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酒桌必备!搞笑评论,让你的聚会更嗨皮!

面书号 2025-01-15 22:15 12


品酒之美,尽在经典评酒之句。笑谈间,品味千杯佳酿,领略酒香流转。

The beauty of wine tasting lies in the classic wine appraisal phrases. In a matter of laughter, savor a thousand exquisite wines, and appreciate the fragrance of the flowing wine.

1. 人走江湖,谁能不喝酒。人在江湖飘,怎么能不喝多?

1. When one wanders the world, who can avoid drinking? When floating in the world like a cloud, how can one not drink excessively?

2. 心碎喝酒,喝酒伤肺,最后没心没肺。

2. Drunkenness after heartbreak, drinking damages the lungs, and eventually, one becomes indifferent to heartache.

3. 客人喝了会醉,不然主人会丢人。

3. The guests will get drunk; otherwise, the host will be embarrassed.

4. 人走江湖,离不开酒。人在江湖飘,不能多喝。

4. When one wanders the江湖, one can't do without wine. When floating in the江湖, one should not drink excessively.

5. 感情铁不铁,铁了,那就不怕胃出血了;如果感情深不深,那就不怕点点滴滴。

5. Whether the feelings are as firm as iron or not, if they are firm, then there's no fear of stomach bleeding; and if the feelings are deep or not, then there's no fear of the drops and drips.

6. 为了不伤感情,我喝酒;为了不损害健康,我要喝一点。

6. I drink alcohol to avoid causing any hurt feelings; and to not harm my health, I need to drink a little.

7. 万水千山总感,少喝。

7. Feel the countless mountains and rivers, drink less.

8. 百川归东海,何时再饮?现在不喝,以后会难过的。

8. All rivers flow into the East Sea, when will I drink again? If I don't drink now, I will regret it later.

9. 男人不喝酒,走天下。只要心里有,茶也是酒。

9. A man who doesn't drink is as free as a bird. As long as there's a place in the heart, tea can be as intoxicating as wine.

10. 感情深,闷;浅薄的感情,舔吧;感情厚,喝不够;感情铁,饮血。

10. Deep feelings are heavy; shallow feelings can be licked; thick feelings are never enough to drink; iron feelings require drinking blood.

11. 不要怪男人抽烟,女人喝酒。吸烟者有故事。喝酒的人有心事。

11. Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories, and those who drink have troubles.

12. 一般的女人不喝酒,但是喝酒的女人不一般。

12. Ordinary women don't drink alcohol, but women who drink alcohol are not ordinary.

13. 最大的悲哀是:杯中之物,唉,无知。

13. The greatest sorrow is: the contents of the cup, alas, ignorance.

14. 醉了,我拒绝接受任何人,扶着墙就好。

14. Drunk, I refuse to accept anyone's help; just lean on the wall is fine.

15. 天上下着雨,地上干干的。刚才那个杯子不算。

15. It's raining from the sky, but the ground is dry. The cup just now doesn't count.

16. 三十,六个六!你好,兄弟!谁怕谁?乌龟害怕锤子!

16. Thirty, six sixes! Hello, brother! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer!

17. 除草那天中午,汗水顺着泥土往下滴,连干三杯酒。你觉得苦吗?

17. On the day of weeding, sweat dripped down the soil in the noon hour, and I downed three cups of wine consecutively. Do you find it bitter?

18. 东风吹,战鼓敲。今天谁喝酒谁怕谁。

18. The east wind blows, the war drums sound. Today, who drinks and who fears whom?

19. 路不平,不喝就喝。

19. The road is uneven; if you don't drink, then drink.

20. 我这辈子喝过的酒,流过的泪,都没有你回首时的苦涩。

20. All the wine I've drunk and all the tears I've shed in my life are nothing compared to the bitterness in your gaze when you look back.

21. 一杯酒不能做什么?如果有,那就两杯。

21. What can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then have two.

22. 六个六!你好,兄弟!谁怕谁?乌龟害怕锤子!

22. Six six! Hello, brother! Who fears whom? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

23. 再好的酒,喝多了也会醉。喝多了就糊涂了。

23. No matter how good the wine, drinking too much will make you drunk. Drinking too much will make you confused.

24. 酒入喉,有一种破碎的声音,仿佛绝望的歌唱。

24. The wine enters the throat with a sound of shattering, as if it is a song of despair.

25. 人走江湖,离不开酒;人在江湖飘,不能多喝。

25. When one wanders in the江湖, one can't do without wine; but when floating in the江湖, one should not drink excessively.

26. 孤独时抽烟,孤独时喝酒,一个人的世界很精彩。

26. Smoking when alone, drinking when alone, the world of one person is full of wonder.

27. 一杯酒不能做什么?如果有,那就两杯!

27. What can't a glass of wine do? If there's one, then make it two!

28. 为艺术而艺术并不比喝酒喝酒更有意义。

28. Art for art's sake is no more meaningful than drinking for drinking.

29. 半斤不当酒,一斤扶壁,半斤扶壁,我不去。

29. Half a pound of wine is not enough, a pound helps the wall, half a pound helps the wall, I won't go.

30. 天是蓝的,海是蓝的,杯子传下来。

30. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, the cup passes down.

31. 你愿意成为老朋友吗?白了还可以一起去喝酒。

31. Would you like to be an old friend? We can also go out for drinks together.

32. 要让客人喝好,先喝好。

32. To ensure that the guests have a good time drinking, one must drink well oneself first.

33. 22日,危机关头,姐姐替哥哥喝了一杯宋河。

33. On the 22nd, at a critical moment, my elder sister drank a cup of Songhe for my brother.

34. 这辈子再也不喝酒了。如果你再看到我喝酒,算了吧。

34. I will never drink alcohol in this lifetime. If you see me drinking again, just forget about it.

35. 喝酒可以帮助你戒掉懒惰的习惯,让你爱上家务。

35. Drinking alcohol can help you break the habit of laziness and make you fall in love with household chores.

36. 人不喝酒走不了江湖,人不喝高了飘不了江湖。

36. A person cannot navigate the江湖 without drinking, and a person cannot soar through the江湖 without being drunk.

37. 想和你喝酒是假的,想在你怀里喝醉是真的。

37. The desire to drink with you is false, but the wish to get drunk in your arms is true.

38. 女士建议:激动的心,颤抖的手,我给领导倒一杯酒,领导也不觉得我丑。

38. The lady suggested: With a racing heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, and the leader didn't find me ugly.

39. 女士与领导碰杯:领导在我之上,你能说出几个。

39. Toasting with the leader: The leader is above me, can you name a few?