or other colleagues' affairs with your colleagues, as your unintentional words may become evidence used against you by others.

17. 很多职场上的沟通，其实可以更个人化一点。公司办活动时，可以多安排让大家展现私底下的另一面，有助于拉近彼此距离。一直很向往团队工作里彼此专业上的精准默契。

17. Many workplace communications can actually be more personalized. When the company organizes events, it can arrange more activities that allow everyone to show another side of their private life, which helps to bridge the gap between us. I have always aspired to the precise默契 in professionalism among team members.

18. “先生，你迟到了！我不能放你进去！”**院的看门人对一个来晚的人说。那人求：“你把门开个小缝让我进去，好吗？”**院的看门人说：“那可不行，只要开一条小缝，里面的观众就会挤出来的！”

18. "Sir, you're late! I can't let you in!" The gatekeeper of the theater said to someone who arrived late. The person pleaded, "Could you please open a tiny crack for me to get in?" The gatekeeper replied, "That won't do, just a tiny crack and the audience inside will be pushed out!"

19. 话说有一天肚子疼，急忙忙包去厕所，褪下裤子之后用了半天劲儿，嘣的一声，放了巨响的屁。然后就听到隔壁坑的哥们:“我擦……” 当我完事要走时，那哥们又说：兄弟还有纸吗？刚才被你一吓，纸掉坑里了！

19. One day, I had a stomachache and hurriedly went to the bathroom. After taking off my pants and straining for half a minute, there was a loud pop as I let out a huge fart. Then I heard the guy in the next stall: "Whoa..." When I was about to leave after finishing, the guy said again: "Brother, do you have any paper? I dropped it in the toilet just now, scared by your fart!"

20. 考试前，学习好的孩子们都说“我去考试了！”，学习不好的说“我去！考试了！”考试后，学习好的孩子们都说“我考完了！”，学习不好的说“我靠！完了！”

20. Before the exam, the good students would say, "I'm going to take the exam!" and the bad students would say, "I'm going! The exam is coming!" After the exam, the good students would say, "I've finished the exam!" and the bad students would say, "Oh my! It's over!"

21. 一次期末考试，一男生进来后对两位监考老师说：“叔叔，今天是你监考啊~”，两老师对他笑了笑，之后考试开始了，无论这同学是看小抄，还是偷看别人的，这两人都熟视无睹，考试结束后，一老师对另一个说：“你这侄子挺调皮啊！”另一位吓了一跳说：“不是吧，我以为是你侄子…”

21. It was the final exam, and a male student came in and said to the two invigilators, "Uncle, it's you who are the invigilator today,"~ The two teachers smiled at him, and then the exam began. Whether this student was cheating or peeking at others, the two paid no attention to it. After the exam was over, one teacher said to the other, "Your nephew is quite mischievous!" The other was taken aback and said, "Is that so? I thought it was your nephew…"

22. 在与人交往的过程中，爱的力量是伟大的，这种力量是一种引力，让人与人之闻的距离变得更短。们要善用爱的力量，改变我们的人际关系。

22. In the process of interacting with others, the power of love is great. This power is a gravitational force that shortens the distance between people. We should make good use of the power of love to change our interpersonal relationships.

23. 你永远不能休息，否则你就永远休息不管身在何处不要忘记给自己充电，技不压人，让自己更优秀，才是硬道理要知道自己的不足，也要清楚自己的优势在哪里。

23. You can never rest, otherwise you will rest forever. No matter where you are, don't forget to charge yourself. Skills are not oppressive, but making yourself more outstanding is the hard truth. Know your shortcomings, and also be clear about where your strengths lie.

24. 编后语： “为什么我皮肤这么好，还是没有男人喜欢我呢？”“因为你丑！”“为什么我这么丰满，还是没有男人喜欢我呢？”“因为你胖！”“为什么我这么高，这么出众，这么有钱，都没有男人愿意多看我一眼呢？”“儿子，你特么再问这种脑残的问题，劳资削死你！"”

Postscript: "Why do I have such great skin, yet no man likes me?" "Because you're ugly!" "Why am I so voluptuous, yet no man likes me?" "Because you're fat!" "Why am I so tall, outstanding, and wealthy, yet no man is willing to take a second look at me?" "Son, if you keep asking such brainless questions, I'll f**k you up!"

25. 通过语言，你能将自己的关爱表达出去，通过语言，大家能够感受到你的抚慰。夺走办公室宠爱桂冠，你要认真地工作、真心地关心所有的人，用技巧与真心巧取豪夺，夺得最后的胜利。

25. Through language, you can express your care; through language, everyone can feel your comfort. To take away the office's beloved crown, you must work diligently, sincerely care for everyone, and cunningly seize the victory with both skill and sincerity.

26. 一个医生医死了人家的婴儿，婴儿家长很生气，对医生说：“你要好好殡殓我儿，倒还罢了，否则，我要告官。” 医生答应带回去好好处置，于是把尸体放在药箱里。回家的路上，又被另一家请去看病，开箱用药时，不小心被人看见了尸体。病家惊问原因，医生说：“这是别人医死了，要让我带回去救活的。"

26. A doctor killed a baby, and the parents were very angry. They said to the doctor, "If you bury my child properly, that would be fine, otherwise, I will report to the authorities." The doctor agreed to take the body back and deal with it properly, so he put the body in his medicine box. On the way home, he was asked to see another patient, and when he opened the box to use the medicine, someone saw the body by accident. The patient's family asked in surprise why, and the doctor said, "This is a baby that someone else killed, and I am supposed to take it back to save."

27. 给你机会那是上帝的事，我的任务是消灭你的机会

27. It's God's business to give you opportunities, and my task is to eliminate your chances.

28. 不识货，半世苦；不识人，一世苦。人观其神，察事察其根。人断事在于看透。人，不能被其外表所迷惑，必须观其细微的神色变化及其自然流露的言行，从中捕捉他自己无法掩盖的真相。事，必须顺藤摸瓜，找到它的根源，不被其叶蔓遮蔽了视线，迷惑了心智。不透的人勿太近，看不透的事勿轻为。

28. Not recognizing goods, half a lifetime of hardship; not recognizing people, a whole lifetime of hardship. People observe their spirit, investigate matters by finding their roots. People make judgments by seeing through. People cannot be deceived by their appearance; they must observe the subtle changes in their expressions and the natural manifestation of their words and actions, capturing the truth that they cannot hide themselves. Matters must be pursued like vines, finding their roots, not being obscured by their branches and not confused by their essence. Avoid getting too close to those who are not transparent, and do not lightly undertake things that are not transparent.

29. 上下班要守时刚刚上班，早点儿来，晚点儿走，轻易不要为私事请假。动干一些诸如打水、扫地、整理内务的活，这是每个新上岗的人员都应做的事情。

29. Be punctual in coming to and leaving work. Arrive early and leave late, and try not to take leave for personal matters. Engage in tasks such as fetching water, sweeping, and tidying up the living space, as these are things that every new employee should do.

30. 正坐在客厅看电视，老妈在一旁吃芒果，吃完问我：“这衣服要洗吗”我看一眼，说：“要洗的。”于是乎，她把手在我衣服上一擦，走了。。。

30. Sitting down in the living room watching TV, my mother was eating a mango beside me. After finishing, she asked me, "Do I need to wash this clothes?" I took a look and replied, "Yes, it does." Then she wiped my clothes with her hand and left...

31. 依稀记得一年前的一个早上，要考理论力学，室友起床复习，一不小心脚别在床的梯子上。我迷迷糊糊地看了他一眼。“你咋挂上边了呢？”……一年过去了，室友这科考了一次又一次，就是没过。我都怀疑我的嘴是不是被什么摸过了，这么灵。不说了，室友杀人的眼神好凶！！

31. Vaguely remembering one morning a year ago when I had an exam in theoretical mechanics, my roommate got up to review and accidentally stepped on the ladder of the bed. I looked at him in a daze. "How did you end up there?" ... A year has passed, and my roommate has taken this exam multiple times, but has never passed it. I even suspect that my mouth might have been touched by something, so it's so sharp. Enough said, my roommate's killing gaze is really fierce!!

32. 人生如梦，暮然回首万事空。笑怒骂是生活，花开花落为人生。无常势，水无常形，繁华过后皆云烟。一程，水一程，走过的都是春秋，看过的都是浮云，永恒只是看不到希望的希望。如，张开双臂，尽情拥抱每一幕花开的幸福，悄然领悟每一片落叶的安息。淡了春秋，自然看淡了如梦的浮生。

32. Life is like a dream, suddenly looking back, all things are empty. Laughter and anger are life, the blooming and falling of flowers symbolize the journey of life. The nature of change is that water takes no fixed form, and after prosperity, all is like smoke and mist. A journey, a step of water, the years passed are all spring and autumn, the sights witnessed are all fleeting clouds, and eternity is just the hope that cannot see hope. As if, with open arms, to fully embrace the happiness of every blooming flower, to quietly comprehend the tranquility of every falling leaf. With the fading of spring and autumn, naturally, the fleeting life like a dream becomes more trivial.

33. 一天,和闺蜜逛街买墨镜。挑了半天总算挑到一款自己满意的,戴上后问闺蜜："好看吗？”她漫不经心地看了一眼，说：“你就差一把二胡了！”

33. One day, I went shopping with my best friend to buy sunglasses. After picking for a long time, I finally found a pair that I was satisfied with. After putting them on, I asked my best friend, "Do you think they look good?" She glanced at them carelessly and said, "You're just missing a two-stringed fiddle!"

34. 珍惜身边的人和事，不要等到失去了才珍惜。

34. Cherish the people and things around you, and don't wait until you lose them to cherish them.

35. 实际上，和企业潜规则一样，职场暗语也是属于企业"暗"文化的一部分，这些语言不会被诉诸文字，更不会被公开告知，而只是一套在特定企业制度、企业文化、领导者意志影响下，无意识中形成的似是而非的语言系统。

35. In fact, just like the hidden rules in the corporate world, workplace slang is also a part of the company's "hidden" culture. These languages are not written down and are not publicly disclosed; they are merely a set of seemingly nonsensical linguistic systems that are formed unconsciously under the influence of specific corporate systems, corporate culture, and the will of leaders.

36. 身在职场，屌丝人生有时候需要一点勇气做一个大胆的选择，并且义无反顾的坚持，你或许才会有意外收获。

36. In the workplace, sometimes an ordinary person's life requires a bit of courage to make a bold choice and to persist without hesitation; perhaps then you might reap some unexpected rewards.

37. 我们是农村乡办中学，师资力量相对薄弱。所以缺少教师。我的语文老师的字是全校公认的漂亮。不仅如此，语文老师也是本校的校长。这天，校长布置作业，下发了作业本。我拿过来一看。哇！校长竟然在我作业上写上了几个大字，太漂亮了！！我将来一定要拿去保存起来。说不定几百年后会成为古董。我同桌也跟着大叫，引来班上所有人的注意。大家齐声问：“写什么了？有何收藏价值”看得出他们心里是有些嫉妒的。我大说：上书“作业没做，给我补上来！”

37. We are a rural township middle school, and our teaching staff is relatively weak, so we are short of teachers. My Chinese teacher's handwriting is recognized as beautiful by the whole school. Not only that, the Chinese teacher is also the principal of our school. On this day, the principal assigned homework and distributed the homework notebooks. When I took a look, wow! The principal had written a few big characters on my homework, which were so beautiful!! I will definitely save it up in the future. Who knows, it might become an antique in a few hundred years. My classmate also shouted along, attracting the attention of everyone in the class. They all asked in unison, "What did they write? What is the collectible value?" It was obvious that they were a bit envious. I said proudly: "Written on the book 'Did not do the homework, please hand it in to me for correction!' "

38. 老妈总喜欢买长的不完美的水果，问她为什么，她老人家幽幽地说：“长的不完美的水果，都会努力长的很甜，就像长得丑的人，总会努力提高其他方面的能力……”

38. Mom always likes to buy imperfectly shaped fruits that are not perfect in length. When asked why, the elderly lady said pensively, "Imperfectly shaped fruits that are not perfect in length will all strive to be very sweet, just like people who are not handsome, will always strive to improve their abilities in other aspects..."

39. 决策的一半是选择合适的时机。时机不仅决定着决策的效果，而且也决定着决策执行得是否顺利。

39. Half of decision-making is about choosing the right time. The timing not only determines the effectiveness of the decision but also influences whether the decision is implemented smoothly.

40. 一杯清酒，一碟小菜，一份关怀，带走一天工作的疲惫，嘀嘀嘀，下班咯，短信也来凑热闹，愿你在下班时刻拥有好心情！

40. A cup of sake, a plate of side dishes, a touch of care, to take away the fatigue of a day's work. Ding-ding-ding, it's time to clock out! Even text messages join in the fun, wishing you a good mood as you head home from work!

41. 大多数人想要改造这个世界，但却罕有人想改造自己。极的人在每一次忧患中都看到一个机会，而消极的人则在每个机会都看到某种忧患。找借口失败，只找理由成功。不为失败找理由，要为成功找方法。

41. Most people want to transform this world, but few are willing to transform themselves. The extreme ones see an opportunity in every adversity, while the negative ones see some form of adversity in every opportunity. Making excuses for failure, but only finding reasons for success. Instead of finding reasons for failure, we should seek methods for success.

42. 在现实生活中，终日烦恼的人，实际上并不是遭遇了太多的不幸，而是根源于烦恼者的内心世界。此，当烦恼降临的时候，我们既不要怨天尤人，也不要自暴自弃，要学会给心灵松绑，从心理上调适自己，避免烦恼变成心病。

42. In real life, those who are troubled all day long are not actually suffering from too many misfortunes, but rather from the inner world of the troubled person. Therefore, when trouble comes, we should neither complain about the heavens nor abandon ourselves, but learn to free our minds, adjust ourselves psychologically, and prevent troubles from becoming a heart disease.

43. 我相信有奇迹，但是不相信奇迹会发生在我身上啦！

43. I believe in miracles, but I no longer believe that a miracle will happen to me!

44. 需频繁调动工作地点及内容的工作，不断地适应新环境及新同事会造成很大的生活压力。乏同侪伙伴的工作环境，压力及责任较少有人可以共同承担，一旦有事，只能独自承受，压力难以排解。

44. Jobs that require frequent changes in work location and content can cause significant stress due to the continuous adaptation to new environments and colleagues. In a work environment lacking peer partners, the pressure and responsibility are rarely shared by others. When something happens, one has to bear it alone, making it difficult to relieve the stress.

45. 手拿大哥大，耳挎bb机，不要迷恋哥，个已经有老婆了

45. Holding a big brick phone, wearing a beeper around your ear, don't get obsessed with me, I already have a wife.

46. 列出目前不能实现目标的所有原因，从难到易，并问自己：我现在可以马上用哪些方法解决自己的问题？逐项写下并解答。

46. List all the reasons why the current goals cannot be achieved, from difficult to easy, and ask yourself: What immediate methods can I use right now to solve my own problems? Write down each item and provide an answer.

47. 有问题发生，不要把问题丢给其他人，一定要想办法解决，职场是一个只要结果的地方，一定要有解决问题的能力，当你一开始动脑子想办法解决了所有的问题，你在思维能力与工作能力上才是能有所进步。

47. When problems arise, don't pass them on to others; you must find a way to solve them. The workplace is a place where results matter, and you must have the ability to solve problems. It is when you start to think and come up with solutions to all the problems that you can truly make progress in both thinking ability and work capability.

48. 小时候捡石头，然后收集好多口香糖外边的锡纸，然后用锡纸把石头包起来当成古代的银子，然后自己演电视剧…两够不够？

48. When I was a child, I would pick up stones, then collect a lot of tin foil from the outside of chewing gum, and then wrap the stones with the tin foil to pretend they were ancient silver coins, and then act out TV dramas... Are two enough?

49. 生活幸福度的总体认知与职场体验是息息相关的。敬业不等于辛苦，敬业即尊敬职业。当你在工作中淬炼出敬业精神，并深深地植入脑海里，那么做起事来就会积极主动，就会从中体会到乐趣，从而也会获得更多的经验，获得更大的成功，真正体现你自身的值价。

49. The overall perception of life satisfaction is closely related to workplace experiences. Devotion to one's profession does not mean toil, but rather it means respecting the profession. When you cultivate a spirit of devotion to your work and deeply implant it in your mind, you will be proactive in your actions, derive joy from them, and thus gain more experience and achieve greater success, truly reflecting the value of your own worth.