风起云涌，她笔下的文字如同狂风中的暴雨，激荡着灵魂的深处。她是那个用文字编织梦境的女子，她是——风暴之笔。

The wind rises and clouds surge, and the words she writes are like a torrential rain in the midst of a gale, stirring the depths of the soul. She is the woman who weaves dreams with her words, she is—the stormy pen.

1. -单身很好 单身没有思来念去

1. - Being single is great, there's no thinking about or missing someone.

2. 我这口牙啊！全托蓝天六必治给治的，以前哪，腰酸背痛腿抽筋，可自从用了点大宝，嘿，您猜怎么着了，妈妈再也不用担心我的学习了！！

2. My teeth, oh my! They were all treated by Blue Sky Six Musts. Before that, I had backaches, leg cramps, and all that. But since I started using some Dabao, hey, guess what happened? Mom no longer worries about my studies anymore!!

3. 遇到王八邱，直接打死，算我的。42张起灵，就让时间刻下你永恒的摸样。

3. If you encounter Wang Ba Qiu, kill him directly, and it counts as my doing. From 42 incantations onward, let time etch your eternal appearance.

4. 但是我知道我还不能停，我还必须走下去，因为还有一个十年。73万水千山。

4. But I know that I can't stop yet; I still have to continue because there is another decade left. 730,000 rivers and mountains ahead.

5. 不要瞧不起不及格的同学，可能长大了你未必比当初不及格的同学好！

5. Do not look down upon classmates who failed, as you may not be any better than them when you grow up!

6. 超霸气的个性签名

7. 其实喜欢一个女生就多买东西给她吃。吃胖了，没人追了，就是你的了。

6. Super cool personality signature. 7. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more things to eat. If she gets fat and no one chases her, she's yours.

8. 勇于承认错误，永不改变。

8. Dare to admit mistakes and never change.

9. 两国交战，非使其不可。

9. Two countries at war, not to the point of being unavoidable.

10. 我不需要任何你说的爱我我命由我不由天，天要我亡，我要天陪我一起亡不要瞧不起不及格的同学，可能长大了你未必比当初不及格的同学好！把自己媳妇当老大的男人最耀眼既要有当机立断决心 更要有永不后悔的气魄只要精神不滑坡 赢得总比输得多染血一生终不悔，红尘逍遥我独醉。

10. I don't need any love you say, my fate is in my hands, not in the hands of heaven. If heaven wants me to perish, I want heaven to perish with me. Don't look down upon classmates who failed; maybe when you grow up, you won't be better than those who failed back then! A man who treats his wife as his boss is the most dazzling. He should have the decisiveness to act promptly and the courage never to regret. As long as the spirit does not decline, the victory will always outweigh the defeat. To live a life dyed in blood and never regret it, to wander in the mortal world and be drunk alone.

11. 你说你吧，没文凭还学人家长得丑，不聪明还学人家秃头顶！

11. You talk, without a diploma you're copying people for being ugly, and not being smart, you're copying people for having a bald head!

12. 63千年后累世情深谁还再等。64十年后，来青铜门里找我。

12. 6300 years later, who still waits with deep affection from generation to generation. 64 years later, come find me inside the Bronze Gate.

13. 我们的青春就像绿色的春天，静静地吐露芬芳。

13. Our youth is like a green spring, quietly releasing its fragrance.

14. 暗恋我的人阿。离末日真的不远了，你们怎么那么沉得住气啊。

14. Oh, the person who has a secret crush on me. The end of the world is truly not far away, how can you all keep your composure so well?

15. 12张起灵，你是一个奇迹。13张起灵，你的传奇自成一个世界。

15. 12 cards of resuscitation, you are a miracle. 13 cards of resuscitation, your legend forms its own world.

16. 别在俄坟前哭_脏了莪轮回的路ㄣ貌似你们都是无辜的，我却是活该的。是不是疯过之后，就会做回乖乖女？想爱不能爱是一种怎么样的悲哀我的生活只要一牵扯到他，一牵扯到那个男人，我整个人就开始跟打了鸡血一样疯狂。

16. Don't cry at the Russian tomb, you dirty my path of reincarnation. It seems that you all are innocent, but I deserve it. Is it that after going crazy, one can become a good girl again? What kind of sorrow is it to want to love but can't? My life becomes like a person on a stimulant whenever it involves him, whenever it involves that man.

17. -丢了自己 我会找回来

17. - If I lose myself, I will find myself again.

18. 不要在乎别人的过去，因为迩要拥有的是他的以后。算了吧、这份惦念我会好好的留在心里。

18. Don't worry about someone's past, because what you need to have is their future. Forget about it, I'll keep this concern in my heart properly.

19. 烟花易冷，人事易分。

19. Fireworks are easy to cool, and people are easy to part.

20. 有12种信念叫做承诺。

20. There are 12 beliefs known as commitments.

21. 孤独，无助，无意的表白

21. Loneliness, helplessness, unintentional confession

22. 不舍，此生不离。

22. Unwavering attachment, to be apart from none in this life.

23. 霸气的QQ个性签名

24. 我不是灰太狼，走了就不会再回来。拒绝别人进入这城堡 将自己牢牢地困在自己城堡牢笼沉溺或者回忆不好意思 天生傲骨怎能服输没有疯狂的接吻，哪有床上的翻滚，你有理由和我装，我就有本事让你受伤！如果你爱我，请拿出你的真心，不爱我就衮出我的世界哟哟哟切克闹虚情假意往边靠我不是架钢琴！请停止乱弹我的感情！上班时间勿扰，下班时间尽情骚扰。

23.霸气QQ个性签名 24. I am not the Big Bad Wolf, once I leave, I will never return. Refuse others to enter this castle, locking myself firmly in the prison of my own castle, immersed in or reminiscing, feeling embarrassed, how can someone with a natural pride submit? Without passionate kisses, where is the bed's tumbling? If you have the reason to pretend with me, I have the ability to let you hurt! If you love me, please show your sincerity. If you don't love me, please step out of my world. Yiyi yi, check it out, insincere and pretending, move to the side. I am not a piano! Please stop playing around with my feelings! No disturbances during working hours, and feel free to disturb after work hours.

25. 看到你的脸，就觉得你爸妈在制造你的时候没认真。

25. Seeing your face, I feel that your parents weren't serious when they were making you.

26. 60吴邪，你是我生命里的阳光。61我是谁？张起灵啊。

26. Wu Ye, you are the sunshine in my life. 61 Who am I? Zhang Qiling.

27. 没有人会永远年轻洁白的衣裳，中年是一种尘埃，永远被污染。

27. No one will always be young with pure white garments; middle age is a dust that is forever polluted.

28. 教育不是灌满一桶水，而是点燃一团生命的火焰。

28. Education is not about filling a bucket, but about igniting a flame of life.

29. 我在百度上打字找“比我更不要脸的人”百度却说“对不起，没有找到比你更不要脸的人”！

29. I typed "people more shameless than me" on Baidu, and Baidu said, "Sorry, no results found for people more shameless than you!"

30. 一分耕耘一分收获。智慧不能从逃避的人和事中得来。

30. One sowing, one reaping. Wisdom cannot be gained from those who avoid people and things.

31. 10虚华落尽尘缘了，伴青灯，万念空。11如果明天是世界末日，就让我们今天精尽人亡。

31. All vain glory fades away, leaving the dust of worldly desires behind, accompanied by the young lamp, all thoughts become empty. 11 If tomorrow is the day of judgment, let us exhaust ourselves and die today.

32. 不经历人渣，怎么能出嫁，没有人能随随便便当妈！

32. How can one get married without encountering scum? No one can become a mother without a bit of effort!

33. 愚蠢的人在远方寻找幸福，聪明的人在脚下foyin希望。

33. Foolish people seek happiness far away, while wise people find hope under their feet.

34. 看的是脸 图的是钱 要的是面子

34. It's all about appearance, aiming for money, and seeking face.

35. 此路是我开，此树是我栽，想要过此路，留下内裤来。

35. This road is mine to open, this tree is mine to plant. If you wish to cross this road, leave your underpants behind.

36. 南京天气晴朗吗？燃烧伦敦

36. Is the weather in Nanjing sunny? Burning London.

37. 77比鬼神更可怕的，是人心。78执子之手，与子偕老。

37. What is more terrifying than ghosts and gods is the human heart. 78 Hold your hand, and grow old with me.

38. 什么你不认识？小花小花召唤小花，这个人直接打死，算你的。62给我好好解释解释倒斗倒出生死恋是怎么回事。

38. What do you not recognize? Little Flower, Little Flower, summon Little Flower. If you kill this person, it counts as yours. 62, give me a good explanation of what is "loving through the looting of tombs and the perils of life and death."

39. 生命中的每一件事都可以用三个字总结：总会过去。

39. Everything in life can be summed up in three words: it will pass.

40. 55莫到无力忆往昔，今朝且醉且珍惜。56和雨烟雨两不胜，天上人间一样愁。

40. 55 Do not reach a point where you can no longer remember the past, and today, let's be both drunk and treasure it. 56 With the rain and misty rain, neither can withstand it, the same sorrow is shared in both heaven and earth.

41. 姑娘你能不能不在人前懦弱即使狼狈不堪依然高傲甩头就走

41. Can't you not be weak in front of others, even when you're disheveled, still proud, and just turn your head and leave?

42. 独占萤火虫，照亮孤独。

虫42. Exclusive fireflies illuminate loneliness.

43. 我不信命 我只信双手去打

43. I don't believe in fate. I only believe in using my own hands to fight.

44. 83狐王才是真绝色。84平生不会相思，才会相思，便害相思。

44. The Fox King is the real beauty. 84 In one's life, one does not know what it is to yearn for love, but once one does, it becomes an illness.

45. 你成天嫌弃我这我那，我要是没点毛病，还会看上你。

45. You're always complaining about this and that about me, if I didn't have any flaws, would I have chosen you?

46. 47瓶水相逢一生无言守候，流年暗换十年天真无邪。48十年一瞬如沧海，何人还逝藏海花。

46. Meeting 47 bottles of water in a lifetime, there is no wordless waiting; the passing years subtly change ten years of innocence. 48. Ten years pass in a blink like the sea, who still fades away with the flowers of the sea?

47. -我在想这个世界给了我什么又放肆的拿走什么

47. - I'm thinking about what this world has given me and what it has taken away with abandon.

48. 信用就像一面镜子，只要有了裂缝，就不能像原来的那样整体。

48. Credit is like a mirror; once there is a crack, it can no longer be as whole as before.

49. 85你在镜子里看到了什么？我剩下的生命。86除非黄土白骨，我守你百岁无忧。

49. What did you see in the mirror? My remaining life. 86 Unless I turn into a pile of yellow earth and white bones, I will keep you worry-free for a hundred years.

50. 期中考我身中百弹、却依然坚强的活着。我真佩服我自己。

50. In the midterm exam, I was hit by a hundred bullets yet I still lived on with strength. I truly admire myself.

51. 34我不是传奇，我和你们一样。35我常常想，那挨千刀的闷油瓶，现在在干什么呢？36夫妇共勉之。

51. 34 I am not a legend, I am just like you. 35 I often wonder, what is that cursed guy, Mo Youping, doing now? 36 Let us encourage each other as a couple.

52. 我很幸运，丢了性命。

52. I am lucky to have lost my life.

53. 灯笼容易灭，恩宠难求。

53. Lanterns are easy to extinguish, and grace is hard to attain.

54. 比较霸气的个性签名

55. 你的笑浮现在暗咽空气里的时候，有一种很疼的东西从心房那里漫漫地传出来我们所谓的爱情不过是化学反应╰…硬生生的把你从记忆中清除内心的疼痛已经麻木不已//、需要放肆的时候，就别太为难自己。

54. A comparison of a dominant personality signature 55. When your smile appears in the dim air, there is something very painful spreading slowly from the heart. What we call love is just a chemical reaction... forcibly wiping you from memory, the pain in the heart has already become numb... When the time comes to be unrestrained, don't be too hard on yourself.

56. 离开我以后改变你的脾气，我怕没有人会像我这样宠你。

56. Change your temper after leaving me, I'm afraid no one will spoil you as much as I do.

57. 我像以前一样喜欢听情歌，可现在却那么伤感。

57. I still like to listen to love songs as before, but now I feel so melancholic.

58. 如果2012地球还没垮棚的话。我就一直等下去。

58. If the Earth hasn't collapsed by 2012, I will keep waiting indefinitely.

59. 我坚信几年后我可以带着我的爱人站在你的面前说谢谢你当年不爱

59. I firmly believe that a few years from now, I can stand before you with my beloved and say thank you for not loving me back then.

60. 爱情和时间，永不相遇。

60. Love and time, never meet.

61. 你应该在车底。我应该在车里。让我开车压死你。

61. You should be under the car. I should be in the car. Let me drive over you and crush you.

62. 一切都在于耐心和等待。不要着急。你能做到的。

62. Everything depends on patience and waiting. Don't be in a hurry. You can do it.

63. 超人总是穿着三角内裤飞行是因为三角形具有稳定性

63. Superman always flies wearing briefs because the triangle shape has stability.

64. 25吴邪，我在笑。26任岁月覆盖过往，我陪你看花开花落世事无常。

64. 25 Wu Xie, I am laughing. 26 Let the years cover the past, and I will accompany you to watch the blooming and falling of flowers, the ever-changing world.

65. 啤酒衬托孟婆汤。

65. Beer complements the孟婆汤 (Mengpo Soup).

66. 91我的世界不允许你的消失，不管结局是否完美。92起灵，终得见你君临天下的摸样。

66. My world does not allow your disappearance, regardless of whether the ending is perfect. 92 Resurrection, and finally, I see the majestic you, ruling the heavens.

67. 67一铲在手，天下我有。68还好，命运让我遇见了你。

67. With one shovel in hand, I have the world at my feet. 68. Fortunately, fate led me to meet you.

68. 从心跳开始，到尸骨结束。

68. From the heartbeat to the bones in the grave.

69. 既然选择了，不管有什么结局，至少付出了，无怨无悔。

69. Since the choice has been made, no matter what the outcome may be, at least we have given it our all, without any regrets.

70. 75客官，您要的一份小哥。76干嘛说这些，你知道我有多想留在你身边。

70. 75 Gentleman, here is the dish you ordered. 76 Why are you saying these things, do you know how much I want to stay by your side?

71. 我终于明白了，当你站在悬崖边，是谁推着你。

71. I finally understand, when you stand at the edge of a cliff, who is pushing you.

72. 幸福是什么，就是你吃鱼，我吃肉，看着别人啃骨头！

72. Happiness is what it is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others gnaw on bones!

73. 如果成绩能像房价涨得那样快，那么这个世界该有多可爱。

73. If the grades could rise as quickly as house prices, then this world would be so lovely.

74. 我希望你的世界一切都好。

74. I hope everything is well in your world.

75. 为你赌一把，义无反顾。

75. Bet on you, without a second thought.

76. 你只管负责精彩 上帝自有安排

76. Just take care of the spectacular, God has His own arrangements.

77. 你有你的社会 我有我的团队

77. You have your society, and I have my team.

78. 我并不花心，从小到大我一直很喜欢钱 够霸气吧，，望采纳，，谢谢。

78. I'm not a flirtatious person; I have always liked money since I was a child. Is that imposing enough? Hope it's accepted. Thank you.

79. 两只公海龟打架，最狠的招术是把对方翻个身。

79. When two male sea turtles fight, the nastiest move is to flip the other turtle over.

80. 45还我小哥。46是不是太思念的时候，就可以看到你。

80. Return my younger brother. 46 Is it that at times when I miss you too much, I can see you.

81. 我不允许任何人，以任何方式，抢走我在乎的人。

81. I will not allow anyone, in any way, to take away the people I care about.

82. 7还好，我没有害死你。8有些事，不如不知道。

82. 7 Thankfully, I didn't kill you. 8 Some things are better left unknown.

83. 你敢每次把西瓜籽挑出来，把西瓜肉给我吃，我就敢嫁给你！！！

83. If you dare to pick out the watermelon seeds every time and give me the watermelon flesh, I dare to marry you!!!

84. 做不成你的新娘就做你新娘的伴娘，把她的婚纱撕烂。

84. If I can't be your bride, then I'll be your maid of honor and rip her wedding dress to shreds.

85. 水不撩不知深浅 人不拼怎知输赢

85. One does not know the depth of water without stirring the waters; one does not know the outcome of a contest without trying.

86. 万事我都靠自己 用不着你瞧得起

86. I rely on myself for everything; I don't need you to think highly of me.

87. 89紫檀未灭，我亦未去。90张起灵，我们只待你，君临天下。

87. The 89-year-old rosewood has not been extinguished, and neither have I departed. 90 Zhang Qiling, we are all waiting for you, to reign over the world.