在静谧的午后时光，阳光懒洋洋地洒在关休的角落，一群欢笑的友人围坐在一起，分享着关于“有关休假的搞笑朋友圈”的故事。

In the tranquil afternoon hours, the sun lazily casts its rays on the corner of Guanxiu, where a group of friends are gathered around, sharing stories about the "funny WeChat Moments posts about taking a vacation."

1. 二十八小时不睡觉，终于放暑假了。

1. After 28 hours without sleep, finally, summer vacation has arrived.

2. 我和夏手牵着手，中间却有一只叫作业本的狗。

2. I held hands with Xia, but in the middle was a dog named Workbook.

3. 暑假就是60天，8周，1440小时，86400分钟，5194000秒见不到你。

3. Summer vacation is 60 days, 8 weeks, 1440 hours, 86,400 minutes, and 5,194,000 seconds of not seeing you.

4. 暑假结束后，我不仅没有像闪电一样瘦下来，反而黑成了乌云。

4. After the summer vacation ended, not only did I not lose weight as quickly as lightning, but I turned as dark as a storm cloud instead.

5. 在过去的暑假里，我和大地之间只有一个孜然，我和包公之间只有一个月亮。

5. Last summer vacation, there was only a cumin between me and the earth, and only one moon between me and Bao Gong.

6. 暑假在家:静如麻痹，似癫痫。

6. During the summer vacation at home: still as paralysis, resembling epilepsy.

7. 终于放暑假了，早上睡不着。

7. Finally, summer vacation has arrived, and I can't sleep in the morning.

8. 我对假期的概念是，我的充电器从来没有闲置过。

8. My concept of a vacation is that my charger has never been idle.

9. 暑假是我们的假期，不是很多作业。

9. The summer vacation is our holiday, not with a lot of homework.

10. 唉，放假也是一种痛苦。但我就是喜欢。简直要了我的命。

10. Alas, even holidays can be painful. But I just love them. They almost take my breath away.

11. 健身房越来越没意思了。小学生放暑假，瑜伽课也不错过。

11. The gym is getting boring. Even primary school students don't miss the yoga class during the summer vacation.

12. 不好意思，我消极对待暑假作业。可以取消我做暑假作业的资格吗？

12. Sorry, I've been negative about the summer homework. Can I be disqualified from doing the summer homework?

13. 为什么假期过得这么快？因为没有早晨！

13. Why does the holiday go by so quickly? Because there's no morning!

14. 现在是暑假，我在想是应该重启游戏直播还是去上班。

14. It's summer vacation now, and I'm thinking whether I should restart my game streaming or go to work.

15. 过了一个假期才发现，只有爱你的人才会和你保持联系。

15. It wasn't until after the holiday that I realized only those who love you will keep in touch with you.

16. 作业三，请自重，我是有暑假的人。

16. Assignment three, please behave yourself, I am someone with a summer vacation.

17. 暑假到了，给小亲戚的菜盘登场了！

17. Summer vacation is here, and it's time for the little relatives' plates to make their appearance!

18. 暑假陪着我，不要离开我。2 、同学们，你们暑假过得愉快吗只有快，没有乐

18. Accompany me during the summer vacation and don't leave me. 2, classmates, did you have a pleasant summer vacation? Only fast, not enjoyable.

19. 所谓放假，家里人怀疑，出门不带钱，每天特别自由。

19. So called "vacation," the family doubts it; without money when going out, and enjoy complete freedom every day.

20. 暑假作业写完按1，写了一半按2，写了一点点按3，一点都没写按4。

20. Complete summer homework press 1, wrote half press 2, wrote a little press 3, didn't write anything press 4.

21. 一个假期，谁都不想，只想同桌！

21. On a holiday, no one wants to go anywhere, just want to sit next to that person!

22. 暑假已经开始了，但是我的生物钟还在工作。

22. The summer vacation has already started, but my biological clock is still working.

23. 暑假过得好不好，要看成绩高不高。

23. Whether the summer vacation was good or not depends on how high the grades are.

24. 暑假千万不要待在家里，不然会被骂的很惨！

24. Don't stay at home during the summer vacation, otherwise you will be scolded severely!

25. 这个暑假，我们将分开两地但我们的心会永远在一起。

25. This summer, we will be separated to two places, but our hearts will always be together.