1. 刚交房的时候，来往的人多，每次保安会盘问。

1. When the building was newly handed over, there were many people coming and going, and the security guards would question everyone each time.

2. 63我们住宿条件好，卫生条件妙，食堂干净校园小，来回走路不费脚，放假晚来开学早，保证情侣分离少。

2. We have excellent accommodation conditions, great hygiene, a clean canteen, a small campus, walking around doesn't tire your feet, late holidays and early school opening, ensuring that lovers separate less.

3. 举起两根手指，对同学们说：“同学们，学好数学关键就是三个字！！’多做练习！！’”

3. Hold up two fingers and say to the classmates, "Classmates, the key to mastering mathematics is just three words!! 'Do more practice!!'"

4. 大一那年，院里面晚会，我演一“小偷”，名声大噪，深得女生青睐，平日皆以“小偷”称我。某日闲逛至亚贸，被班上一快言快语的哈尔滨女生看见，兴奋地就冲我大喊着冲过来：“唉呀——小偷——小偷”，害得我立马被旁边的人揪住……

4. During my first year, there was a party held at our college, and I played the role of a "thief," which gained me a lot of fame and the favor of the girls. I was commonly addressed as "the thief" by everyone. One day, while wandering around Yatiao, I was spotted by a quick-talking Harbin girl from my class. She excitedly shouted at me, "Hey, thief! Thief!" which caused me to be immediately grabbed by someone nearby...

5. 56热烈欢迎江门职业学院20xx级新同学！

5. 56 Warmly welcome the new students of Jiangmen Vocational College's Class of 20xx!

6. 蛾子如果到了青蛙和蟾蜍那里，不就成了点心了吗．．．

6. If moths reach the frogs and toads, wouldn't they just become a snack...

7. 心灵美 语言美 行为美 环境美

7. Inner beauty, linguistic beauty, behavioral beauty, environmental beauty

8. 英语老师很不高兴的说：都多大人了还上厕所？

8. The English teacher said unhappily, "How old are you all, still going to the bathroom?"

9. 50热烈欢迎江门职业学院20xx级新同学！

9. 50 Warmly welcome the new students of Class 20xx from Jiangmen Vocational College!

10. 本人姓朱，管理单位机房。有次有人打我手机：“鸡科长，你在猪房吗？”当时狂骂那家伙一顿

10. I am Zhu, and I manage the computer room of my unit. There was a time when someone called me on my mobile phone: "Comrade Ji, are you in the pigsty?" At that moment, I scolded that guy a lot.

11. 30天道酬勤!准备好自己，在需要的时候上升到豪迈的高度。

11. 30 days of hard work will be rewarded! Prepare yourself and rise to the grandeur when the time comes.

12. 18栉风沐雨养莘莘学子，呕心沥血育医专精英。

12. Tending countless students through storms and rains, and nurturing medical specialists with devotion and toil.

13. 38携手并肩，朝着创办一流地方大学的宏伟目标迈进!

13. 38 March hand in hand, striving towards the grand goal of establishing a first-class local university!

14. 15祝福你们：新学期，进步大，收获多;牛年“牛”出你的最精彩……

14.15 Bless you: a new semester with great progress and abundant harvests; in the Year of the Ox, "ox" out your most splendid moments...

15. 68要是报湖大，必成高富帅。学姐会卖萌，学妹很可爱，学长很亲切，学弟天然呆。教室有空调，夏天很凉快。

15. If you report to Hua University, you will definitely become a tall, handsome, and wealthy man. The senior sister is cute, the junior sister is adorable, the senior brother is very friendly, and the junior brother is naturally naive. The classroom has air conditioning, which is cool in the summer.

16. 昨一同事问我。节日的节怎么写？我回答：草字头下面加一个节日的节去掉草字头！全体人员爆笑!我还一时没有反应过来~~~~~~~!

16. Yesterday, a colleague of mine asked me, "How do you write the character for 'festival'?" I replied: "Add the character for 'festival' under the grass radical, and then remove the grass radical from the top!" Everyone burst into laughter! I was momentarily at a loss for words~~~~~~~!

17. 我是物流部的，过了年，客户打电话过来查询节前的货物什么时候到，因为过节这几天浑浑噩噩的，我也搞不清楚订单的内容，就顺口问了一句：您是什么东西？

17. I am from the logistics department. After the New Year, the client called to inquire about when the goods before the holiday would arrive. Because I was in a daze during the holiday period, I wasn't clear on the contents of the order, so I casually asked: What kind of thing is it?

18. 28一个明媚的`女子，不倾城，不倾国，以优雅姿势去摸爬滚打。

18. A bright and lovely young woman, neither captivating the whole city nor the whole nation, yet she moves gracefully, struggling and toiling through life.

19. 62求萌妹，求御姐，求正太，求大叔·云集各类精英，社团联合会，期待你的加入。

19. Seeking cute girls, mature ladies, young boys, and handsome gentlemen · Gather all kinds of elites, the Federation of Associations, looking forward to your joining.

20. 54今日我以母校为荣 明天母校为我骄傲

20. 54 Today, I am proud of my alma mater; tomorrow, my alma mater will be proud of me.

21. kfc苏丹红事件过后，我去kfc ,服务员问，您要点什么？ 我想都没想：一对苏丹红 服务员马上一副被噎住的表情

21. After the KFC Sudan Red incident, when I went to KFC, the server asked, "What would you like?" Without thinking, I replied: "A pair of Sudan Red." The server immediately had a choked-up expression.

22. 49新学期，齐律动——让我们一起追求成功。

22. 49 New semester, synchronized rhythm - let's pursue success together.

23. 36服从命令、听从指挥、团结互助、争创佳绩。

23. 36 Obey orders, follow instructions, unite and assist each other, and strive for outstanding achievements.

24. 48学习，不是任务，而是一个令人羡慕的机会，是为了今后的欢乐和工作去学习。

24. Learning at 24.48 is not a task, but an enviable opportunity to study for future joy and work.

25. 55欢度金秋，喜迎四海学子。医海无涯，再铸明天骄子。

25. Enjoy the golden autumn and warmly welcome students from all over the world. The sea of medicine has no bounds, forging tomorrow's outstanding individuals once again.

26. 70今朝莘莘学子以梦为马，竞知笃行展机械雄风;明日机械桃李意气风发，大展宏图耀重大风采。

26. Today, numerous students ride dreams as horses, striving to demonstrate the grandeur of mechanical endeavor; tomorrow, the mechanical scholars will be full of vigor and ambition, grandly unfolding their grand plans, shining with remarkable风采.

27. 请讲礼貌用语

27. Please use polite language.

28. 26微微一笑很倾城，广科一遇很精彩。使出洪荒之力，亮出一生辉煌!

28. A smile is charming, and meeting at Guangke is exciting. Put forth the strength of the primeval chaos, and showcase the brilliance of a lifetime!

29. 除了你的笑脸什么也别留下。

29. Leave behind nothing but your smile.

30. 1，2，3，4，5，6，7，8，9，10，勾……（突然停住了）

30. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, tick... (suddenly stopped)

31. 那天我说女朋友笨的跟猪一样，她就拧我，特疼，一直不松手，我一急，说：“我告你妈你虐待猪！”

31. That day, I said my girlfriend was as dumb as a pig, and she twisted me, it hurt so much, she wouldn't let go. In a hurry, I said, "I'm going to tell your mom that you're mistreating the pig!"

32. 有道德有理想有文化有纪律

32. Possesses morality, ideals, culture, and discipline.

33. 28新学期，新举措，师生共进，拼搏才能收获。

33. The new semester brings new measures, and teachers and students work together to move forward. Only through hard work can we achieve success.

34. 一次去市场买菜，准备聚餐，一个韩国朋友买了生菜，要2块4，他把身上所有的零钱都给了小贩，还缺一毛钱，所以他对小贩说--

34. One time, when going to the market to buy vegetables for a gathering, a Korean friend bought lettuce for 2.4 yuan. He gave all the change he had to the vendor, but was still short by 10 cents, so he said to the vendor --

35. 邓论课，老师激昂澎湃：有多少英雄儿女，缠绵于地下……

35. Deng's Theory class, the teacher was passionate and enthusiastic: How many heroic sons and daughters are entangled in the underworld...

36. 29让父母的期待变成现实，让自己的理想展翅飞翔。

36. Make your parents' expectations come true and let your ideals take flight.

37. 除了文明，什么也别留下!

37. Leave nothing but civilization behind!

38. 我们有同事外地出差，经销商请吃饭。席间要欲小便，经销商说对面就有洗手间，你去的话如果给门口说，我们是对面吃饭的就可以免费。我们同事为了节约两毛钱，箭步直走，理直气壮地对管厕所的说：“我是来吃饭的！”

38. We have a colleague who is on a business trip out of town, and the dealer invited us to dinner. During the meal, he felt the urge to urinate. The dealer said there was a restroom across the street, and if he went and told the person at the door that they were having dinner across the street, it would be free. Our colleague, in order to save two cents, walked swiftly and confidently towards the restroom manager, saying, "I'm here to have dinner!"

39. 37金秋送爽喜迎八方学子，丹桂飘香共祝完美明天!

39. The autumn breeze brings joy as we warmly welcome students from all directions, the sweet fragrance of osmanthus together celebrating a perfect tomorrow!

40. 14假如失败和成功是杠杆的两端，到这里来寻找你的砝码。

40. 14 If failure and success are the two ends of a lever, come here to find your counterweight.

41. 60厚积薄发，用艺术映照生活，喷薄欲出，让感动充溢校园。

41. Accumulate and then burst forth with 60 layers of intensity, reflecting life through art, spilling over with enthusiasm, allowing emotions to overflow the campus.

42. 单位祝词，一位领导说：“祝大家身体愉快……”憋住，没词了。

42. Unit greetings, a leader said: "I wish everyone to be happy and healthy..." Then he paused, unable to continue.

43. 53亲：请选择独立完成报到手续，高端、大气、上档次。

43. 53th Relative: Please choose to independently complete the check-in procedures; it's high-end, impressive, and of a high level.

44. 25这天的选取，明天的成就，学院因你而精彩。

44. Today's choices, tomorrow's achievements, the college shines because of you.

45. 10加入我们，我们会帮你发现自己的闪光点，让你发现美并创造美，让你的大学生活如理想般充实，快乐。

45. Join us, and we will help you discover your shining points, let you find and create beauty, and make your college life as fulfilling and happy as you imagine.

46. 54在羡慕别人成绩的同时，更要欣赏他们走过的足迹

46. 54 While envying others' achievements, it is even more important to appreciate the footprints they have left behind.

47. 1迎着朝阳当思如何努力，踏着晚霞要问是否进步

47. 1 As the morning sun rises, one should ponder how to strive; as the evening glow sets, one should ask whether progress has been made.

48. 39珍惜求学之路新起点,笑迎人生之旅新生活

48. 39 Cherish the new starting point on the path of seeking knowledge, and welcome the new life on the journey of life with a smile.

49. 17快乐人生三句话：“太好了!”“我能行!”“让我来帮助你!”

49. Three sentences for a joyful life: "That's great!" "I can do it!" "Let me help you!"

50. 14新学期，新举措，师生共进，撒汗才能收获。

50. A new semester, new measures, joint progress of teachers and students, only by sweating can one reap the harvest.

51. 42读书使人充实，思考使人深邃，交谈使人清醒。

51. Reading enriches the mind, thinking deepens insight, and conversing clarifies understanding.

52. 48创新工作机制，拓展服务领域，大力提升基层党组织和党员干部服务发展、服务群众的能力和水平。

52. Innovate the working mechanism, expand the service areas, and greatly enhance the capabilities and levels of grassroots Party organizations and Party members and cadres in serving development and the masses.

53. 37尊重别人就是尊重自己，才能赢得别人的尊重。

53. Respecting others is respecting oneself, and only by doing so can one earn the respect of others.

54. 偶打饭的时候，执着的指着菜花说：来份土豆。

54. While serving food, he insisted, pointing at the cauliflower: Give me some potatoes.

55. 物理老师讲波：“这是一根粗弹簧，我从两端推它，看，它是不是变密(便秘)了？”

55. The physics teacher explained waves: "This is a thick spring. I push it from both ends, look, did it get denser (constipated)?"

56. 56抓住机遇，珍惜时光，奋力拼搏，誓夺高分。

56. Seize the opportunities, cherish the time, strive hard, and vow to achieve high scores.

57. 曾经有一段时间家里闹耗子，我妈就买了耗子药来维护家庭安宁，但是一个耗子都没药倒。一天大老早的，我妈起床看了看门旮旯里的耗子药，自语“这药怎么没有人吃啊？~~~”全家晕倒。。。

57. There was a time when there were mice in our house, and my mother bought mouse poison to maintain the peace at home. However, not a single mouse fell ill from the poison. One early morning, my mother got up and looked at the mouse poison in the corner of the door, muttering to herself, "How come no one is eating this poison?~~~" The whole family collapsed in laughter...

58. 40微微一笑很倾城，广科一遇很精彩。使出洪荒之力，亮出一生辉煌!

58. A smile is as charming as a倾城, a meeting at Guangke is incredibly exciting. Bring out the primeval power, and show the brilliance of a lifetime!

59. 答辩的老师问：为什么凤凰要用红色而不是其它颜色

59. The teacher in the debate asked: Why does the phoenix use red instead of other colors?

60. 67喜洋洋出家门欲穷千里目，乐融融进科大更上一层楼

60. 67 Joyfully stepping out of the door, aspiring to see a thousand miles; harmoniously entering into USTC, climbing to an even higher level.

61. 51勤于思考，善于学习，信君珍惜大学时;全面发展，追求卓越，鹏程万里奋今朝。

61. 51 Dedicate yourself to thoughtful contemplation, excel in learning, and cherish your university days; pursue comprehensive development, aim for excellence, and strive for great achievements today.

62. 19选择今天、成就明天，平职学院因你的加盟而精彩

62. Choose today, achieve tomorrow; the Pingzhi College shines brighter with your addition.

63. 13多一分努力，多一分成绩，多一点希望，多一些欢乐。

63. With a bit more effort, you'll achieve more, have more hope, and enjoy more happiness.

64. 垃圾身上粘害虫，别让垃圾到处跑。

64. The garbage is stuck with pests, don't let the garbage run around everywhere.

65. 4在我心中有一个小小的愿望，我希望每次走进教室，迎接我的总是你们那灿烂的笑脸;当我离开时，留给我的依旧是那样的笑脸。

65.4 There is a small wish in my heart. I hope that every time I enter the classroom, I am always greeted by your radiant smiles; and when I leave, the smile that remains with me is the same.

66. 前几天下班和几个同事去一家小店吃饭，当时店里人挺多的，一个胖呼呼的服务员正忙的不可开交，一同事喊：“服务员~~”，那姑娘颠儿颠儿跑了过来：“几位结点啥帐？”，当时我们全倒，以后再去这家吃饭，点菜时候喊“服务员结帐”，然后吃完要走的时候喊“点菜！！”

66. A few days ago, after work, I went to a small restaurant with a few colleagues. The place was quite busy at the time, with a chubby waitress bustling around. One of my colleagues called out, "Waitress~", and the girl hurried over, saying, "What kind of bill do you want to settle?" We were all amused by it. From then on, whenever we went to this restaurant, we would order the dishes by saying "Waitress, please settle the bill," and then, when it was time to leave, we would shout "Ordering dishes!!"

67. 带走垃圾，人人有责。

67. It is everyone's responsibility to take away the trash.

68. 49抓住机遇，珍惜时光，奋力拼搏，誓夺高分。

68. Seize the opportunities, treasure the time, strive hard, and aim for high scores.

69. 58医师医德医专人，新生新景新学期，山东医专欢迎你。

69. 58 Doctors of medical ethics and professionals, a new beginning, new scenery, and a new semester, Shandong Medical College warmly welcomes you.

70. 54千里之行，始于足下;百尺竿头，更进一步。

70. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step; when you reach the top of a hundred-foot pole, you can go even further.

71. 请勿把垃圾扔入抽屉。

71. Do not throw garbage into the drawer.

72. 请爱护公共卫生

72. Please take care of public health.

73. 在食堂排队，听见旁边一男生说：“师傅，来碗‘子弹菜花’汤！”（紫菜蛋花汤）哈哈，笑得我喷汤了。

73. While queuing in the cafeteria, I heard a male student next to me say, "Master, give me a bowl of 'Bullet cauliflower' soup!" (Seaweed and egg flower soup) Haha, I laughed so hard that I sprayed soup all over.

74. 22学妹们，做个强悍的女汉纸可好学弟们，做个安静的美男子也罢。

74. 22 Junior sisters, why not be a strong and fierce woman? And for the junior brothers, being a quiet and handsome man is also a good choice.

75. 65你若到来，便是晴天;你若安好，便是幸福。

75. 65 If you come, it is a sunny day; if you are well, it is happiness.

76. 结果说成：“经理，你们这里需不需要打手？”

76. The result was phrased as: "Manager, do you need any enforcers here?"

77. 22新学期，新起点，学海无止境;新方向，新理念，人生有彼岸!

77. A new semester, a new starting point; the sea of knowledge has no end; new direction, new ideas, life has a destination!

78. 25建筑学子搭座桥，民院在这头，小马哥在那头。

78. 25 architecture students build a bridge, the Minyuan College is on this end, and Xiao Ma Ge is on the other end.

79. 偶郁闷+诧异的出门去买，临出门时又特别的问了句：“确定买一斤啊？！”

79. Feeling a mix of melancholy and astonishment, I went out to buy something. Just before leaving, I asked particularly, "Are you sure you want to buy a pound?!"

80. 爸妈吵架，我爸气的说了句：”我给你滚出去！”

80. The parents were arguing, and my dad got so angry that he said, "Get out of here, I'm telling you!"