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1. 57发现自己好像胖了点所以买了件修身的裙子来督促自己减肥。

1. 57 found that she seemed a bit heavier and therefore bought a slimming skirt to urge herself to lose weight.

2. 25卑微的誓言总能让我泥足深陷，即使说了一遍又一遍。

2. Vile promises always drag me into a deep mud, even when I have said them over and over again.

3. 10夏天又到了，该努力减肥了！有志同道合的小伙伴吗？

3. Summer is here again, it's time to lose weight and work out! Do you have any like-minded friends to join in?

4. 7你给我吃，使劲吃，吃胖了没人要你，你是我的了，就我要你。

4.7 Feed me, eat as much as you can, get fat and no one will want you, you are mine, only me who want you.

5. 46如果你觉得自己，整天累得跟狗一样。你真是误会大了，狗都没有你这么累。

5. 46 If you feel as exhausted as a dog all day long, you've got it all wrong. Dogs aren't as tired as you are.

6. 45那脖子上的肉一层盖一层，就像叠叠的浪。

6. The flesh on the neck was layered upon layer, resembling stacked waves.

7. 同学发自己结婚照，底下评论说你可终于嫁出去了…还有个孩儿妈晒自己参加婚礼的自拍，有人评论浪的吧还化妆抹口红…我就想知道大家脾气咋都那么好这么评论都不怼回去，我晒照片别人说不像我我都快气死了，不像我像你么难道？！少女们晒图无非想听别人夸一下吧，你说些没用给人添堵的就该被打死知道么比心~

7. A classmate posted pictures of their wedding, and the comments below said, "Finally, you got married..." There was also a mother who posted her selfie at the wedding, and someone commented, "You're dressed up and wearing makeup and lipstick, are you going to sea?" I just want to know why everyone's so patient and doesn't respond to such comments. I get so angry when people say I don't look like my photos, and you say I look like you? Is that so?! Young girls post pictures just wanting to hear some compliments, don't you think you should be beaten for saying useless things that make people upset? Give me a heart~

8. 54后来我走过很长的光景，才发现往事苍老模糊不清，唯独你的脸记忆犹新，当初的爱始终年轻。

8.54 Later on, after a long time, I realized that the past is old and hazy, but only your face is still vivid in my memory, and the love from then on remains youthful.

9. 我就这点爱好：爱交朋友，爱睡觉，爱玩，爱吃，爱自拍。

9. My only hobbies are: loving to make friends, loving to sleep, loving to play, loving to eat, and loving to take selfies.

10. 1亏欠父母太多经典感言 对父母愧疚简短的说说

10. 1 Classic Sayings of Deep Debt to Parents: Brief Expressions of Guilt to Parents

11. 28四月不减肥，五月徒伤悲，胖子们天生就是来搞笑的！

11. If you don't lose weight by April, you'll only feel sad in May, fatties are naturally here to amuse us!

12. 32我曾经最引以为傲的尊严被你践踏的一败涂地却从未后悔过爱上你

12. The dignity that I once took the most pride in was utterly trampled upon by you, yet I have never regretted falling in love with you.

13. 53老天爷给了我许多长胖的机遇，我还把握住了。

13. 53 The heavens have given me many opportunities to gain weight, and I have seized them.

14. 55你给我买10条烟总比我去一次夜-总会划算吧。

14. It's cheaper for you to buy me 10 cigarettes than for me to go to a night club once.

15. 59小时候不爱吃饭，导致现在个矮；现在是爱吃饭了，导致又胖又矮。

15. When I was 5 or 6 years old, I didn't like to eat, which has led to my short stature now; now that I love to eat, I've become both chubby and short.

16. 照照镜子，摸摸你的头发，说:快速成长，快速成长。

16. Look in the mirror, run your fingers through your hair, and say: "Rapid growth, rapid growth."

17. 38既然天气这么冷，能不能把我嘴也冻上，不吃东西就不会长胖了。

17. 38 Since it's so cold out, can you also freeze my mouth? If I don't eat anything, I won't gain weight.

18. 54还我锁骨和腿，好不容易才有的现在越来越肥。

18. Give me back my collarbone and legs, which were so difficult to achieve and are now getting fatter and fatter.

19. 洗完头，就算不出门也要自拍几张，不然不是白洗了。

19. After washing your hair, you should take a few selfies even if you're not going out. Otherwise, it's like washing your hair for nothing.

20. 22心头乌云密布就算被晒死也不阳光乌云飘散伤感的歌也觉欢愉！谢谢已倍受自责对不起我亲爱的自己！

20. 22 The dark clouds in my heart are so dense that even if I were to be晒死, I wouldn't be sunny. When the dark clouds disperse, even the melancholic songs seem joyful! Thank you, I'm already overwhelmed with self-reproach, sorry, my dear self!

21. 没人能帮你，只能靠自己。如果不想让我说你胖，饿了就别吃了，喝水，睡觉！

21. No one can help you; you have to rely on yourself. If you don't want me to say you're fat, don't eat when you're hungry, just drink water and sleep!

22. 2有时候就觉得一切都挺没劲的尤其是胖了不少以后。

22. Sometimes it feels like everything is pretty boring, especially after gaining a lot of weight.

23. 44其实喜欢一个女生就多买东西给她吃。吃胖了就是你的了。

23. 44 In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food to eat. If she gains weight, she's yours.

24. 一个不能控制自己身材的女人，这辈子都不会有所成就。不，你看，我想胖就胖，想胖就胖。

24. A woman who cannot control her figure will never achieve anything in her life. No, you see, I gain weight when I want to, and gain weight when I want to.

25. 46每天在长胖的路上一去不返！今天又喝了奶茶，晚上还约了撸串！

25. Every day is a step further away from being slim! Today, I had bubble tea and made plans to eat grilled skewers in the evening!

26. 35安慰别人的时候一套一套的，码为自己的时候，只想找根绳套一套。

26. When comforting others, you have all sorts of comforting words, but for yourself, you can only think of finding a rope to tie yourself up with.

27. 57我胖的时候都不嫌弃我的人们，等我瘦了我必须会好好报答你们的。

27. The people who didn't嫌弃 me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you well when I lose weight.

28. 16减肥，有时候并不是管不住嘴，而是你心里没有秤。

28. Losing weight isn't always about not being able to control your mouth; sometimes it's because you don't have a scale in your heart.

29. 5其实喜欢一个女生就多买东西给她吃。吃胖了就是你的了。

29.5 In fact, if you like a girl, buy more things for her to eat. If she gains weight, she will be yours.

30. 天气好到飞起，下课自拍的时候被旁边卖豆腐脑的大伯问，光晃得能照么？信誓旦旦地笑着对大伯点头说，能！

30. The weather was so good it was flying. When taking a selfie after class, an old man selling brain tofu beside me asked, "Can it shine brightly?" I nodded and smiled confidently at the old man, saying, "Yes, it can!"

31. 20在这个个性的时代，我宁可胖的精致。也不要瘦的雷同。

31. 20 In this age of individuality, I'd rather be fat and refined than slim and identical.

32. 假期一事无成有木有快要结束很抓狂有木有跟人学了个好办法，如果你也心情不好的话，那么，自拍吧！不一会你就在自我欣赏和肯定中忘了心情不好这回事啦！

32. Isn't it frustrating when you accomplish nothing during your vacation and it's almost over? Well, here's a good method I learned: if you're feeling down, take a selfie! In no time, you'll be caught up in self-admiration and affirmation, and you'll forget all about feeling bad!

33. 27男人膝下有黄金，我把全部腿都切下来了，连块铜也没找着。

33. The saying goes that 'a man has gold under his knees,' but I've had all my legs cut off and haven't found a single piece of copper.

34. 12在人生的牌局中，发牌的是上帝，打牌的却是我们自己。

34. In the card game of life, God is the dealer, but we are the ones playing the cards.

35. 36姐此刻的梦想。就是瘦成一根冰棍。打击死那些忧重的胖子。

35. 36 sister's dream at this moment is to slim down to the size of an ice lollipop. To defeat those overweight individuals who are burdened by worries.

36. 60杰克，船长，只要我下去，你俩就都能坐在这块木板上了。冷？我怎样可能冷。我身上都是脂肪。

36. 60 Jack, Captain, as long as I go down, you two can both sit on this piece of wood. Cold? How could I be cold. I'm all fat.

37. 43暴饮暴食真的是个不好的习惯，不爱运动也是！！！所以我现在又长胖了！

37. Overeating and gluttony really are bad habits, and not exercising is too!!! So now I've gained weight again!

38. 56吃饭咬到两腮内侧肌肉的时候，突然觉悟自己是不是脸胖了。

38. When eating, I accidentally bit into the inner muscle of my cheeks, and suddenly realized whether my face had become fatter.

39. 那时，梁倩就像一根新鲜的香肠，裹着肉，紧绷绷的。现在就像风干的香肠，没有任何水分就干了，肠衣上还沉积了一层盐霜。

39. At that time, Liang Qian was like a fresh sausage, wrapped in meat, tight and taut. Now, it's like a dried sausage, dried without any moisture, with a layer of salt frost deposited on the casing.

40. 19男人被甩，金钱问题；女人被甩，面貌问题，我被甩，你他妈脑袋有问题。

40. 19 men are dumped over money issues; women are dumped over appearance problems; I am dumped, you他妈 have a problem with your brain.

41. 19我姐姐看了我一眼说：“别让肉听见了。”

41. 19 My sister gave me a glance and said, "Don't let the meat hear that."

42. 26老天给了我所有长胖的机会，我都抓住了。

42. 26 The heavens gave me all the opportunities to gain weight, and I seized them all.

43. 4012你的存在就是为了向我们证明：世界之大，无奇不有！！

43. 4012 Your existence is to prove to us: The world is vast, and there is no end to the wonders it holds!!

44. 29论大半夜点外卖是个什么心态呢，可能是嫌自己还不够胖吧，抱紧自己的肥肉。

44. What kind of mindset is it to order takeout at midnight? Maybe it's because they're not satisfied with their own weight yet, holding onto their fatty flesh.

45. 8我已经胖了好久了，体重到达了巅峰，每天就是很饿，就是瘦不下来。

45.8 I have been overweight for a long time, and my weight has reached its peak. Every day, I'm extremely hungry, yet I can't lose weight.

46. 15我真傻，真的。我单知道大街上跌倒的老太太是不能轻易去扶的，我不知道原来貌似可怜的搭车者其实更危险。个别老太太讹人不过是个人行为，钓鱼执法却不是一个人在战斗，其背后还有着一个团队，是不折不扣的有组织、有预谋的行为。遇到危险却不自知，还主动往圈套里跳，不知道有多少执法人员在笑我傻呢。

46. 15 I am really, truly foolish. I only knew that an elderly woman who fell on the street shouldn't be easily helped, but I didn't know that the seemingly可怜 hitchhikers were actually more dangerous. Some elderly women extorting money is just individual behavior, but fishing for law enforcement is not a one-person battle. There's a whole team behind it, which is undoubtedly an organized and premeditated act. To be in danger without realizing it, and to主动 jump into a trap, I don't know how many law enforcement officers are laughing at my foolishness.

47. 12控制不住嘴巴的人就别闹腾着减肥！活该！死胖子！

47. If you can't control your mouth, don't even bother trying to lose weight! It's your fault! Fatso!